Mulva you are a high risk if you look like this
Mulva you are a high risk if you look like this
I would wait for three more pages of opinions, and pick one blindfolded from that...
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Keep up the increased water intake. Doesn't sound like a real scary issue if you don't have pain other than the discomfort of constipation.
Still, go get a colonoscopy quick. They give you twilight sedation, so you're sedated to a point that OSA and his boys could run a train on you and you wouldn't care.
It sounds like garden variety IBS, but on the off chance it's something serious, you're going to deeply regret letting it go for long. I've read "well I always had a bad stomach so I didn't think much of it" written by some people who let stuff go too long without checking it out.
It's pretty obvious your shitting issues are just a byproduct of having jimmy shove his dick down your ass in the kaepernick thread. Give your bowels a week or two to heal and you'll be fine.
Kidding aside. Go to trader joes and buy this. I used it when I was on pain meds for awhile after surgery and it worked like a charm. Kicks the shit outta metamucil.
get some high fiber oatmeal and eat 2-3 packets a day....IT WILL WORk.....even works for vicodin and oxy constipation.... someone told me (*_*)
How the hell has Sonny not posted in this thread?
I started juicing in august and my stomach has been great ever since. I've had issues with my stomach similar to yours for about 5 years now but since the juicing my shits have been regular and quite pleasant. dr oz's green drink is the juice recipe I use( it tastes amazing) imo you should try juicing and/or change your diet before letting some hebe stick shit up your ass. here is a link to the juice recipe
http://juicerecipes.com/recipes/dr-ozs-green-drink-47
will have to try some of that egyptian incense and myrrh concoction. thing is, everything from trader joe's makes me sick,,dunno, why...
ditto on juice. last juice i drank was ocean spray diet blueberry/pomegranate.
from what i've been reading, this add more fiber thing to help poop is incorrect.
Don't worry mulva...if it turns out that you have super butt aids I will make sure to bump the kaepernick thread every time he shits the bed (which will be every other regular season week plus every nfc championship game for the next four years).
Mulva---insoluble fiber is lacking in your diet...add that to soften your stool....oatmeal cereal or bran (Cheerios or Rasin Bran) AND nuts (especially Almonds--cashews & peanuts are good too but high in cholesterol)
Just about 3/4ths of men over 50 have some sort of internal hemorrhoids (so my doctor tells me) and painful shits come with age if you aren't eating right (personal experience)
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
Worst shits of my life came from my young days when I had drank Milwaukee's Best or what I prefer to call it The Beast. It's way worse on tap too. I remember this one bar on college night this shit beer was $1.50 a pitcher and the next day after a few of those I felt very dizzy, had a case of the brown water shits, and had more gas then Exxon Mobil.
if you are not having abdominal pain it is probably not diverticulosis. with diverticulitis you would have pain and a fever. you need to see a doc. they need to check your stool for blood and a colonoscopy is in order. any change in bowel habits is a concern.
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