Point fucking blank: Masturbation is every bit as much a homosexual act as fucking or sucking another dudes penis. And its a revolting brand of degeneracy that up until recently was quite appropriately punished in the town gallows.
Its the oldest story in the book; boys who start masturbating inevitably grow up gay. They drift from centerfolds to the more hardcore "straight" porn featuring naked men on naked women. Soon they find a "happy medium" and start watching shemale porn. Then when they think its safe, they bust out the straight up man fucking man porn and pat themselves on the back for being such "liberated" straight dudes. No my friend, you sir are a homosexual, pure and simple.
America has always rightfully and properly frowned on masturbation, naturally. Boys were told straight up to keep their hands off the goddamned dicks.
And then we had a bunch of drug addled hippies champion the new face of "natural" which included mollesting yourself at the drop of a dime and lo and behold, suddenly every city in the country has a blooming crop of gays where the victims of this unchecked disease could congregate.
Maybe some of you could just man up and put the breaks on your disgusting habits, but I'm proud to be a heterosexual in a devoted, loving relationship so I have no need to masturbate. I would suggest those of you who can't trick a woman into loving you find a reputable non-Jewish doctor to pursue the appropriate psychological and medical solutions to your revolting problem.