if you dont blow at least 700 at the hong kong gentlemens club youre doing it all wrong mart
if you dont blow at least 700 at the hong kong gentlemens club youre doing it all wrong mart
Serious question.
Were you sober when you won?
real reason Tyde won (hoser is GOD BTW, him and Tyde just don't see eye to eye sometimes)
u scumbags better step up this weekend
[1/17/2015 10:15:15 PM] mark: 1 ft each or I bring hoser back to the chat
Last edited by chinamaniac; 01-19-2015 at 08:38 PM.
Wrench
I had a sick 95 Wrangler Sport when I lived in Sactown maybe 7 years ago or so
It was jet black with nice offroad tires and classy looking rims. I installed an awesome Alpine sound system too
I loved that car
driving back and forth from Sacramento to Napa with the top off was the best
anyway, I totalled it when I T-boned this stoner black dude trying to make a left turn across 4 lanes of traffic when I was coming over a rise in the road....hit the brakes and slid on the asphalt at least 30 yards before drilling him right on the driver side doing at least 40 mph
its a miracle he didn't die. obv they ruled it his fault.
His insurance company USAA shelled out 9500 bucks when I only bought it for 6K
I think they wanted to make sure I didn't sue them or claim injury
was sipping beers early in the tourney
but wasn't 'drunk' by any means
I think it was probably level 10 when I was in the top 100 I started to take it more seriously and had my last one
had 5 beers all day but nothing late in the tourney
I was drinking water and one of those Starbucks mocha cold drinks
chain smoking like a motherfucker though
I am wheelchairbound for right now, the stroke left me paralyzed on my left side. I have been doing some driving lately and I should be starting some intense rehab very shortly, the pain is from my left shoulder which is frozen and very painful. I am currently on zanex as I was constantly worrying about having another stroke and it has helped a lot. I didn't really have any warning sighns prior to my stroke. Hell the morning I had it I just thought I was extremely high as I always smoked a couple blunts before heading off to work. it wasn't until I made it to the office and two of my female co workers knew instantly that something was wrong. they called an ambulance and I was at the hospital within 10 minutes.
Tyde should be paid by poker sites.
Even just this thread made me launch a couple late night tourneys here.
Edit: haven't played online in months
still can use a bit of help.
http://www.gofundme.com/i3749c
Yeah, nice score dumbass
Tydetard
You couldn't get more than 17K? Only 16,000+ people in the tourney? Pffff... waste of time
cripes, you would have been more productive doing your normal trolling.
Insert random sarcasm gif here:
also I wanted to give a few shout outs to...
CHINA:
for getting on me lately to get more serious about poker and pushing me for a final table. I have been cashing a lot more lately, but the bottom line is that in MTT's its pretty much the final table or nothing. The payouts on Stars are so absurdly horrible unless you final table and he got me to realize that and to push harder to make the final 9
DISH:
he is a POG but he has been crushing smaller tourneys on Sportsbook poker making a ton of money and making a lot of final tables He's been really motivating me to sharpen my game. Dish is my nig for life. We go way back all the way to like 2005 when he staked me and then busted my roll playing heads up shoving his 5/2os preflop into my K/K and then laughing his ass off when he cracked them. what a scumbag
CHAPS:
railing the final table last night. I am not a big fan of Canadians because so many of them are total clowns, but Chaps is the man. That's pretty much all there is to it. He breaks the mold when it comes to Canada.
you guys all own and thanks for the support and encouragement and for busting my balls to be a better poker player
Last edited by tyde; 01-19-2015 at 09:36 PM.
chaps is like the 4th worst person in canada bro
damn couldn't pull off a Tyde.
min cashed a $200 tourney for $440ish
Congrats, that is a hell of a field.
thanks Avon I appreciate it man
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