Guess Birttney Griner's clit real name

[limitles]

Lafawduh Jackson

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

when I watched the show I thought there was an n as in n-word in your guesses name.

[Dan Druff]

So I don't know if this is relevant, but...

I was at some Commerce tournament in like 2006 or 2007, and there was a black guy at the next table over, whose chair was back-to-back with mine.

Sheboon Pickens sent me a message later on NWP asking something like, "Are you worried the black guy behind you is going to steal your chips?"

I hadn't told anyone about the tournament, so obviously Sheboon was either in the tournament room or knew someone who was.

He claimed that he was in the room but didn't feel comfortable approaching me.

Now, many years later, considering Handgate, I am wondering if the black guy I had to "watch out for" WAS Sheboon Pickens, and he was trying to bait me into saying something about him.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

So I don't know if this is relevant, but...

I was at some Commerce tournament in like 2006 or 2007, and there was a black guy at the next table over, whose chair was back-to-back with mine.

Sheboon Pickens sent me a message later on NWP asking something like, "Are you worried the black guy behind you is going to steal your chips?"

I hadn't told anyone about the tournament, so obviously Sheboon was either in the tournament room or knew someone who was.

He claimed that he was in the room but didn't feel comfortable approaching me.

Now, many years later, considering Handgate, I am wondering if the black guy I had to "watch out for" WAS Sheboon Pickens, and he was trying to bait me into saying something about him.

Jesus Christ. Plus it wasn't that long ago.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Totally don't remember the black guy comment but I can believe it because it's hilarious.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Oh shit now I remember this was only a few short months before I went crazy. I was in full blown extreme racist schtick and had only been on the forum for a month or two. You had never at any point even responded to a post of mine at the time.

Plus you see my damn IP. Do you think blacks even live here?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Don't mean to quadruple post but there was most certainly a black man sitting right beside you now that I'm thinking about this. I want to say it was a behemoth of a man but it could also have been a different black body type. It was at the start of tourney and you were right in my line of site constantly getting up from your table and hammering away at your phone after the floor took you away and talked to you about your phone use. For me to send you a message in the present tense of "are you worried the black guy is going to steal your chips" wouldn't make sense because I didn't send you a message until I got back to my computer that wasn't with me at the commerce. Had we had any interaction before this and if I hadn't been using the extreme racist posting style I would have said hello... You coulda done a hand check.

With all that said I guess and example of me still being crazy and self absorbed is that I find it close to impossible that a person like you doesn't know anything about me.

[Dan Druff]

How about you just become the official PFA Hand Model and end all of this right now?

[Dan Druff]

holy fuck you're so self absorbed

Marty do you understand how funny it is when you write this?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I was only intending on sending shadygay and some of the slower witted members of this site into a tizzy by leaving my race open ended. Then it just got weird. Yeah I will hand model... gloves and mittens.

[limitles]

when I watched the show I thought there was an n as in n-word in your guesses name.

You're correct and you're name is Lawfawnduh. That was no spelling mistake. Only someone with the first name of Lafawnduh would have caught this........and a million or so fans of the show.

Jackson? OK, but you have been somewhat preachy lately.

[jsearles22]

Just for posterity sake, I want it to be known in this thread that I was the one who originally called him out for covering up his (her) hand. Im going to go ahead and add 3 units to my record

[SrslySirius]

Sheboon Pickens sent me a message later on NWP asking something like, "Are you worried the black guy behind you is going to steal your chips?"

I hadn't told anyone about the tournament, so obviously Sheboon was either in the tournament room or knew someone who was.

He claimed that he was in the room but didn't feel comfortable approaching me.

That is some creepy Asian Spa shit. Touch of the assburgers?

[ToasterOven]

I'll guess Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

[Belly Buster]

Don't mean to quadruple post but there was most certainly a black man sitting right beside you now that I'm thinking about this. I want to say it was a behemoth of a man but it could also have been a different black body type. It was at the start of tourney and you were right in my line of site constantly getting up from your table and hammering away at your phone after the floor took you away and talked to you about your phone use. For me to send you a message in the present tense of "are you worried the black guy is going to steal your chips" wouldn't make sense because I didn't send you a message until I got back to my computer that wasn't with me at the commerce. Had we had any interaction before this and if I hadn't been using the extreme racist posting style I would have said hello... You coulda done a hand check.

With all that said I guess and example of me still being crazy and self absorbed is that I find it close to impossible that a person like you doesn't know anything about me.

[Muck Ficon]

holy fuck you're so self absorbed

Marty do you understand how funny it is when you write this?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Just for posterity sake, I want it to be known in this thread that I was the one who originally called him out for covering up his (her) hand. Im going to go ahead and add 3 units to my record

God you are dumb.

[Dan Druff]

Don't mean to quadruple post but there was most certainly a black man sitting right beside you now that I'm thinking about this. I want to say it was a behemoth of a man but it could also have been a different black body type. It was at the start of tourney and you were right in my line of site constantly getting up from your table and hammering away at your phone after the floor took you away and talked to you about your phone use. For me to send you a message in the present tense of "are you worried the black guy is going to steal your chips" wouldn't make sense because I didn't send you a message until I got back to my computer that wasn't with me at the commerce. Had we had any interaction before this and if I hadn't been using the extreme racist posting style I would have said hello... You coulda done a hand check.

With all that said I guess and example of me still being crazy and self absorbed is that I find it close to impossible that a person like you doesn't know anything about me.

You're probably right that I got the message on NWP later.

I am pretty sure the black guy was back-to-back with me, though.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Don't mean to quadruple post but there was most certainly a black man sitting right beside you now that I'm thinking about this. I want to say it was a behemoth of a man but it could also have been a different black body type. It was at the start of tourney and you were right in my line of site constantly getting up from your table and hammering away at your phone after the floor took you away and talked to you about your phone use. For me to send you a message in the present tense of "are you worried the black guy is going to steal your chips" wouldn't make sense because I didn't send you a message until I got back to my computer that wasn't with me at the commerce. Had we had any interaction before this and if I hadn't been using the extreme racist posting style I would have said hello... You coulda done a hand check.

With all that said I guess and example of me still being crazy and self absorbed is that I find it close to impossible that a person like you doesn't know anything about me.

You're probably right that I got the message on NWP later.

I am pretty sure the black guy was back-to-back with me, though.

If he was back to back with you he would have been on my table. Are you sure you didn't make it far in the tourney and maybe chang tables. I want to say that your very first table you were in the two and a black was in the one.


I will be in vegas Oct 21-29 if you want to do a hand check.

[jsearles22]

You're probably right that I got the message on NWP later.

I am pretty sure the black guy was back-to-back with me, though.

If he was back to back with you he would have been on my table. Are you sure you didn't make it far in the tourney and maybe chang tables. I want to say that your very first table you were in the two and a black was in the one.


I will be in vegas Oct 21-29 if you want to do a hand check.

Its not creepy at all that you recall what seat Druff was in from a random tournament 7 years ago. Yet you were too big of a pussy to even talk to him. Not weird at all