OK well last week was a bit disappointing losing my last 2 games...
could have easily have been 11-3...but 9-6 is decent I suppose considering I know less than dick about football and do very little research on these games.
Remember these are all straight moneyline picks
Lets have a look at this weeks matchups shall we ?
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Thursday Night Game
Saints vs Panthers in Carolina
obv this is a huge divisional matchup game in the shitty ass NFC south.....but New Orleans is 0-4 on the road, and Drew Brees is a total fag. Whats not to like about Cam Newton at home ?
I think it's going to be a close game, but the Panthers will win by a field goal
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Sunday Games
Buccaneers vs Browns in Cleveland
this looks like a no brainer win for the Browns. They are 3-1 at home, and Tampa Bay is horrible at 1-6 overall.
def sell your Rolex and bet it all on Cleveland
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Cardinals vs Cowboys in Dallas
Just can't fathom the Cowboys losing 2 straight, especially after the heartbreaker on Monday night....Expect Tony Romo to come back with a vengeance and put up some good numbers. Cowboys by a touchdown or more.
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Eagles vs Texans in Houston
Texans looked pretty good last week. But Philly is tied with the Cowboys now in the NFC east and I think they'll be pumped up for this game. I don't think Houston is that strong of a contender. Look for Philly to the get the road win here.
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Jets vs Chiefs in Kansas City
wow this should be a great game. Rex Ryan just announced Michael Vick starting on Sunday...but ugh, Kansas City is usually so tough at home. Both teams aren't very good...but lets face it...the Jets suck no matter what. but I don't think even Michael Vick coming in will make a bit of difference when the Jets are so flawed on both offense and defense.
KC cruises to an easy win
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Jaguars vs Bengals in Cincinnati
lol who cares really, but I'm gonna take the Bengals because the team colors are orange and black, and it's gonna be Halloween in a few days. I don't know anything about either team, and really don't give a rats ass about this matchup on any level
obviously bet your parents retirement fund on the Bengals
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Chargers vs Dolphins in Miami
This game is a coin flip for the most part imo. These teams always play each other hard. But Miami needs this win to get in the mix in the AFC east, and I have always hated the stupid Chargers.
gonna go with the Dolphins here
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Redskins vs Vikings in Minnesota
Redskins coming off a huge win and will have a ton of momentum , plus I have to admit ...Colt McCoy looked solid last night. I think the Skins come into Minnesota and get a road win here.
The Vikings are only 1-2 at home this season and on the bottom of the NFC north, which is arguably the weakest division in the NFL
steal all your mothers jewelry, take it to a pawn shop...and it bet it all on the Redskins
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Rams vs 49ers in San Francisco
Rams always play the Niners tough, but I'm gonna take San Francisco to roll all over them. This is kind of a no brainer money line pick. slam dunk home win this week for my 49ers
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Broncos vs Patriots in New England
game of the week obv....this one should be a shootout with a lot of yards being put up by both offenses. I'm going to take the Broncos simply because imo Peyton Manning is a better QB overall that gay ass Tom Brady. also because Bill Bellichick is a pos and I love to see the Pats lose...esp at home.
Broncos win on the road to go 7-1
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Raiders vs Seahawks in Seattle
lol nigga please..
if the Raiders miraculously win this game, I'll post a pic of my bare ass on the internet. Obviously Seattle destroys the worst team in the NFL.
bet your retirement fund, sell your house, steal your grandmothers life savings. money line lock of the century for a dominating Seachickens win
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Ravens vs Steelers in Pittsburgh
Big Ben actually looking pretty sharp for a change. But both teams 5-3 right now and this is a key AFC north matchup. It could go either way. The Steelers are 3-1 at home and have some nice momentum, so I gotta go with the Steelers simply because of the home field advantage.
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Monday Night Game
Colts vs Giants in New York
I have absolutely no clue about either of these teams and probably won't even watch the game on Monday Night. I couldn't name a single player on either roster. I have zero interest in this game and didn't even bother to look up their respective records for this pick.
go give some plasma and bet it all on the Giants
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see you next Sunday
peace