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    G. O. A. T. - No Seriously, A Goat Simulator

    Goat Simulator

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    Description: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.


    Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you’ll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

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    Features

    • You can be a goat
    • Get points for wrecking stuff – brag to your friends that you’re the alpha goat
    • Steam Workshop support – make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
    • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We’re only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it
    • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
    • Seriously look at that goat’s neck
    • You can be a goat

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    Have you ever wanted to feel the thrill of petting a cow, but never seem to be able to lift your ass of the chair.
    Then this is the game for YOU

    With Heart beating action, and never seen before Graphics.
    Get ready for the ULTIMATE Simulator Game of 2014.
    Download the Game and feel the Power.
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    I'll pay five goats for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I'll pay five goats for one.

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