Amazon Prime is pretty much the best thing ever. I have the idea that I need some product, and 3 minutes later it is being whisked to my house in 2 days. I get so much shit from Amazon that some weeks the flattened boxes don't fit into my waist high recycling bin. I had a 200 pound dresser shipped 2 day for free.
But probably my favorite thing I've ordered is my kitchen soap dispenser.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It completely solves the problem of having raw chicken juice on your hands and needing to use your elbow to operate the pump dispenser.
I even like Amazon's spam. They know I've been looking at a lot of cheap laptops this week, so this morning they sent me a deal of the day ad for a touchscreen Windows 8 laptop marked down from $480 to $300. That deal has apparently run several times and I'm sure they'll do it again if anyone else is interested.
http://tech.woot.com/offers/asus-11-...-i3-vivobook-2
The trick to feeling like a baller is to buy cheap stuff. You don't need a $3000 stereo. A $600 setup sounds really damn good these days. There are a lot of very good $25k cars out there.
I can speak authoritatively on ballerhood because I am literally the face of PFA balling.
OK. I have just noticed that I am no longer the official face of PFA balling. But I already wrote all this shit so I'm submitting it anyway.