"I actually apartment shopped before in manhattan, so I am well aware of what an apt costs in pretty much every neighborhood. Some of the best deals are in the financial district."

Average rent for a 1br in the financial district is $3225 a month.

You're well aware of what again, exactly? Tell me more about what a fantastic deal that is, guy who went to jail for drug dealing.

4 hours to get over a bridge. Thats your metric?

You dumb white n-word.

DHS closes down traffic on the Tappanzee for spot checks during blue skys and mild breezes, thats 4 hours right there.

Youre complaining about how long it takes to get over a bridge or through a tunnel 24 hours after a flood.

You, your "friends", your dealer, and all the other notables in The Life Of Naturalbornhustler are in for some rude surprises if they think any of that shit is extraordinary.

I wish so badly this conversation was about something you understood, so I could just be like "yeah thats a good point, I see what youre trying to say", instead of watching you grab at facts and figures you have absolutely no historic perspective of, like a child reaching at a mobile from his crib.