need some betting advice

[sonatine]

So I bet a moderate sum that Tia Tequila would die before The Situation.

Everything seemed to be going my way except suddenly Situation has mysteriously 'completed' rehab for dilaudid, xanax, and ambien dependency in about 18 days.

Yeah so Im starting to sweat here.

Should I arb...?

I figure Im still in the running since MTV would probably pay for Situation to remain in a medically induced coma for at least a season or two of Jersey Shore and Tia would be lucky if they sent flowers to her funeral.. but ultimately I feel I need some professional advice here.

[lewfather]

find the middle braj, then fuck it to death.

[sonatine]

REAL TALK.

[Muck Ficon]

So I bet a moderate sum that Tia Tequila would die before The Situation.

Everything seemed to be going my way except suddenly Situation has mysteriously 'completed' rehab for dilaudid, xanax, and ambien dependency in about 18 days.

Yeah so Im starting to sweat here.

Should I arb...?

I figure Im still in the running since MTV would probably pay for Situation to remain in a medically induced coma for at least a season or two of Jersey Shore and Tia would be lucky if they sent flowers to her funeral.. but ultimately I feel I need some professional advice here.

[Dan Druff]

The LOL thing about "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" was the report that the first winner of the show wasn't even allowed to have her phone number after it was over, and needless to say, their "date" never materialized.

[JimmyG_415]

Everything seemed to be going my way except suddenly Situation has mysteriously 'completed' rehab for dilaudid, xanax, and ambien dependency in about 18 days.

I'd say she took the lead on lasting longer especially for the next year or so.

This is the recipe for an overdose.
They go clean for a month,
lose the immunity they built up for said drug,
then because they left rehab early (& or hang out w/old crowd) they fall off the wagon,
do the same amount of drugs as when they were doing it everyday w/out immunity built up
=Death.

That Xanax seems to be an ingredient in all of those OD cocktails, too.

[BCR]

You're fucked. Dilaudid is a beautiful cloud, a whisper of Swarga Loka, where the lion, lamb, and the pony drink from same brook, before they cuddle in peaceful co-existence. And with a cleaned out system, they never start over as a rookie, they always jump back at the point where they left off, and that's not good for your side. Arb.

[BCR]

Who'd have thought? Jimmy g bringing truth as I write it. Get out of my head.

[Alpo Splatr]

find the middle braj, then fuck it to death.

Definitely find the middle, make sure it is dead center.

[Ricky]

Who'd have thought? Jimmy g bringing truth as I write it. Get out of my head.

Alas, whilst saying the same thing, you said it with style.

[sonatine]

My heart sunk from Jimmy's post. Such is the power of his convictions.

[Suicide King]

dont beat yourself up buddy. A bipolar attention suicide drug addict gook is always a good bet.

[Kuntmissioner]

Might want to check in on Tila.

Still think you have the edge here.

Hold.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Did Sonatine intentionally misspell Miss Tequila's name in OP

No . +285

Yes . -425