Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

Tariq Reed: This would have to be a livestream, not pre-recorded, because depending on how the barrel spins, he might not be able to upload the video.

that's fucking epic bro !!

[Pickleball]

I know this would be a belated birthday gift for Chrissy but maybe we could send it for Stacy to wear?

[BedWetterBettor]

Maybe that collar above is for Chrissy after all, he once posed for a company called Pavlov’s Dog!!



And like the little bitch that he is, whenever we ring the bell and say ‘jump’, he says “How High??”, with his pants around his ankles!!! Is he trying to be the next Marky Mark Wahlberg after gushing over his portrayal as Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights… bahahahahaha! Chrissy Diggler would need a bigger prosthetic to compensate for his micro penis!



Hahahaha, he’s showing hundred dollar wins as “proof” his new strategy works, but when put to the real test he lost 30K in Tampa, 31K in Vegas, 10K in Chicago and 9K in Tunica with Tuna Kooch!!

[AhoosierA]

LMAO

[Dan Druff]

Poor Bdubs not answering the call for Chrissy anymore.

[RMS9]

Some millionaire resorting to playing penny slots again. Nice work, Chris!

[TheRivers]

The first view into the new rented dream home. And the rental furniture arrived today…complete with a very large “stupid box” as Chrissy has been known to call it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...meline&paipv=0

[zealanddonk]

The first view into the new rented dream home. And the rental furniture arrived today…complete with a very large “stupid box” as Chrissy has been known to call it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...meline&paipv=0

"My biggest dream was to have furniture as beige and dull as I am, and dreams do come true!!!!"


Also hilariously he had to post "dont ask for street or outside pix, because I doxxed myself like a fucking idiot when we moved to Frisco, but no, really, I haz stalka!"

[zealanddonk]

Well, its a busy day for chrissy, posting a "short" on youtube of him winning $1000 on a slot machine, posting about his dream home which looks very dull, and now a near 30 minute casino video which is unlikely to be better than yesterday's nonsense.

Win At The Casino- Christopher Mitchell Plays LIVE Roulette For Real Money.
15.7k subscribers at time of viewing.
Location is listed as 4 seasons St Loius but its an online casino video.

Chrissy wearing a white nike hoody.

Slightly misleading title as he is playing from a bunker like room that could be a shitty suite, or his new dream home.

Chrissy opens with his weekly stats for the 9th to 15th of Jan.
nothing on Monday Tuesday and less than $200 each for Wed-Sat, and nothing on Sunday.
For a guy who claims to win every day blah blah blah, less than $700 for the week is not impressive.

Claims he only played 20 minutes a day, hurr hurr.

2m30s Chrissy claims this is a totally legimate website, he seems to have forgotten his all casinos cheat rant from the other day.

4m40s Chrissy states he'll only be back at his Dallas place on Wednesday night (note this was recorded on 11:31pm Monday night american time).
This conflicts with his american tuesday [time of writing] FB nonsense of him at his dream house.

5m35s Chrissy claims he wasnt going to record himself at St Loius casino, but since he fucked off $9000 in 5 minutes he figured he had to record.

7m09 Chrissy has 2 columns, 2 dozens, and Even covered, he now explains he likes to have multiple bets covered both online and live
7m50s Chrissy has 5 bets out, he claims he won all 3 because he is an idiot.

8m15 Chrissy claims he likes to do this style because it is even money bets he then realises how stupid that sounds so starts to ramble about 2-1 payouts and losing 1 winning the other is still even money.
"Hurr hurr, I bet $10 and won $15 but because I really bet $5 and won $5 thats even money" or some such nonsense.

9m10s "Some people dont know the rules of the game" Chrissy really is trying to outdo himself with idiocy these days.
Best part is, its still -EV whichever way he wants to cut it.

11m hes still rambling about multiple outside bets.
It was roughly 2 weeks ago when he was rambling he wasnt going to bet columns or dozens because its very risky and can add up quickly if you lose.

12m Chrissy makes a very odd grunt and pulls a silly face as if something is being shoved into his bottom.
He claims its actually because he only bet red because he was busy explaining his nonsense to us and missed some other bets.
As a note, its been a 5 streak of red

12m15s Chrissy DOES NOT tell us what other bets he would make but says hes sure it would have come, so lets see if he would have been right "I'll bet you anything".

12m57 He actually says he would have lost his fantasy bet, but still doesnt tell us what it is.

14m Things about to get interesting as Chrissy has $50 and $50 on 2 columns, loses, and quads it to $200 and $200, and loses it
Looks like the casino must be cheating again

15m08s Chrissy only doubles his columns to $400 and $400, and adds $50 to Red.

15m20s He starts his ball commanding nonsense again.

Sadly he wins "both" bets for $1400 and gives us the idiot version of his hollar at ya boi, and throws in a "thats what I'm talking about".

16m Chrissy gets very excitable because hes up $300 in 15 minutes.
That sure is better than up $110 in 6 hours (+6 hours travelling time).

19m chrissy reminds us there is a thanks button to leave a tip for him.

20m30s Chrissy claims he tries to film himself at casinos many times and gets yelled at many times.
they need to start perma banning this idiot

21m "Imagine winning $9000 in only a few hours" -- yeah it was your money you dumped off to them.

25m Chrissy starts advertising his next MM event. Claims the $3500 is a tax write-off.
Also claims he'll teach us how to make $1000s of dollars a day.
No no, I'm good thanks, having seen you make $110 in 6 hrs (+6 hrs travel time) at B&M casino, and make less than $1000 in 1 week playing online.

25m25s Chrissy claims you should be able to make 3x to 5x to 10x that $3500 gambling with him.
where are the testimonials from the last MM event with 15 happy punters who each made at least $10k while getting kicked out of the casino with you, Chrissy ?

28m Chrissy gives us 4 hollar at ya boi for having made more money online in 30 mintues than he did playing live for 6 hrs (+6 rhs travel time).

28m55s Chrissy pulls over a thin looking wad of cash and then starts sniffing it


Verdict: Not really worth watching, other than to hear Chrissy do a complete reversal of his comment a few weeks back that he wasnt going to do 2 dozens or 2 columns because its risky.



As a bonus, Serpentstar asks in the comments if Chrissy has won back the $21k he fucked off on the New Year's Eve sports bet.
I'm picking Chrissy will delete that comment, but lets see what does happen.

[AhoosierA]

The first view into the new rented dream home. And the rental furniture arrived today…complete with a very large “stupid box” as Chrissy has been known to call it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...meline&paipv=0

I wonder what the chances of him still living in Texas are as in this post he puts real heavy emphasis on him being in Texas.

Just a matter of time before his new address comes out.

Another rented home with new rented furniture

[TheRivers]

Further to my above rep…I think he actually did rent in the Chicago area:

- He’s been there at least 6 times in the past few months
- He did a gambling video from that same location you saw him do one from today right after the mastermind (which was in the Chicago area)
- he all of sudden is driving his car for a long trip because he’s “sick of flying” and we saw him in St Louis, which is about 4-5 hours from Chicago
- There are enough casinos around for him to keep the scam going without having to drag Stacy and Bubs everywhere (and it’s about time)
- on his birthday he said “on my birthday I am moving into my dream home”. Well guess where he was on his birthday and likely signed a lease.

Yep. My money is on the Chicago area as Chrissy’s new location. So long Texas. so long Keith Craft. So long Ryan Stewman. So long Zach and thanks for playing. Chrissy has left the state he less than a year ago said he would “live in forever”

[AhoosierA]

Further to my above rep…I think he actually did rent in the Chicago area:

- He’s been there at least 6 times in the past few months
- He did a gambling video from that same location you saw him do one from today right after the mastermind (which was in the Chicago area)
- he all of sudden is driving his car for a long trip because he’s “sick of flying” and we saw him in St Louis, which is about 4-5 hours from Chicago
- There are enough casinos around for him to keep the scam going without having to drag Stacy and Bubs everywhere (and it’s about time)
- on his birthday he said “on my birthday I am moving into my dream home”. Well guess where he was on his birthday and likely signed a lease.

Yep. My money is on the Chicago area as Chrissy’s new location. So long Texas. so long Keith Craft. So long Ryan Stewman. So long Zach and thanks for playing. Chrissy has left the state he less than a year ago said he would “live in forever”

It also makes sense as to why we seen him at the Mt Pleasant gas station a few days ago.

It's right off I-30 heading towards memphis.

He likely took I-30 to memphis, I-55N to St. Louis, then continued on I-55N towards Chicago....this is the easiest/fastest path out of frisco

[zealanddonk]

Continuing Chrissy's delusions, someone posted on the beige room post "whats next for you to own?" or words to that effect.

Chrissy claims its a private jet.

Someone else repleid that is good for Texas since its a hub and he can lease it out.

[crudebar]

The first view into the new rented dream home. And the rental furniture arrived today…complete with a very large “stupid box” as Chrissy has been known to call it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...meline&paipv=0

"My biggest dream was to have furniture as beige and dull as I am, and dreams do come true!!!!"


Also hilariously he had to post "dont ask for street or outside pix, because I doxxed myself like a fucking idiot when we moved to Frisco, but no, really, I haz stalka!"

LOL. He picked it all out himself too. No woman is ever picking out furniture with built in cup holders. The furniture is what you see in a bachelor pad or down in the basement in a man cave.

He is so proud of it also. So hilarious.

[crudebar]

Once we find the address is will be easy to see if this is bought(lol) by him or another rental.

Also. RECLINERS! I WANT ALL RECLINERS! AND CUP HOLDERS! ALL MY FURNITURE NEEDS CUP HOLDERS!

Too funny.

edit: LOL. Thanks for the update Rivers. What age does he need to get to until its feasible for a multi-millionaire to own a home. 50? Your dream home is not your dream rental home. It can't be your dream home because it isn't yours. You're just living in someone else's dream home.

[zealanddonk]

The first view into the new rented dream home. And the rental furniture arrived today…complete with a very large “stupid box” as Chrissy has been known to call it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...meline&paipv=0

Just noticed "Molly's game" on the TV

Chrissy to become a poker expert, confirmed!

[BedWetterBettor]

And not to veer off topic from the little lying shit, but he makes it so easy to prove his lies!

Here he claims he got/hit/won a $1000 Jackpot…



Well that would require an actual Slot Win of $1000 or more correct?

Exhibit B shows the live play freeze framed during the bonus round… his amount is $354 and climbing…



It of course stops at $520, not a bad win, but not even close to $1000!



He then gets the mini game trigger and is awarded… the Minor Jackpot of $29…Lol!! Yup you’re on your way to that $1000 jackpot Chrissy!



And of course the end result a resounding $549 payout after likely $1000 or more in the machine. So our little midget moron did not win a “$1000 jackpot” and likely didn’t even “win” $500. He clearly put in over $200, maybe even $1000 to start and wound up with the $1104.50, netting him a lame $104.50 and proves his table wins are determined by these same lame Chrissy math equations!

At Tariq, don’t know why the images sometimes show and sometimes don’t. They show on my end, basically it just shows he starts recording during the bonus game already under way at $324 and rising. It of course stops at $520 and his last free spin he “wins” a Jackpot of $29 for a total payout of $549. A far cry from $1000 jackpot and if did start from only $100 buy in like he claims, why not record the whole way up?? Why does he conveniently show us video of the machine already having over $500 in credits there and his pitiful $549 jackpot puts him barely over $1100! Not likely he started at $100 and ran it up on this machine at $8.80 a pull!

[crudebar]

And not to veer off topic from the little lying shit, but he makes it so easy to prove his lies!

Here he claims he got/hit/won a $1000 Jackpot…



Well that would require an actual Slot Win of $1000 or more correct?

Exhibit B shows the live play freeze framed during the bonus round… his amount is $354 and climbing…



It of course stops at $520, not a bad win, but not even close to $1000!



He then gets the mini game trigger and is awarded… the Minor Jackpot of $29…Lol!! Yup you’re on your way to that $1000 jackpot Chrissy!



And of course the end result a resounding $549 payout after likely $1000 or more in the machine. So our little midget moron did not win a “$1000 jackpot” and likely didn’t even “win” $500. He clearly put in over $200, maybe even $1000 to start and wound up with the $1104.50, netting him a lame $104.50 and proves his table wins are determined by these same lame Chrissy math equations!

I am sure he went to slots all of a sudden because he was just winning too much and too easily at the table games.

So excited over a $500 win that he needed to show everyone. The same guy who so casually wins 25-50k on any given weekend.

[PositiveVariance]

$8.80 per spin on a penny machine, wow!

Most people are amazed at how many spins they can do in an hour. The 8%,10%,12% edge adds up at an incredible rate.

On a 12% machine at $8.80, you are giving the casino $1.05 every spin! $8.80 IN…$7.75 OUT… Chrissy’s small brain will RINSE and REPEAT!



Average of 15 spins per minute (this is actually on the slower end. Closer to 20 is likely. I will give him the benefit of the doubt).

$8.80 x 15 (spins per minute) x 60 (minutes per hour) = $7,920 COIN-IN

Since I don’t know the RTP (Return to player as a percentage) I will give a range with 88% as well as 92%. Penny machines are set low (low payout for the player) but some vary by amount bet.


88% $7,920 x 88% = $950.40 LOST PER HOUR

92% $7,920 x 92% = $633.60 LOST PER HOUR

Either $633 or $950 lost per hour, he likely falls somewhere in between these numbers. These numbers are his Expected Loss, EACH and EVERY Hour he plays that machine. Keep playing Chrissy.


Chrissy, as usual - You are an idiot!

[TheRivers]

Oh boy. You just can’t get comedy gold like this without paying for it. Good thing we know how to get it for free.