Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[The Boz]

The comments write themselves on this one.

[zealanddonk]

Reptile Kyle put together a desperation video where he and Tuna skin kooch look rather depressed!



He whines about Reno and calls it a shit hole, which is perfect because a piece of shit like him belongs there! He also makes plenty of faces like he’s taking a shit while lying about wins with no proof of course and just a sales pitch for the next Masturbator event on his birthday! Wonder if Brandon and Zach RSVP’d yet??



Einstein Jr. keeps grunting at the gondolas as they float by which of course irritates The midget. So he does a long boring tour guide, never plays or shows the supposed 51K profit, just the same old lies and stupidity from the Mitchell’s’s as they go shopping without actually buying anything like the true frauds they are!

This sums up Chrissy's latest video well, to the point I wont need to review it.

The only thing I'd add is, Chrissy claims that Stace loves cross-fit and is happy to lug "the baby" (his 3 year old son) around with her.

She definitely doesnt look happy with any of this nonsense.

Chrissy also manages to throw shade on college grads.

I seem to recall not that long ago Chrissy claimed he'd be making a video a day, but as always, he fails to deliver.

[Tariq Reed]

This guy (a real person) asks a perfectly reasonable comment about why CM seems to always delete posts that question his extraordinary gambling success claims.

I wouldn't even call this a negative comment, just an observational one.

No surprise... CM deleted his comment.

If you make your money gambling, you won't care about the doubters.

If you make your money from people that think you're a successful gambler, then you can't allow anyone to cast doubt on your success, because then your potential customers might doubt it too.

[Tariq Reed]

I don't think the loud jacket guy (yes, another "APEX executive member") has been identified yet, but he made a supportive comment yesterday on CM's post and apparently thinks CM is "crushing it".

Seems he's in the Christmas lighting business, so the loud jacket is part of his branding schtick, just like CM's BOSS outfits.

JC Chanowsky (no known relation to JC the Barber)
https://www.facebook.com/CapeFearProWash1

[PositiveVariance]

Have there been any signs that the Billy Goat found another rental?

Imagine carrying your entire worldly possessions in the small trunk of a vehicle your Father In Law owns. Driving state to state for the past 30 days with NVB’s in tow? There has to be a name for this? - Riff Raff?

And what the fuck is Stacy doing still strapping NVB’s to her front? It’s like carrying a large Dog. She is becoming hunchback. Look at the picture where Bubs is grunting at the Gondolas, her posture is terrible. #Stroller

[BedWetterBettor]

The comments write themselves on this one.

A familiar position for Kyle, much like this…




Hahahahahaha, I think he calls it the Stewman Cheek Spread!



And some random post about roids? Is this some sort of jab at his brother?? Or more pushback from the fat slobs in his group that bought his shakeology bullshit after trying it and realizing it does nothing!

[1dollarboxcar]

hey what do you know.... another 4.1k win, with no proof but some chips and a scribbled in scorecard and it only took him 20 minutes....

[Tariq Reed]

hey what do you know.... another 4.1k win, with no proof but some chips and a scribbled in scorecard and it only took him 20 minutes....

In his Oct 30 FB post, CM said that he only played one session at Harrah's and made $5,000.

Now he's claiming it was $4,100, not $5,000.

We saw the chips, we saw the filled out baccarat card.... what more proof does anyone need that CM is the world's #1 professional gambler?

[BedWetterBettor]

hey what do you know.... another 4.1k win, with no proof but some chips and a scribbled in scorecard and it only took him 20 minutes....

In his Oct 30 FB post, CM said that he only played one session at Harrah's and made $5,000.

Now he's claiming it was $4,100, not $5,000.

We saw the chips, we saw the filled out baccarat card.... what more proof does anyone need that CM is the world's #1 professional gambler?

Yes and No. He made the post about this $4100 win on Oct 27 with the same Chips and scorecard from the YT short posted today.



I already destroyed this claim in an earlier post how it is IMPOSSIBLE to play 18 hands of High Limit Baccarat in 20 minutes. I’ve rigorously explained that it takes AT LEAST 3-4 minutes per hand so right there we know he’s lying!

The fact that he made the post on Oct. 30 and changed the win from $4100-$5000 without even checking his story(as usual) just put the nail in the coffin! I’m surprised I didn’t catch this, but I’m glad You and 1dollarboxcar picked up the slack!!

So not only does that discredit his entire post on Oct. 30 but it gives our favorite video maker, UtahDrone, an easy video showing Kyle is a liar!!

[UtahDrone]

Could someone please locate the photo that Elmo posted/created of an adult sized Bubs strapped to skank’s front? I need it for a video and can’t locate it easily using my phone. A link or a post number would help. Thanks in advance.

[zealanddonk]

The comments write themselves on this one.

A familiar position for Kyle, much like this…




Hahahahahaha, I think he calls it the Stewman Cheek Spread!



And some random post about roids? Is this some sort of jab at his brother?? Or more pushback from the fat slobs in his group that bought his shakeology bullshit after trying it and realizing it does nothing!

The strangest thing about that post by Chrissy is he included a picture of Kyle Prescott in the collection.
So, no integrity, or an open confession that they are the same person?

Bonus lol, Bruce Maiava calls Chrissy out, that Chrissy previously claimed never to have done steroids.
Natch chrissy oooooks like an angry gorilla and responds that Chrissy NEVER said that as a way to shut Bruce down.

[Tariq Reed]

Bonus lol, Bruce Maiava calls Chrissy out, that Chrissy previously claimed never to have done steroids.
Natch chrissy oooooks like an angry gorilla and responds that Chrissy NEVER said that as a way to shut Bruce down.

Thank you sir! May I have another?

Clearly, Bruce Maiva wins the simp of the year award.

His wife probably has his balls hanging up by the front door.

[Forum Wars]

Right, Riiiiiiiiiight...

Chrissy NEVER said that he NEVER DID ROIDS.

http://www.criticalbench.com/intervi...r_Mitchell.htm

[Forum Wars]

BWB, you're right...I know I've read it in another forum or article somewhere too - that he claimed, no SHOUTED, that he was so good because he didn't use 'roids. Think he called his brother out on it at the time too...

Too much roids busted up his memory of his lies...

[zealanddonk]

Right, Riiiiiiiiiight...

Chrissy NEVER said that he NEVER DID ROIDS.

http://www.criticalbench.com/intervi...r_Mitchell.htm

Now he claims he FLEW to California, which challenges the broke car, broke ass, trucker blowjobs narratives.

[TheRivers]

Right around the time his first channel initially had two strikes on it he suddenly was getting back into body building again. He would do shirtless videos, kiss his biceps and try and brag about how quickly he had dropped his body fat again. He also last October said he had hired the best personal trainer in the county who was going to help him “get ripped in 30 days”. Funny how that never happened. In one video I remember him and Stacy doing their ever so usual walk and rant show when he specifically turns to Stacy and says “didn’t I tell you that the dead broke haters were going to immediately say I’m on steroids?” And then the two of them laughed at it. Well now those complete lies are admitted lies.

[PositiveVariance]

Could someone please locate the photo that Elmo posted/created of an adult sized Bubs strapped to skank’s front? I need it for a video and can’t locate it easily using my phone. A link or a post number would help. Thanks in advance.

Shoutout to Elmo - These Pictures never get old!





Can’t forget Lucy. She is probably the only victim I actually felt sorry for, and then she grew that shit on her lip at the worst time. I really do think he took a lot more from Lucy than we are aware of.

[BedWetterBettor]

And he’s officially gone insane! Strategy for low rollers but you can still make $10,000 a month betting 50 cent Marty progressions!



This thumbnail says Desperate Click Bait more than Chrissy lies about being a millionaire. I haven’t even watched it and will let ZD take first crack at it! Have fun!!

[zealanddonk]

Speaking of videos:
Chrissy's new nonsense:
Roulette Strategy For Low Rollers- How To Make $10,000 Per Month
Almost 30 minutes.

Chrissy claims he can make $200 a day using this technique.
Given the video is 30 minutes, either he consistently grinds out $1-$3 profits, or he starts to run bad.

Editing as I go:

Chrissy wearing a blue GOAT top.
Start balance $2329.97

Video has "GoatLifeCash" on it as well.

Filmed at 10:45 at night.
2m 45s Chrissy shows he is using a stopwatch app on his phone to time it so you know its legit.
I didnt think there had been issues in the past given he had the BOL clock on the screen.

He also whips out one of his trusty bits of cardboard with his plan, that you can copy.

3m Good news everyone $1100 lets you have a_9_ progression system
Lets not forget poor Zachy went broke hitting 7 losers in a row and chasing that 9 loser streak.


5m40s Chrissy's new system, double and add another $1 each time, UNLESS you get to the 9th in which case $255 is followed by $598.
[the math gets a bit murky here but looks like hes fucked up since it is +88 on the last step, but his piece of paper has +96]

7m some rambling about he doesnt tell people how to bet [isnt that what the elite chums club sunday tugalong sessions are for?] and repeats huurrrrr durrrr surely you can pull 1 win from 9 progressions?
Refer back to poor Zachy's busted arsehole.

He wins a spin, then says its your system, you can place another bet or sit out [translation, whatever you do will be wrong and no blaming Chrissy]

Chrissy then repeats his new mantra that you should be able to win 1 out of 9 because the odds against it are slim and none, and slim left town a week ago [hurr hurr, Chrissy laughs at his own joke that stop being funny when Armarillo Slim died 10 years ago, and had those legal issues almost 20 years ago].

10m Chrissy claims you xan print money on demand without leaving home.
So, why does Chrissy go to Reno, jizz off $10k in a session then badmouth Reno, when he could stay home.
O thats right, Reno max bets are $2k, Bol max bets are $1800, and Chrissy finds it hard to get high without big boy bets.

11m Chrissy claims 2023 is just around the corner [actually right about something for a change]
He then starts the rant about millions about to lose everything because Rich Dad/Poor Dad told him so.

He also tries to sell his next masermind event, with $5k for non-chums, and only $2500 for chums.
Thats thin margins if he's out on a boat again since I cant see too many non-chums wanting this nonsense.

13m30s The thing that ultimately killed donkdown poker
Chrissy points out his video has a tipping option, AND all tips go to the poor.
I'm sure he'll show us transaction logs, summaries and donation receipts to support this.

15m excuse time
New dealer turns up and Chrissy claims he forgets to pay attention when a new dealer shows up.

15m45 another excuse
Chrissy blames the viewers because normally he'd sit out on a new dealer, but he's placing bets because of the viewers.

16m30 despite all of chrissy's technology, he has to estimate that he's making a $1 a minute.
Thats right kids, Chrissy wants you to spend over 3 hours doing this nonsense to get your $200. (which is really $333 if you want that sweet $10k a day)

17m10s we know Chrissy doesnt edit his nonsense "if you lose more spins than you lose".

18m19s some ramble about getting emails from inmates wanting to gamble.
I think we should chip in and sponsor someone who had been in prison to go to one of Chrissy's greet and beats.
Chrissy thinks gambling is great for inmates who cant get jobs.
Lets ask Zachy, who can get a job, [and not an inmate as far as we know] how Chrissy's system worked for him.

19m chrissy then addresses his regular viewers who watch his videos every day:
You mean every 3rd day or less, right?
Chrissy gives excuses that hes been travelling [remember excuses are for losers].

21m Chrissy tells us you just play with the mouse and print money ondemand.
Then goes knuckle deep up his nose looking for goblins.

23m complete lie detected
Claims he's obviously rich.
Filming in a new bunker, no car for the wife, $10 tshirts, yes, obviously rich.
He also claims now he has a $50k bankoll when he travels.

24m claims his bankroll gets bigger each month, yet we have not seen any evidence of this at all, for months now.

25m Chrissy does his cocksucking lie laugh when he suggests people could call themselves professional roulette players if they make $1000s a month, from home.
Even he knows it is shamelessly redonkulous.

25m chrissy starts a minor rant that he never went to college and he's amillionaire
Sure buddy sure.

26m Never go full retard hurrr durrr, even if you dont like me, give me a tip because it all goes to the poor
We dont like you because you are a lying scumbag who it is very easy to believe would keep money meant to go to the poor.

27m45s "This is genius, this is genius, this video can make you rich".
This is counter to his earlier point that you just click the mouse button.

Closing balance $2348.97

So Chrissy makes $19 in just over 20 minutes [assuming we count the first 8 minutes as he claims of fucking around, as fucking around].

Probably the big issue with the video is, he was never really in any risk.
He had a $15 bet which if he lost would have wiped out his profit.
By the same toke, that was only 4 bets deep, so anyone watching and paying attention would see his claim "losing 9 is unpossible, dont listen to Zachy" is "true".

So, nothing major new or exciting in this.

[BedWetterBettor]

So the video today did have a cavernous echo to it, similar to the first few bunker videos from the Grosvenor rental!



And wouldn’t ya know, the listing came off the market 2 weeks ago and I doubt little Kyle and friends went back there! Likely he is in another Air BnB but this one didn’t come with furniture and cable tv included!

Also Chrissy must be a shitty negotiator that he couldn’t get the place for the same rate and the owner ended up taking a reduced rental term any way!



The blinds also appear different from the old place above to the new one below. Very small difference in color and size but noticeable if you’ve ever bought your own blinds, curtains and drapes, like an actual homeowner!