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    this is seriously better than pie and i fucking love pie



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    someones very substantial tesla position just got margin called.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Everyone piling on Elon right now for Tesla tanking.

    But next week when Tesla announces a new partnership with clean coal, Naturalbornhustler and I will be laughing at all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Everyone piling on Elon right now for Tesla tanking.

    But next week when Tesla announces a new partnership with clean coal, Naturalbornhustler and I will be laughing at all of you.
    crazy as if the entire world economy is crashing....

    very strange indeed that an overvalued car stock that was treated as a tech stock has lost its value, very strange indeed I'm sure it's just tesla that's down

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Everyone piling on Elon right now for Tesla tanking.

    But next week when Tesla announces a new partnership with clean coal, Naturalbornhustler and I will be laughing at all of you.
    Binden Build Back Better gonna subsidize this? Sounds like a perfect way to scoop that sweet government cash. Elon is a master.

    Have to look.

    I do not for the life of me understand his pissing on the hand that feeds him.
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    May twitter never die…

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    siri show me a tweet that will end up in an SEC court filing someday



    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605501874785751040
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    Wow.

    Here's a fake "Tesla" livestream pretending Elon just resigned.




    In reality, it's just an old stream, and they have a link in the chat to scam you out of crypto. Clever. Had me fooled for like 3 seconds until I looked closely.

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    BREAKING: Twitter to close its Seattle office location.

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    so yeah for anyone keeping score, twitter didnt shut down their seattle office, they were thrown out for non-payment of rent.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    so yeah for anyone keeping score, twitter didnt shut down their seattle office, they were thrown out for non-payment of rent.

    isn't there a covid rent moratorium?

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    SHIT!!!! The smell of San Francisco.

    Where's that sink when you need it! Twitter's San Francisco HQ 'smells of BO and takeout food after Elon Musk stopped paying rent and janitors' - and staff are forced to bring their own toilet paper

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-janitors.html





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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    elon hasn't changed shit its all a mirage, yeah he's dumping internal files but

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    7 day suspension for bad words

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    Yep nothing has changed, a new psyop telling you it has.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Yep nothing has changed, a new psyop telling you it has.
    Yep, nothing has changed. Dumb as ever.

     
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    Carpe Donktum is back on Twitter after two year suspension. This is the kind of memes he got suspended for:

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1609386785582321664
    POKER FAG ALERT! FOR BLOW JOBS SEE SLOPPY JOE, SONATINE, BCR AND JAYJAMI.

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