I have a huge neighbor problem. He hates my dog (for the sole reason he is a pit, nothing else), and has now vowed to make my life as "miserable as possible" by calling the county for random stupid "code violations" on my house and the outside. He has stolen things out of my yard, and done just about everything possible to be a huge pain in the ass since the day I set foot on the property.

After 9 months of biting my tongue, I told him how much of a pussy he was right in front of his wife today, and we had a nice little exchange where I basically called out his manhood, told him he was a little bitch etc etc. (the look on his face when I asked him if he had been a pussy his whole life, or just since I moved in right with the wife next to him = PRICELESS) I thought he was going to lose it LOL.

Anyway I want to get him on tape with incriminating shit, because as much as I would like to beat the life out of him I can't if I want to continue living here. I have no doubt if it ever comes to it he will lie about anything just to force me to move, which isn't happening. I want to have evidence on this motherfucker.

Now I know you need 2 party consent for PHONE conversations, but what if I was say holding my cell in my hand and it was recording audio but no video as I was talking to him one day without him knowing?

I don't want to break the law in any way, because like the little cunt he is he will run right to the police and have me arrested.