*** OFFICIAL TYDE'S STONE COLD NFL LOCKS TO PROVE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT JSEARLES IS A COMPLETE POSER THREAD ***

[tyde]

I mentioned earlier in another thread, I'm at best a 'casual' NFL fan

but I'm gonna throw down some picks every week for the rest of the season in light of PFA's recently unbanned and new self appointed handicapping guru and well known bet welcher

its week 8

lets have a look at this weeks matchups shall we ?

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I'm not gonna mess with point spreads this week.....just gonna pick my winners according to the matchups




Thursday Night 10/23: Broncos vs Chargers in Denver

obv Peyton Manning destroys lame ass San Diego

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Sunday Matchups
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Lions vs Falcons in Atlanta

don't really give a rats ass about this game....will reluctantly take the Falcons. I don't even know what either teams records are....I have done zero research on this game and couldn't name a single player on either team roster.

obv bet the farm

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Vikings at Buccaneers

I like the Vikings helmuts a lot better than the Buccaneers

easy money


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Bills at Jets

this one is a close one because Geno Smith is definitely a bum...but the Bill's are awful. Can't bet against a local rivalry in the Jets crib. maybe Geno gets his act together this week. I have no idea what these teams are doing right now because seriously, who fucking cares about the AFC

still gonna go with the Jets though


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Bears at Pats

kind of a no brainer

Pats are pissed at all the negative press they got over the last couple weeks. Look for Tom Brady to destroy the shitty ass Bears defense. He'll throw for 300 plus...at least 2-3 TD's.

bet the farm

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Seahawks @ Carolina

not a chance the Seachickens lose 3 in a row

mortgage your house for the money line on Seattle

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Dolphins at Jaguars

gotta go with Miami to win because Miami is a lot cooler place than lame ass Jacksonville . I know less than nothing about either one of these teams


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Ravens vs Bengals @ Cincy

seriously is there anyone on this site who cares about this boring ass game ?

I'll flip a coin on the Ravens here because the Bengals have sucked forever and I hate their uniforms


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Texans at the Titans

LOL another 'who cares' moment

I'm gonna go with the Texans in this one because they are alphabetically superior since both teams start with the letter T


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Rams vs Chiefs in Kansas City

forget about it

Chiefs at home vs the crappy ass Rams ? not a chance

bet your children's college fund on KC money line


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Eagles vs Cardinals


Eagles should cruise to an easy victory here imo . Just can't see the Cards upsetting Philly rolling at 5-1

sell your mothers wheelchair on this one for Eagles to win by at least a touchdown


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Colts vs Steelers in Pitt

should be an easy home win for the Steelers coming off buttfucking jsearles tonight

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Raiders vs Cleveland

I will never bet another dime on the Raiders as long as I live

Cleveland smokes them bigtime....easy win against the shittiest team in the NFL


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Packers vs Saints in New Orleans

kind of a coin flip...New Orleans is usually pretty decent at home...but then again they suck

I guess I'll go with the Pack on the road. who the hell knows on this one


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Redskins vs Cowfags on Monday night

please God Skins, get a win here. Tony Romo sucks

my heart says Skins...but I think Dallas is going to come away with a win here since they are in the spotlight with the best record in the league on a Monday night game.

Dallas wins this game by 10+ , if not more



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see you on Sunday

peace

[adamantium]

back up the truck boys

[zealanddonk]

back up the truck boys

Money truck or cords of wood Truck?

[chinamaniac]

3 units on every money line OBV

[WillieMcFML]

my money is on sizzles

you both pick 9 "locks" from this week's nfl games, i'll lay 1k or whatever you want on his side

#showmestate

[limitles]

Don't give a rat's ass about any game till the playoffs but anyone who thinks they've got sport's betting figured out is out at the plate and it's been leaked that he's trying to change his name to The Great Chrisken.

[rollinx420]

3 units on every money line OBV

china do u still bet football??

[chinamaniac]

3 units on every money line OBV

china do u still bet football??

here and there, not as much as before

[rollinx420]

i see i see.... so just poker then ? what site do u play on?

[chinamaniac]

i see i see.... so just poker then ? what site do u play on?

ya just poker for now I play wherever I can

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

my money is on sizzles

you both pick 9 "locks" from this week's nfl games, i'll lay 1k or whatever you want on his side

#showmestate

I will 100 percent do that vs. you with slizz as your horse. To give you an extra edge I won't even employ an expert. I will just pick them myself.

[WillieMcFML]

my money is on sizzles

you both pick 9 "locks" from this week's nfl games, i'll lay 1k or whatever you want on his side

#showmestate

I will 100 percent do that vs. you with slizz as your horse. To give you an extra edge I won't even employ an expert. I will just pick them myself.

escrow all your cocoa butter smelling ones with druff and if jsizzle is down so am i

[adamantium]

I will 100 percent do that vs. you with slizz as your horse. To give you an extra edge I won't even employ an expert. I will just pick them myself.

escrow all your cocoa butter smelling ones with druff and if jsizzle is down so am i

Did you ever get that hunnerd?

[jsearles22]

I'm not gonna mess with point spreads

No point spreads huh? So are you gonna post the actual money line odds or just act like you are getting them all at even?

All this thread is doing is proving you literally have no idea what you are talking about

[simpdog]

my money is on sizzles

you both pick 9 "locks" from this week's nfl games, i'll lay 1k or whatever you want on his side

#showmestate

Plop said you're easy money...bet the house against Willie **





**may or may not be true

[mulva]

roll tyde. this guy is upstaging ur shit.

[herbertstemple]

Great move Tyde. Releasing this many SCL's at one time means one thing. All sportsbooks will be busto this time next week.

What about the grinders that try to win a unit or two a week? You have destroyed their hopes and dreams. Way to go. Hope you can sleep at night.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I will 100 percent do that vs. you with slizz as your horse. To give you an extra edge I won't even employ an expert. I will just pick them myself.

escrow all your cocoa butter smelling ones with druff and if jsizzle is down so am i

Is this real or joke? Plus we have to iron out some terms. Just sides? Sides and totals? Every game on the board? It's also very important that each of us post our picks at the same exact time because I don't trust them getting pmd off. It would be way too easy for shenanigans

[mulva]

nevermind stone cold locks.

tyde has bet the farm, bet the college funds and mortgage the house picks.

at the top of his list are:

farm bet - New England
mortgage bet - Seattle
college fund bet - KC
ez win of week 1 - Cleveland
ez win of the week 2 - Pitt
big win by 10+points - Dallas
sell mom's wheelchair - Philly

[GrenadaRoger]

And here is how one expert, Ryan Gamble, sees it:
(differences from our super tout JD are in red)

*Denver Broncos beat San Diego Chargers (Thursday night game – Oct. 23)

*Detroit Lions best Atlanta Falcons (Sunday – Oct. 26)

*Baltimore Ravens beat Cincinnati Bengals

*Kansas City Chiefs beat St. Louis Rams

*Minnesota Vikings beat Tampa Bay Buccaneers

*Seattle Seahawks beat Carolina Panthers

*Buffalo Bills beat New York Jets

*New England Patriots beat Chicago Bears

*Houston Texans beat Tennessee Titans

*Arizona Cardinals beat Philadelphia Eagles

*Cleveland Browns beat Oakland Raiders

*Indianapolis Colts beat Pittsburgh Steelers

*Green Bay Packers beat New Orleans Saints

*Dallas Cowboys beat Washington Redskins (Monday night game – Oct. 27)


http://www.examiner.com/article/nfl-...-eagles-week-8

the NFL is parity league due to inverted draft order and salary caps...rarely is a team favored by a touchdown, and even those that are only win a little more than 70% of the time according to Nate Silver at 435...9Wins 6Losses would be about average for anyone just picking the home teams (they win about 60% of the time on average)...10 wins - 5 losses if taking the the point favorite as they win about 65% of the time...so allowing for variance, I'd say 13-2 or better would be an indication of some ability or incredible luck

good luck Martin, this could lead to a J-O-B for you