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    handicapme "wait ONE year to paly HU" WHAT

    This guy made threads asking me to play HU for $1000, bc i thought he did because he felt i was busto and couldnt actually play. Sneaky angle, and (handicapme) trying to humiliate me. I ask him to play Daily Fantasy Sports heads up and all of a sudden he wants a ONE year grievance?

    I mean I am not sure what to do here, he thinks he is so bad too, yet exposed vulnerable. Should you let him off, or force him to his $1000 HU persistance??

    Because rigt now, he is asking me for a reprieve until next NFL season in September. Thats pretty pathetic, especially for a "husler". So instead of not just recognizing it all by myself, I decided to call you out, and let others realize the same. I get it, some of you all think you can husle but really do suck.

     
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    Why in the hell are you still allowed to start threads?

     
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    Nice the thread brought out PFA's most passionate

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    garret, serious question, are you mentally retarded?

    i'm being completely serious when i ask this

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Standard View Post
    garret, serious question, are you mentally retarded?

    i'm being completely serious when i ask this
    Would you like to take a comparative I.Q test?

     
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      The_Standard: you haven't answered the question you fucking idiot

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    So...

    "The_Standard"... pretty obv there slick

     
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    **Delete**

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Standard View Post
    garret, serious question, are you mentally retarded?

    i'm being completely serious when i ask this
    Confirmed.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Standard View Post
    garret, serious question, are you mentally retarded?

    i'm being completely serious when i ask this
    Confirmed.

     

    Srsly everyone loves you, everyone hates me.


    Lets settle this one way.

     
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    bukowski/srslysirius/ etc


    Put some money on the table

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Standard View Post
    garret, serious question, are you mentally retarded?

    i'm being completely serious when i ask this
    Confirmed.

     
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    bukowski/srslysirius/ etc


    Put some money on the table
    What would that prove? That you're better at poker?

    I concede the point. Everyone on this site is probably a better poker player than me. Do you feel better now?

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    This might be a glimpse into Garrett's childhood. "I'll beat you best of 5 at Tecmo Bowl for any amount" and the kid would inadvertently play with Garrett in an attempt to win his money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    This might be a glimpse into Garrett's childhood. "I'll beat you best of 5 at Tecmo Bowl for any amount" and the kid would inadvertently play with Garrett in an attempt to win his money.
    Garrett's childhood more likely involved torturing animals and choking himself while jerking off to National Geographic magazines.

     
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    Muck Ficon I will play you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    This might be a glimpse into Garrett's childhood. "I'll beat you best of 5 at Tecmo Bowl for any amount" and the kid would inadvertently play with Garrett in an attempt to win his money.
    broke bro lost it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post

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    Sorry had a bad day

     
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