*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[NickyPipes]

Heat +8.5
Heat +305

Brothers it looks like I missed +9, oh well! had things going on pal, you think I am sitting around "trying to find an edge" on the sports book on a Monday? Fat chance pal, company did $10.1k profit today. Run the numbers pal.

Brothers this weekend I got "lucky" on a "misclick". As mentioned above I have been betting some MLB Series plays lately, mainly firing Rays. I wanted to bet on Reds on Friday night, so do I. But I was still on Series Price, not Game Price. So I bet Reds series. Noticed my mistake right away, nothing I could do about it. Reds wound up losing Friday but winning the series. Good luck.

[Dan Druff]

I hate hate hate this runner on 2nd shit for extras. Really fucks under bets.

Great under pick for me (2-2 after 9 innings), yet now in the 10th it's 3-2 Rockies with bases loaded.

[Sanlmar]

I hate hate hate this runner on 2nd shit for extras. Really fucks under bets.

Great under pick for me (2-2 after 9 innings), yet now in the 10th it's 3-2 Rockies with bases loaded.

Blame it on Kike. We can do this every night. Last night he let the first two come in on a routine fielding play.

[Sanlmar]

Heat +8.5
Heat +305

Brothers it looks like I missed +9, oh well! had things going on pal, you think I am sitting around "trying to find an edge" on the sports book on a Monday? Fat chance pal, company did $10.1k profit today. Run the numbers pal.

Brutal 2 days pal. L’s for the Heat, Rays & Panthers Tuesday. Oof.

[Dan Druff]

Managed to win the under on the Rockies despite 3 runs coming home in the 10th.

Today I am fading Jameson Taillon, something I should've been doing for a long time, but haven't been.

His ERA is over 7, through 10 (!!) starts. He just hasn't looked right, possibly due to after-effects from his injury earlier this year. Whatever it is, he's been a disaster for the Cubs. He has had just 2 good starts -- one back in April against the Dodgers, and one on June 2 against the Padres.

Luis Ortiz hasn't been great for the Pirates, mostly struggling with walking a lot of people (15/16 K-BB ratio). However, he's been mostly good at stranding the many baserunners he's allowed.

I am not making this a first-5 pick because the Pirates have a lockdown closer in David Bednar, and a pretty good setup guy in Colin Holderman. The Cubs bullpen situation is a mess. Aside from being on the road, the Pirates generally have the bullpen advantage here.

Pittsburgh (L. Ortiz) +115 at Cubs (Taillon)

[NickyPipes]

Nice pal, I also get the Pirates

Reds were series price underdogs against the royals, looking for them to cash that ticket tonight

Nicky Pipes can’t afford many more Rays losses to Oaklan As pal.

Look pal, I bet my life savings that Vegas lifts the cup tonight.

Let’s have some fun pal

[tgull]

Nice pal, I also get the Pirates

Reds were series price underdogs against the royals, looking for them to cash that ticket tonight

Nicky Pipes can’t afford many more Rays losses to Oaklan As pal.

Look pal, I bet my life savings that Vegas lifts the cup tonight.

Let’s have some fun pal

You sure about that? That looks like a sucker bet. I'd be careful on that one.

[NickyPipes]

Ok pal my $1970 to you $1000

You want action? I’ll be back in 20 min, escrow with Druff if you want and I’ll do the same

[tgull]

Ok pal my $1970 to you $1000

You want action? I’ll be back in 20 min, escrow with Druff if you want and I’ll do the same

I am not betting, I was probably the only person on the planet that lost $20,000 on the stock market on two up days yesterday and today and still stinging. I am just saying you are looking down a sucker bet, but I am taking some time off on binary outcomes. You certainly don't need me to get such terrible odds, plenty of online books will take your action.

[NickyPipes]

I already got the terrible odds pal, you should see the price I got on the Rays and the Rays Series price. Not good ads pal, let's just leave it at that.

It probably is a sucker bet pal but sometimes its fun to be the sucker. I like the FL Panthers but having watched the games Vegas looks to be the significantly better team and I think they are going to close things out at home. If I lose that stinks but guess what? I'll be back betting on baseball tomorrow.

[tgull]

I already got the terrible odds pal, you should see the price I got on the Rays and the Rays Series price. Not good ads pal, let's just leave it at that.

It probably is a sucker bet pal but sometimes its fun to be the sucker. I like the FL Panthers but having watched the games Vegas looks to be the significantly better team and I think they are going to close things out at home. If I lose that stinks but guess what? I'll be back betting on baseball tomorrow.

well ok, I just have no appetite to bet a dime after getting sodomized on the stock market last two days on 4 of the 5 stocks I own. Apparently if you are not investing in AI technologies every company sucks. Fucking crazy. I am almost rooting now for a stock market wipe out, even though it would kill my two mutual funds, I am just tired of seeing these self loving pricks on CNBC talking about how smart they are.

[Sanlmar]

One of my boys is as big fan of Toronto’s Chris “Ass” Bassitt as I am.

He’s one HR away from sweeping this (Adley Rutschman) parlay on Fanatics. He used a $20 free bet.

Bottom 7

[Dan Druff]

Was considering over on that Pittsburgh game instead of the Pirates, because honestly both pitchers suck.

Sure enough, it's 3-2 after 2. Chicago leading.

[Sanlmar]

Spencer Strider Atlanta was rained out today but is slated for tomorrow 1:10pm vs Det

Daly has talked about his strikeouts but let’s not overlook the walks. Nothing egregious but he’s good for 2 a game.

Over 1.5 walks was +110 today. It’s not available to me yet. The earlier you hit it the better the juice. It’s been a good earner and but sadly it’s becoming trendy

Walks are my new kink

[Sanlmar]

Florida having a rough couple of days. Tampa Rays going down AGAIN to the mighty Athletics

Athletics stadium is a capacity crowd. Obviously ~ 7-0 streak

[Dan Druff]

Well this was one of those days when the Cubs had an offensive explosion, and Taillon wasn't that bad. Oh well.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

So i said 4-5 months ago it was going to be Rham or Homa at the US open.

Nothing has changed.

That said Ill add some Rose if the odds are good enough and Ill probably add “breakeven” money on Hovland/Koepka.

But all of that being said

185-1 on Kurt

How fucking dare they.

Hope i can get 18-1 on top 10 and 9-1 on top 20

I've gone with the following "appetisers":

Mito Perreira 80-1
Max Homa 28-1 (someone told me he shot a 61 on this course in a college comp)
Bryson DeC 40-1

All each-way (top 8)

Will see how KK starts and maybe sprinkle some more on him or others

GLGLGL, LFG, etc

[Sanlmar]

Spencer Strider Atlanta was rained out today but is slated for tomorrow 1:10pm vs Det

Daly has talked about his strikeouts but let’s not overlook the walks. Nothing egregious but he’s good for 2 a game.

Over 1.5 walks was +110 today. It’s not available to me yet. The earlier you hit it the better the juice. It’s been a good earner and but sadly it’s becoming trendy

Walks are my new kink

Strider Walk Day ✅

[NickyPipes]

Florida having a rough couple of days. Tampa Rays going down AGAIN to the mighty Athletics

Athletics stadium is a capacity crowd. Obviously ~ 7-0 streak

Listen pal don't let the word out but the Rays have been far from dominant on the road. Completely dominant at home, winning record on the road but unfortunately hasn't been the money printer home games have been.

[Sanlmar]

Florida having a rough couple of days. Tampa Rays going down AGAIN to the mighty Athletics

Athletics stadium is a capacity crowd. Obviously ~ 7-0 streak

Listen pal don't let the word out but the Rays have been far from dominant on the road. Completely dominant at home, winning record on the road but unfortunately hasn't been the money printer home games have been.

”I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I've done or am doing”.

Taj Bradley is Tyler Glasnow’s young clone they say. The A’s smacked Glasnow around a bit yesterday. Doesn’t bode well for Bradley. Add to that Bradley got smacked around by Texas his last outing and was yanked before 4 innings.

A’s Blackburn has looked great last outing but it was lowly Milwaukee. He’s only had 3 outings this year.

We are getting a deal on a car that’s been in an accident with this Tampa line. You rarely see this price in this spot.

I took Taj Bradley over 5K’s & Tampa to win in a same game parlay for -115. (Draft Kings)

I also took Tampa -1.5 -120

Stake me bro

I’ve been giggling like a little girl about the Dodgers and their pitching. Wouldn’t it be great if Tampa met Druff in the World Series? Not gonna happen. In fact I took a little Dodgers to miss playoffs last night @ +1100 cause heroes are made not born.

(I know literally everyone gets in the playoffs in MLB.)