Official Tweets That Need To Be Addressed thread

[Hockey Guy]

How would you like to grow up as a girl with the last name Greathead?

Almost as bad, how would you like to be this persons roommate where her name was placed first on the security door buzzer?

Our high school wrestling coach was Coach Glasscock.

That's priceless

[Vwls]

Twitter is poison for stupid people.

We REALLY dont need to know all your thoughts, folks. Its giving morons the perception that their existence is valued.

Twitter is awesome.

My last tweet:

@RealFckVwls: Fell asleep with his head on his balls.

[PLOL]

Daniel's at it again:

Is there a video game that simulates robbing banks? I think I'd be good at it but don't want to try it for real. I'd be too popular in jail

I bet you would be Daniel

If anyone is around JAX later tonight and wants to get drunk and play Chinese hit me up. Or I'm up for other festivities as well.

Hmm... I wonder what other festivities....

[lewfather]

Ally, are you near JAX ? Is Daniel your kind of twink?

[PLOL]

Ally, are you near JAX ? Is Daniel your kind of twink?

I'll probably be visiting JAX while he's there, but have no interest in hanging out with Daniel. And he's not a twink, he's an old man. I have nothing against Daniel, I just prefer to not hang out with poker players off the felt. I have a small group of people who I'm friends with, who don't play poker, and I'd much rather hang out with them when I'm done playing poker than with other degen poker players.

[lewfather]

So you're saying you don't ever fuck old dudes?

[Dan Druff]

So you're saying you don't ever fuck old dudes?

Someone once asked him if he would rather fuck me or Micon, and his answer was that we're both out of his age range.

[Dan Druff]

Ally, are you near JAX ? Is Daniel your kind of twink?

I'll probably be visiting JAX while he's there, but have no interest in hanging out with Daniel. And he's not a twink, he's an old man. I have nothing against Daniel, I just prefer to not hang out with poker players off the felt. I have a small group of people who I'm friends with, who don't play poker, and I'd much rather hang out with them when I'm done playing poker than with other degen poker players.

I actually mostly agree with this, except I can enjoy hanging out with other poker players if they don't feel the need to constantly talk about and/or play poker.

I've known poker players who do nothing but sit and play either poker or some other degen-type games when they're together, and they literally do nothing else. Sometimes they'll watch sports together, but only if they have action on the game.

I just like to take a break from gambling sometimes, and a lot of poker players are gambling addicts.

[PLOL]

Daniel at it again:

Buying a place in LA, San Diego, or San Fransisco within a year, just haven't figured out where yet! Feels like a good place for me to be!

[shortbuspoker]