*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[JeffDime]

Bought to make double on a par 5 she was gonna reach in two. Didn’t cover the water. Had to drop where she hit it. Bloodbath hole where it looked like a birdie maybe eagle. Gut punch. If you see this and still went to bet her what until the odds shift.

[NickyPipes]

Mr Pipes

Sir,

Rays Glasnow is fresh off the IL. He faced the Dodgers and that doesn’t tell us too much. It’s only Rays -120 vs Sawks. I’m grinding my gears and then realized this is a weather night. I don’t want any interruptions of Glasnow who is gonna be handled with white gloves.

You sure as hell don’t want a bullpen game after a rain delay. That’s not the NickeyPipes lifestyle.

Would dearly like to have done something though.

Listen pal I can tell you one thing. Nicky Pipes bet the Rays. Let me tell you one other thing pal, I have every game this year. Today's no different. Expecting a solid start from Glasnow and for the offense to perform. Not much else to it. I don't analyze pal I just bet. Can't even do basic math bath, just clicking buttons.

[Sanlmar]

Mr Pipes

Sir,

Rays Glasnow is fresh off the IL. He faced the Dodgers and that doesn’t tell us too much. It’s only Rays -120 vs Sawks. I’m grinding my gears and then realized this is a weather night. I don’t want any interruptions of Glasnow who is gonna be handled with white gloves.

You sure as hell don’t want a bullpen game after a rain delay. That’s not the NickeyPipes lifestyle.

Would dearly like to have done something though.

Listen pal I can tell you one thing. Nicky Pipes bet the Rays. Let me tell you one other thing pal, I have every game this year. Today's no different. Expecting a solid start from Glasnow and for the offense to perform. Not much else to it. I don't analyze pal I just bet. Can't even do basic math bath, just clicking buttons.

Weather is trending better. Even if Glasnow is done after 2 innings cause rain delay I have more faith in Tampa pen than Boston pen after having to fill in for Chris Sale early exit yesterday.

I start to think dirty thoughts like Glasnow under outs and under strikeouts but I don’t gamble weather - let the ploppies do that

Really don’t mind if you sit this one out
My word’s but a whisper
Your deafness a shout
- Thick as a Brick ~ Tull

[Dan Druff]

Arizona (M. Kelly) +106 vs Atlanta (Morton)

[NickyPipes]

Bet Arizona as well, felt like they should be the slight favorite in this, not the slight dog. Never love betting against braves but who cares?

I guess Sanlmar was right about the weather. Didn’t know what the guy was talking about when he said weather earlier today. Look pal, I’ve never check a weather report in my entire life that is not hurricane relate.

[Sanlmar]

I’m gonna wait and bet this live

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[Dan Druff]

Bet Arizona as well, felt like they should be the slight favorite in this, not the slight dog. Never love betting against braves but who cares?

I guess Sanlmar was right about the weather. Didn’t know what the guy was talking about when he said weather earlier today. Look pal, I’ve never check a weather report in my entire life that is not hurricane relate.

[lol wow]

under 8.5 detroit tigers vs the chicago white sox of the american league

[Dan Druff]

Last minute

Seattle (Woo) +132 at Texas (Heaney)

[Dan Druff]

Here's one you have time to bet.

Minnesota (Gray) -134 vs Cleveland (L. allen)

[lol wow]

just a light 10 inning 2 1 under what is todger up to today do we like any of this daly

[Dan Druff]

Seattle game a tremendous fail

[lol wow]

POST THE SCORE TODGE DO IT NOW

[Pablo]

I need Yanks and Todgers Dodgers to go over 5 F5

[lol wow]

i believe were calling him todgler stadium now

[lol wow]

also the fransiscans under? 68 in the bay dogs

[lol wow]

possibly pivoting to arizona under also todge post that seattle score big dog

[lol wow]

cuz honestly its hilarious

[Sanlmar]

When Padres are leading by 3 or fewer they are 2-27.

Bag fumblers.

Best record in MLB folks. I’m fire

[Sanlmar]