Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[AhoosierA]

If I had to guess, I truly believe Chrissy is falling for the Keith Craft cult.

Keith craft is basically a generic version of Houston's Joel Osteen. He has a huge loyal following @ his mega church. If you've ever seen these mega churches, the audience is a huge cult who looks up to their leader (keith craft in this case) and they give him tons of money. Also, churches don't have to pay taxes......we know how Chrissy likes to avoid paying taxes.

Chrissy is no longer mesmerized by the lights of Vegas. He sees thislarger than life version himself in Keith Craft and is dumb enough to believe he can learn the ins and outs from Craft and replicate it himself and become this fake church guro that has a huge following and don't have to pay taxes.

Change your life Megachurch coming soon.

I could even see Chrissy eventually turning on his gambling days saying "gambling is a sin" and "I don't gamble 99% of the time (much like his 99% Vegan).

This won't work though because Chrissy is such an unlikeable character and super condescending towards others naturally.

He'll realize this scam won't work and will move on to the next scam within the next 6-12 months. In the meantime He'll continue with the gambling scam.

[Elmo]

You wanna be my altar boy?



Awesome work by everyone on here lately! Dox that bitch soon, Lee.

[BedWetterBettor]

I think little Kyle only joined to find out where he can get sweet hair plugs like his idol!

[Mrhorney]

Really Mr Elmo? Do you reckon that our Kyle is after the Christs vicar on Earth position?

I know the current incumbent isn’t getting any younger but Pope Kyle 1 is ambitious. It also seems like a 9/5 paycheque to paycheque J.O.B to me though, perhaps even worse if you take into account the world time differences when he travels the globe to the faithful to give his blessings (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand sell his baccarat winning strategies.com)

On the new religious angle I don’t have much to offer so I will things to you expert Folks. We don’t tend to have religious gurus in Englandshire, and neither would you lot if you hadn’t decided that you thought 💭 you could do things better by yourself 😃

My best guess is that Chrissy Bottoms will glean all the info from Rev Jim Craft and then flog them off as his own ideas 💡

I admit that my New Testament is a little hazy 🌫 but I believe two things that weren’t in Jesus of Nazareth ideals

1-He wasn’t in the mindset of let’s all be filthy rich 🤑 take the piss out of all the poor unfortunates with J.O.B s (such as scummy construction 🏗 workers in 100 💯 degrees)
2-When He was stoned to death ☠️ by his haters on Good? Friday, all He owned was the clothes on his body , which I suppose Saint 😇 Kyle has in common although I don’t imagine the Romans would be casting lots for Chrissys el cheapo rip off scumbag sports gear.

Homily over , Where are you Jeffrey? I was hoping for your masters ⛳️ tips.
Just as a sentimental (although I don’t like him) I had a quid 💷 each way on Tiger 🐅 at 5000/1 😃
Looking good after 6 👍

[PositiveVariance]

Donkey, I thought you were trolling in regards to Keith Craft suffocating as a child on a plastic bag! I felt stupid even searching it, but it’s a true story.

Now, did the events Happen as he described them? I’m not so sure...
“They pulled a sheet over my head (deceased, then Grandma prayed) and a breath shot out of my mouth and it blew the sheet off me.”

[TheRivers]

Here’s one of the apparent millionaires that Chrissy met at the mastermind event…a “professional basketball player” who seems to play his games in a high school gymnasium.

https://instagram.com/decospalding?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[Mrhorney]

Out of idle curiosity Folks how did Chrissy hustle and scam before the social media explosion 💥

I’ve read the MLM career stuff , obviously 🙄 he wasn’t successful at that hence he’s still scamming and hustling now.
Would he have been like a door to door Kirby vacuum salesman?

I assume that you Folks can leave school at 16 but would the retard have gone straight from school to being a scammer and then carried on in the same vein for the next 30 years?

Just curious 🤨

[TheRivers]

Meanwhile Chrissy has posted a short video on IG from the gym. Says it is 2pm where he is…so either he simply forgot to adjust his time declaration or he’s finally not hiding that he’s in Texas.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CcD2O...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[Phantom Limb]

Day 2 of no morning prayer.

Whatever will I do with my pipeline to Jesus shut off?

Help me, Chrissy-Wan Keblowme, you're our only hope

[PositiveVariance]

I think it’s funny how Chrissy said he was going to double his monthly income due to Crafts Mastermind teachings. Let’s take rat boy Brandon for example. He has a locksmith business, how in the hell can Craft or Chrissy double his income, having never worked as a locksmith?

Its like Chrissy thinks there is some universal magic formula that applies to everyone.

What is better?
Pay Craft 18k to help with your business?
Hire a consultant who made deep 6 figures yearly operating the same type of business.

There are consultants for every type of business. Generally you want one that was successful for decades in your same field and his now a consultant because they are semi retired. As long as they were actually successful in your field, they can share a wealth of knowledge.

This is what I think Chrissys problem is going to be...
Most of these successful church seminar sellers already had a massive following, primarily due to them being the head of their church congregation, so it’s not that hard for them to gain traction, and as a Christian if you can’t trust your Pastor - Who can you trust? Look at Crafts get togethers, he only had a handful of people there, which at 18k each is really all you need to make it work. Chrissy doesn’t have a Pastoral background and doesn’t lead a Church congregation. So once people Google him, he’s Fucked. All he has is a small group of naive, gullible, degenerate Gamblers who ignore math and believe past outcomes predict future results.

I would feel beyond uncomfortable going to a church where the pastor charged outrageous prices for seminars outside of the church setting. Your suppose to feel comfortable going and speaking to your pastor. Knowing he does this puts up a wall, and it makes him not as easily approachable.


Also, by reading a few things, Craft is very vocal about being antigovernment, but then he gets a FORGIVABLE PPP Loan/Gift of 900K dollars. All this after saying the church was doing well financially.

[zealanddonk]

Meanwhile Chrissy has posted a short video on IG from the gym. Says it is 2pm where he is…so either he simply forgot to adjust his time declaration or he’s finally not hiding that he’s in Texas.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CcD2O...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Handjob Prescott is beyond terrible: Waaaaaaaaaaaa I dont wanna be here but I am, and fuck you if you thought there'd be another morning prayer video because I like sleeping in which is a complete lie if you believed last week's lies.

[zealanddonk]

I submit to you that one of the key reasons Handjob Prescott has moved and is being so secretive is he either doesnt want Brandon to find him or more likely he doesnt want Mike to find him. (that ort he doesnt want Sam to keep banging his wife but that ship has probably sailed).


And yes, I foolishly thought Chrissy could keep the daily prayer nonsense going through to Easter, but no, he Minute Man'd it with just 1 pitiful clip.

O well, onto the next scam.

[zealanddonk]

Out of idle curiosity Folks how did Chrissy hustle and scam before the social media explosion 💥

I’ve read the MLM career stuff , obviously 🙄 he wasn’t successful at that hence he’s still scamming and hustling now.
Would he have been like a door to door Kirby vacuum salesman?

I assume that you Folks can leave school at 16 but would the retard have gone straight from school to being a scammer and then carried on in the same vein for the next 30 years?

Just curious 🤨

Supposedly he was coming second in body building contests and appearing on the cover of non-homosexual magazines.

[igotnotoe]

I do wonder what the goal is with the Kraft thing.

Is he really falling for the BS like all the other suckers there? Or is this some clever plan of his to feign interest in Kraft's group, and then steal the routine for himself?

I could go either way on this, but it's interesting that he's already copying some of Kraft's tactics -- most notably the mastermind meet-up and the morning prayer session.

Let me preface this by saying i dont think CM thought any of the following through. If this new scamming career works out then it will likely be by accident.

I think his angle here is complicated and he probably doesn't fully understand it himself . Now that he is in this new found cult, and is one of them, he can more easily defend negative comments toward him. He can always claim people speaking out against him are religious bigots, dont understand god etc and fellow cult members will likely go along with it (glossing over any real facts). This is typical cult/tribal behavior amongst members. Joining groups like this essentially give members a "fresh start" and why many do it in the first place.

Religious scamming will be right up his ally and perfect for a sociopath who is good at marketing. Being a cult members or religious nut doesn't mean you have a low IQ or cant make money. But it does mean a lot of the time that your critical thinking skills go non existent in this facet of life. This makes all members great targets for CM or anyone that wants to pitch other members the next "big business opportunity." Afterall, CM is a stand up religious guy, has a family, and would never do anything unethical to anyone and especially "not me" because i am in the same group as he is.

If he doesn't implode soon, he will likely ride the coat tails of the leader or one of his higher ups and syphon off moneywise what he can using this guy's name or hide behind his new "status" in this group and the façade of being some great business/religious/family man.

He will need to change his scam up though. His gambling scam will likely not work with this group. Not because they wont believe him but because they will see it as something god or their leader wouldn't want them to do.

CM is and will always be the "used car salesman" on the scammer hierarchy and will reach his peak with religious scamming. He just doesnt have the IQ to go any further imo.

[Elmo]

Well Chrissy…



You started a trend with burning things…I think you should be held accountable for letting the nonverbal representative of Gerber aka Silent Bubs for getting close to that little simpleton fire you have started…Maybe child services in Frisco should conduct a through investigation with that. Speaking of more fires…



I think you got your Inner Circle Jerk Offs all hot and bothered too…the dumb, deaf, and blind to reality and stuck in the world of Chrissy.



Folks…folks…you want to follow this so called mastermind who is full of lies and schemes? Go ahead. It will change your life; and it will be for the worst. You’re better off wasting your time and money joining a real Satanic cult.

[Phantom Limb]

It looks like Dildo Baggins deleted the one and done morning prayer.

I suspect a new channel for it should it ever resurface...more likely it got sent to the cornfield with the workout challenge

[TheRivers]

It looks like Dildo Baggins deleted the one and done morning prayer.

I suspect a new channel for it should it ever resurface...more likely it got sent to the cornfield with the workout challenge

Not sure about a prayer channel…but he appears to have re-purposed the short-lived “Christopher Mitchell” channel for “bodybuilding motivation.” All videos that had been on that channel have been removed.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHB...WoNh0xUp84T44w

Much like the 30 day pushup challenge (which ended after three days) I don’t see this idea surviving.

Though according to Chrissy in today’s video he has “three successful Youtube channels…two of which you don’t know about” that are making him lots of money. Well okay then.

And by the way….the latest numbers are in….99.9% of the people in the world are broke. I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

[BedWetterBettor]

Constipated Chrissy is back to begging for people to pay him by belittling them. Talks about how you need a mentor with 3 successful YT channels and wouldn’t ya know, he magically all of a sudden has 3 YT channels that he thinks are successful!




Hope he doesn’t include Brown Nose’s channel that looks like a pre-schooler designed it! It’s actually sad that little Rat Boy thinks people want to see him breaking into cars where dumb people locked their keys in!

[PositiveVariance]

Brandon unlocks autos for less than $30?

Sounds like Brandon got this idea from Chrissy at his "Mastermind" event to double his income.

Chrissy: "Cut your price in half, down to $30, and do 4x as many lockouts and you will double your income."

Chrissy thinks he is so smart



There is really good money in making programed automotive keys. It takes a little bit of money to start up but the earning potential is huge. Most the places in my area charge a minimum of $125 to make a key and program it to your car. Places that go down to the $80 range have a continuous stream of customers. But just doing "lockouts" there is to much competition, especially since most people think to call a tow truck when locked out of their vehicle, not a locksmith.

[AhoosierA]

Watching Brandon's videos are almost harder than watching Chrissy's videos. He talks so slow yet still has trouble gathering his thoughts.

He's getting less than 100 views per video, because they're boring as shit and nobody cares about getting into cars.

How long until he starts buying views?