I like how his anniversary essay about Stacy REPEATEDLY mentioned that she wasn't his type (and he wasn't hers), but their electric night of kissing led to them making love and eventually getting married.
Nothing in the story mentioned that Stacy was already married, and cheating on her husband. It made it sound like she was a single mom, and was simply his MLM student.
Here's the real story:
Chrissy was a career scammer and former gay porn star, who was deep into fitness MLM bullshit in the early 2010s. Despite massive societal progress regarding acceptance of homosexuals, and the widespread legalization of gay marriage, Chrissy was still quite ashamed of the fact that he constantly craved cock. Therefore, occasionally he'd have girlfriends just to force himself to feel normal, until the lie would be too much for him, and he'd break up.
Stacy was a miserable married mom in Ohio, who had a very unrewarding life. She spent 12-16 hours working her ass off as an ER nurse, and the rest of the time she had to be with a husband she had grown to hate and resent. However, Stacy felt there was no way out of this life, and just plodded on forward.
Somehow Stacy got involved in the same bullshit fitness MLM world as Chrissy, and she was instantly impressed by him. While possessing enough book smarts to get through nursing school, Stacy was a gullible rube and fell for all of Chrissy's platitudes and lies as if they were out of the mouth of Jesus himself. She thought he was an absolute genius, and would one day be ridiculously rich.
However, there were two problems: First off, she was already married. Second, Chrissy was a 5'5" cross between Uncle Fester and Charlie Brown. While Stacy was no beauty herself, and was almost 40, she felt that dating a funny looking dude like this was beneath her, even if she were single. Hell, for all of her problems with her husband Brian, at least he was a decent looking guy!
On Chrissy's end, he was not attracted to Stacy at all because she had a vagina, and he only desired trucker cock. However, the closeted part of him kept causing him to have dreams that he was married to Stacy, with whom he was spending a lot more time, due to all the training he was giving her to be an MLM scammer like him.
Finally after dreaming a few times that he and Stacy were married, Chrissy convinced himself that maybe he's been straight all this time after all, and just hadn't found the right woman. He had zero physical attraction to her (because she wasn't male and didn't drive a semi), but he thought that maybe he could try forcing a heterosexual romance one more time, and perhaps something would catch on.
Chrissy told Stacy that he was falling in love with her, and that both of them could become filthy rich together, she could quit her job, and both could have the life of their dreams. Stacy still found him gross, but figured that it was worth banging good ol' Charlie Brown if it meant the end of her awful 12-16 hour nursing shifts, and if it would help get her away from her husband that she hated. What a match made in heaven!
So the deed was done. Chrissy attempted to make love to her, and at first couldn't get it up, because Stacy didn't have a big hard cock to suck. However, he turned off the lights and envisioned he was in the back of a semi in Texas, pounding a hairy ass rather than Stacy's beat up vag, and he was able to lose himself in the moment and get hard. Take that, gay thoughts!
Eight years later, Chrissy and Stacy spend every day scamming hardworking Americans, and living like pretend rich people. Chrissy never touches Stacy anymore, and she has since learned about his gay porn past, and understands why. However, every so often Bdubs answers the call for her, and even though he looks like a rat, at least he's only bi and not gay, so it's a good enough substitute. Chrissy has Grindr for his needs, and "goes out with friends" when those urges get too strong to ignore. Stacy quietly deals with it.
Join Chrissy's inner circle, and you too can have the life of your dreams like this!