Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Verdict: A long slow video much like Chrissy himself.
Play it at 2x mainly because there is too much dead air otherwise.
He gets rather agitated at the end, and starts swearing about poor people.

I wouldnt be surprised if he takes this mastermind event infomercial down once he reads the comments about it.

[PositiveVariance]

The sad thing is Chrissy is faking being apart of a group that really isn't that rare. In the United States there are 22 Million millionaires, and Chrissy and Skank Mitchell are not one of them. 1 in 15 people are "millionaire's" - assets of 1 million or more. 23% of the population is under 18 years old. So the number is really about 1 in 12 adults.

Contrary to what Chrissy believes most of these people work middle class to upper middle class jobs. They have managed to save 10 to 20% or more of their income each year over several decades along with investing properly. Becoming a millionaire is not a secret. 90% is disciplined spending, saving, and investing properly over time. Most do not get rich quick.

Should I look up the percentage of people here in the States that own a home? A group he also doesn't belong to.


Even "poor" families own more than 1 vehicle.

Just 2 pathetic wannabe millionaire LOSERS!

It's clear, the Mitchells have work to do...

[TheRivers]

Further to the above rep…ya know how Chrissy loves to belittle construction workers (we’ve seen it now on three different videos)? Well I’m guessing that about 60% of those workers actually do own their own home. I think Chrissy likely has scammed enough money to perhaps put a down-payment on a house. But he will never do it because the life of a scammer is often a life on the move. He claims to have moved over 100 times in his life and I believe him. But the reasons for that likely have a lot to do with who he’s trying to avoid and not just whether he could afford where he was at any given time.

[BedWetterBettor]

Seems like all these folks are pulling the same tactic of pointing the finger at someone else to divert attention! Vegas Grind was once a target of KD, has now become a scam buster himself? we’ve seen this from Morgenstern, Davis, Cheetos and others. But I don’t feel this guy is doing anything other slight of hand trickery with these videos.



Also watching his channel is off putting as he does these silhouettes that sound like they’re voiced over by Fresh Falcon or someone with a Canadian accent. But here is a still that Vegas Grind claims is himself.

[RMS9]

Looks like he’s taken down today’s video. Does anyone know if someone is blocked on leaving comments on his page, and he deletes the comment, will it leave that “deleted” comment up on the comment that was removed? I know I’m blocked, but if we all started leaving messages and he deleted them (like we know he will) would it leave that trail showing just how many comments he removes? Anyone know how that works, or was that deleted comment showing just because he was actually live (for once)?

[zealanddonk]

Looks like he’s taken down today’s video. Does anyone know if someone is blocked on leaving comments on his page, and he deletes the comment, will it leave that “deleted” comment up on the comment that was removed? I know I’m blocked, but if we all started leaving messages and he deleted them (like we know he will) would it leave that trail showing just how many comments he removes? Anyone know how that works, or was that deleted comment showing just because he was actually live (for once)?

Youtube does this poorly:
You have to go to the "All videos" dropdown arrow, and select "Past live streams".
Its still there for me.

[RMS9]

Why do you still call them “live” videos then, Chris?

[J T]

Seems like all these folks are pulling the same tactic of pointing the finger at someone else to divert attention! Vegas Grind was once a target of KD, has now become a scam buster himself? we’ve seen this from Morgenstern, Davis, Cheetos and others. But I don’t feel this guy is doing anything other slight of hand trickery with these videos.



Also watching his channel is off putting as he does these silhouettes that sound like they’re voiced over by Fresh Falcon or someone with a Canadian accent. But here is a still that Vegas Grind claims is himself.

Vegasgrind is a loser who claimed to be a professional gambler yet he's afraid to actually gamble and bets to try and win $5 a day. He's just trying to get attention by pouring shit on his competition it's a marketing tactic. If he thinks his system actually works he's dumber than everyone he's criticizing.

Both a scammer and a retard. Deep down he knows he's full of shit or he'd actually bet proper money.

[Dan Druff]

These "systems" guys are obviously lying about their results and the effectiveness of their strategies, but they're a dime a dozen, and have been around gambling for many decades.

Sportsbetting touts are similar. Tons are out there, and very few of them are providing +EV picks.

Chrissy is a special case because he's selling a lifestyle and actually telling people that his system can lead them to quit their 9-5 jobs and become millionaires. That's very dangerous and irresponsible advice, and is far worse than just getting on YouTube and selling some bunk system for $99.

Neither are good, but one is far worse than the other.

Chrissy is also unique in that he's condescending to the viewer. He says to them, "You're an idiot who does what you're told by society, and you knock yourselves out at an ordinary job, just to barely get by. I live the life of my dreams because I have unlocked the secrets of being a winning gambler every single day. Pay me and I'll show you how to be like me."

The comedy element comes in due to his over-the-top ridiculousness, and the fact that he's actually dumb and doesn't realize it. That's why he's so fascinating to watch. You have a complete buffoon talking down to people, as if he and only he has found the secret to gambling riches, when in reality it's just a low-level scam aimed at bigger morons than he is.

[PositiveVariance]

Chrissy Bottoms is so desperate for comments that he has to leave up a comment ask by one of his 80 IQ followers on how to properly divide up a $60 dollar bankroll! Notice they put .00 after the $60 as if it makes it seem like a larger amount. lol
Then someone trolls them and comments "10 cents". As if getting trolled isn't bad enough, imagine getting trolled by a retarded Chrissy believer. Retards of all Retards.

He will delete a comment about his son's Autism but not this?

And then they want to know what should their "cut off be"? Dude, you have fucking 60 Dollars! Wipe your fat ass with it then mail it to Chrissy Mitchell - Frisco, Texas. C/O Stacy Skank Mitchell.




Ya know, the more I think about it, there is NO WAY that the Skank intentionally got pregnant by this Buffoon. She would have Bob Hesley's kid before being intentionally impregnated by that Donkey.

[crudebar]

So now his system is 1 bet per hour?

These scammers and their time limits. No different then a drug addict with limited funds. Don't take more than 1 pill every 8 works so ur stash lasts all week until next pay day to buy more....

You ain't playing for money you are playing for the gambling high.

The coloring booking was somewhat/sorta/kinda an exceptional idea for him to use on his simpletons. You had a group of people winning $3 or $4 a day and already thinking of what mansion or yacht they were going to buy with their millions. It wasn't a matter of if just when that they got their 5 million.

He should actually just be pushing this in all his videos. Just win your $3. You can go months with redeposits that aren't going to cost him nearly as much as what he does now----when he actually gambles. It's all about the high. Not money. Obviously.

These aren't professional gamblers(obv) but people that need an escape from reality.(like all addicts). Problem is, normally an addict can't see what is right in front of them and have to hit rock bottom until they snap out of it.

[TheRivers]

I only caught about a minute of the video today…but apparently I chose the most entertaining part. Einstein has a soft 16 and decides to stand because he doesn’t want to take away a potential dealer bust card (dealer was showing a 6). Low and behold it works out for him because the 6 he would have drawn would have lead the dealer to actually making a hand. So now he’s in all “holla atcha boy” mode and proclaiming that most don’t know how to play the soft hands and he knows it perfectly.

So yes Chrissy…you’re right. Most people don’t know how to play the soft hands. But there is no reason…let me say that again…NO REASON…to ever hold on a soft hand of less than 17. There’s pretty much no reason to ever hold on a soft 17 either. You’re worried about consuming an extra card in the shoe? Really? That card you consume could be the bust card or it could be the one that causes the dealer to beat you. So unless you know what’s left in the shoe (which he did not based on playing just a a hand or two at that table) you have zero reason not to hit that And even if you are card counting you’d almost never hold a soft 16.

But hey…it worked out for the genius in that case. Who am I to tell him how dumb his reasoning is?

[Phantom Limb]

New BJ vid (no, not from Colt Studios)

He’s “The Greatest Blackjack Player in the World” (complete lie)

claims he beat WinStar for $8k on the staycation

pitches the Inner Circle Jerk as usual

Starts with $900.80 (so you guys tracking the cents can compare to previous balance)
claims he doesn't touch his balance from video to video

Spurts his illogical justification for no-bust

Has anyone seen the house edge on the BJ 11 variation? This is about as much blackjack as Keith Craft’s prosperity gospel bs is Christianity.

Might just be my mood today but super-annoyed at his stupid plays, his misnaming Basic Strategy the “Basic Blackjack Strategy Guidebook”, his speech impediment (the Marc Maron/Tom Brokaw weird way of saying any word with an “L”) and the ill-fitting dentures.

…actually, I love all those things. He’s comedy gold.

Skip this one. It’s pretty boring.

[Phantom Limb]

Mr Horney: I agree Donk's recaps are the gold standard.

I was bored at my Just Over Broke. hee hee

[BedWetterBettor]

I only caught about a minute of the video today…but apparently I chose the most entertaining part. Einstein has a soft 16 and decides to stand because he doesn’t want to take away a potential dealer bust card (dealer was showing a 6). Low and behold it works out for him because the 6 he would have drawn would have lead the dealer to actually making a hand. So now he’s in all “holla atcha boy” mode and proclaiming that most don’t know how to play the soft hands and he knows it perfectly.

So yes Chrissy…you’re right. Most people don’t know how to play the soft hands. But there is no reason…let me say that again…NO REASON…to ever hold on a soft hand of less than 17. There’s pretty much no reason to ever hold on a soft 17 either. You’re worried about consuming an extra card in the shoe? Really? That card you consume could be the bust card or it could be the one that causes the dealer to beat you. So unless you know what’s left in the shoe (which he did not based on playing just a a hand or two at that table) you have zero reason not to hit that And even if you are card counting you’d almost never hold a soft 16.

But hey…it worked out for the genius in that case. Who am I to tell him how dumb his reasoning is?

Annnnd literally the next hand the win would’ve been erased had he not gotten a lucky back door Blackjack! But Chrissy’s good at getting lucky in the back door, ask Colt Studios!

He even gets called out when a hand is played using his no bust/ no split strategy which resulted in the dealer making a hand because another player didn’t split 6’s versus dealer 4. I realize it’s likely the dealer would have made a hand drawing on point total of 10. Chrissy of course incorrectly calls this a bust card, due to the 4 showing but how exactly could the dealer be in a bust situation if they’re drawing on a 10???

Anyway the comment is here along with one of the moronic followers admitting they lost 10 martingales in a row using Chrissy’s brilliant strategy! It’s clear he’s doing multiple sessions per day to get 10 minutes of usable footage, if he did stream live play he’d get crushed and couldn’t hide the loss!



So this Gomez idiot supposedly lost $1023 chasing a $1 profit and expects to get it all back using the same stupid $1 martingale betting progression?



Little Kyle is too busy eating doughnuts like the fat piece of shit he is to respond! Guess those fitness videos on his 3 “other channels” are gonna have to wait? Needless to say, this little man has an oral fixation!

[TheRivers]

Wow. Brandon wants to be Chrissy in rbe worst way. Now he’s even got the hoodie thing going in videos



He forgets that the camera is still rolling and has a long awkward pause while he finishes up an online gambling session. Announces that he just lost $500 in 20 minutes. Oh well…there goes the Millionaire Blueprint after 60 days (I’m guessing the third or fourth time he’s lost it since the book came out). And to think…he’s been with Chrissy for two years and it’s still not working for him. Keep on paying more money Brandon. I’m sure things will change. LOL

Now he’s got even family members commenting on his videos. They even considerately state their name in case he doesn’t remember who they are.

[Mrhorney]

Good evening Folks

Couple of side issues ,firstly how the fuck is Chrissy Bottoms still doing this shite 💩 over 2 years after Lord Jeffrey of Dime started posting on PFA about this scumbag?

Ignore the second part , that’s just economics but if anyone can come up with answers to the first part , then I will be more grateful than Chrissy being penetrated by John Holmes (look him up younger viewers)

I will admit my general ignorance as to how one makes cash in the modern age being a mere Hebrew slave in my dead broke loser JOB I understand the losers who sign up to this Cunts Bet-online affiliate annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd YouTube crumbs etc but surely that isn’t enough to maintain a coke addict degenerate gambler like Chrissys lifestyle? Or am I being as big a simpleton as bollock deep Brandon and Blow job Bob?

I am a gambler , mainly horses 🐎 but I enjoy the occasional BJ (if Mrs Horney is in a good 😊 mood or pissed &#128516 I only gamble with dead money. I just don’t get how this fuckcunt does what he does?

Oh and btw Chrissy , in your retarded viewpoint India 🇮🇳 is poor , just like the majority of Americans including yourself are poor but within my lifetime (I am 52) China 🇨🇳 and India 🇮🇳 will both be larger economies than the USA 🇺🇸 and probably within my grandchildren’s lifetimes, Brazil 🇧🇷 and Indonesia 🇮🇩 will also be bigger than the USA 🇺🇸 , I don’t give a shit , size doesn’t matter 😊aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand personally I would prefer to visit New York over New Delhi any week of the year.

Anyways figure that out fuckpig-although that’s highly unlikely as you have a brain 🧠 smaller than a poverty stricken Indian chick pea

[zealanddonk]

Short version: He plays 12 hands in a 22 minute video wins $100 [of which $37.50 was a blackjack in the big boy $25 min bet room and another $25 is beating the dealer in the big boy room]
5/8th of his profit comes from breaking his own bankroll minimum bet rules because he was literally fiending for action.

Of those 12 hands 2 are blackjacks [one is an ace in blackjack 11]
Of the remaining 10:
3 he made decisions against the WizardofOdds guide [link below]: One lost [would have lost either way], one he won [but we dont know if the dealer would have won or not if he had split] and one he won [and would have lost if he had doubled down].

So morale of the story, go to the big boy room and catch blackjacks.

Long version:


Today's video has been mostly covered:
Standard claims that he is the greatest ever, supported by betting roughly 3% of his bankroll and hitting a blackjack.

First 5 minutes of his 22 minute clip is him almost breaking his arm patting himself on the back.


Since he played so few hands, I'm comparing his actions with the guide at Wizard of Odds where practical:
All hands are hard unless otherwise stated.

https://wizardofodds.com/games/blackjack/basics/

Hand 1: CM 14 vs T -- guide says hit, Chrissy stands Result: Dealer has 12, pulls 8 [that Chrissy would have gotten] chrissy loses either way


Now he spends close to a minute with his rambling idiocy that getting a blackjack is the same odds of the dealer busting, so no bust for life.
He really does not understand math.


Hand 2: 17 vs 5 Guide says stand, Chrissy stands. Dealer busts, Chrissy starts another time burning ramble about "wow, you only made $5".

Now he jumps to a different table.

Hand 3: 20 vs Ace, no insurance. Guide says to stand, Deal has 7, so must stand on 18.

Hand 4: He plays Blackjack 11 [cant find the Wizard of Odds guide for this] He gets an Ace and we have our first hollar at ya boy. [Dealer had 7 so had to stand, regardless].

Hand 5 7+7 for 14, vs 6 Guide says to split, but Chrissy stands. Dealer has 9, pulls 6 and pulls 10. Hard to tell how it would have played out if he had split but probably two losses against the 9.

Now he starts his ramble about playing Blackjack with _other_ idiots. As much as he knows math he knows English and does not realise he's referring to himself as an idiot in this situation.

Hand 6 goes to the big boy room with a shocking $25 minimum . Has a soft 16 vs dealer 6 Guide says to double, but we know what our hero will do.
Interestingly he partly claims hes going to stand because thats what everyone else is doing, and taking a card could be bad. This coming from the guy who acts like it doesnt matter if people call him an idiot for playing no bust, but clearly gets upset when they call him an idiot.

Dealer rolls over 4 for starting 10 Dealer catchs 6, then 8, busts, we get another hollar at your boy.

Despite his one and done claim, he stays in the big boy room [partly because the shoe run out so he can burn down the clock even more with his nonsense]
Rambles that everyone at the table was relying on him to make this life changing decision and therefore he is a HERO for making the difficult play that he made because everyone at the table won.

Hand 7, he gets J....and A for blackjack [dealer shows 4].

At this point we are 17 minutes in and he has played a total of 7 hands.
Pay $99 per month now, and you can get a whole hour of this each week.

Runs away from the big boy room because he's close to making his rent money for the day and cant risk losing it.
Goes back to the $5 rooms.

Hand 8 9+9 for 18, vs dealer's 8 Guide says not to split. Dealer has J for a push.

Hand 9: 18 vs 7 Guide says stand Dealer busts.

Hand 10: T+J for 20, vs 10 Guide says not to split, and stand. Dealer has K for a push

Hand 11: 17 vs 4, guide says stand. Dealer busts.

Hes up $95, his goal is $100, he goes to blackjack 11

Hand 12: K assumedly the guide says to stand, vs [2] that catches T and busts.

Action ends at 20m 17s and we get roughly 2 minutes of infomercial from him.
He states "There's no trickery here". Not exactly a complete lie but close enough to one.

[Mrhorney]

Cheers 🍻 Mr Donk 🙄

You are a shining light 💡 in my dead broke hater POOR 9/5 paycheque to paycheque JOB pathetic loser er 😐 and whatever other adjectives (that’s a describing word Chrissy) miserable 😩 existence.

Out of curiosity are you a Danish Zealand Donk 🙄 , a New Zealand 🇳🇿 Donk 🙄 or a general Donk 🙄?

If either of the first two we have (apart from our adulation 🥰 of Chrissy Bottoms) have good discussion points , if not then we will have to just keep rubbishing Kyle and Slapper Stacy.

[Mrhorney]

Sorry 😣 Mr Donk , ignore rep , seen the holla at you boy.

Must feel so fantastic as a millionaire to win 25 bucks , 😞 hopefully ☝️ one day I will join Chrissy in the squillinare row ranks with a supermodel trophy 🏆 wife and Isaac Newton as a son just like he.

Still if I can scrape together enough to get to the mastermind meet up ⬆️ then who knows? Can anyone lend me a few thousand bucks? Your charity will be repaid a thousand fold in the afterlife 🙏