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    Little things that make you feel rich

    Amazon Prime is pretty much the best thing ever. I have the idea that I need some product, and 3 minutes later it is being whisked to my house in 2 days. I get so much shit from Amazon that some weeks the flattened boxes don't fit into my waist high recycling bin. I had a 200 pound dresser shipped 2 day for free.

    But probably my favorite thing I've ordered is my kitchen soap dispenser.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    It completely solves the problem of having raw chicken juice on your hands and needing to use your elbow to operate the pump dispenser.

    I even like Amazon's spam. They know I've been looking at a lot of cheap laptops this week, so this morning they sent me a deal of the day ad for a touchscreen Windows 8 laptop marked down from $480 to $300. That deal has apparently run several times and I'm sure they'll do it again if anyone else is interested.

    http://tech.woot.com/offers/asus-11-...-i3-vivobook-2

    The trick to feeling like a baller is to buy cheap stuff. You don't need a $3000 stereo. A $600 setup sounds really damn good these days. There are a lot of very good $25k cars out there.

    I can speak authoritatively on ballerhood because I am literally the face of PFA balling.

    OK. I have just noticed that I am no longer the official face of PFA balling. But I already wrote all this shit so I'm submitting it anyway.

     
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    I just went to a resturant in Bogota that Anthony Bourdain had on his show and paid $508,000.00 for 8 people.

     
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    When I "ball it up" at my local deli and get some prosciutto for about $12/lb, sliced real thin, and just scarf down half a pound while watching a movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    When I "ball it up" at my local deli and get some prosciutto for about $12/lb, sliced real thin, and just scarf down half a pound while watching a movie.

    you dipping that in mustard?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodpoop View Post
    I just went to a resturant in Bogota that Anthony Bourdain had on his show and paid $508,000.00 for 8 people.
    WTF did they serve, Humans?

     
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    Having a $27 lobster at Red Lobster.
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Having a $27 lobster at Red Lobster.
    Original post restored. I wrote it and then didn't like it, but you can't delete threads.

    Eating nice meals definitely makes you feel rich. I was in Chicago last week and ate at the Capital Grille there. I love that place and have been there more than a dozen times. The food and service are both phenomenal. For just me with no alcohol the tab was $90 plus a $20 tip. Since I get a $60 food per diem, I'm essentially paying half price to eat like a king. The proper baller on a budget move is to buy your own prime grade steaks, which I do all the time at home. You just have to cook them properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Amazon Prime is pretty much the best thing ever. I have the idea that I need some product, and 3 minutes later it is being whisked to my house in 2 days. I get so much shit from Amazon that some weeks the flattened boxes don't fit into my waist high recycling bin. I had a 200 pound dresser shipped 2 day for free.

    But probably my favorite thing I've ordered is my kitchen soap dispenser.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    It completely solves the problem of having raw chicken juice on your hands and needing to use your elbow to operate the pump dispenser.

    anyway.
    Ive been ordering a lot of stuff from amazon. How exactly does the prime work? Isn't it like $75 for a year of unlimited items?

    Anyhow that soap dispenser looks pretty badass and I am prob going to order it.

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    The one item that makes me feel like I have taken a step up is the new fridge I bought. Sure there were better models etc.. but I think it is by far the most expensive item I think I have bought.

    Growing up we had a standard fridge. Top freezer and bottom cooler and everywhere I have lived it has been the same. Adding the ice maker, filtration option and crushed ice option is pretty cool. Just by cutting back buying bottled spring water this thing will pay itself off over time.


    I also bought a drill recently and have been tossing up all kinds of shelves and storage shelve in the garage, bathroom and all over the house. Certainly not baller but I will start throwing up all kinds of shit this summer with this drill. What I do know is I actually enjoy going to home depot and looking at shit now.

    I bought my dog a 4 foot bed (cushion only) today and I know he is balling out as I found him stretched full length in it today.

    Next up will be a bad ass king size bed

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    The one item that makes me feel like I have taken a step up is the new fridge I bought. Sure there were better models etc.. but I think it is by far the most expensive item I think I have bought.

    Growing up we had a standard fridge. Top freezer and bottom cooler and everywhere I have lived it has been the same. Adding the ice maker, filtration option and crushed ice option is pretty cool. Just by cutting back buying bottled spring water this thing will pay itself off over time.


    I also bought a drill recently and have been tossing up all kinds of shelves and storage shelve in the garage, bathroom and all over the house. Certainly not baller but I will start throwing up all kinds of shit this summer with this drill. What I don't know but I actually enjoy going to home depot and looking at shit now.

    I bought my dog a 4 foot bed (cushion only) today and I know he is balling out as I found him stretched full length in it today.

    Next up will be a bad ass king size bed
    Every adult man should own a good cordless drill. The new lithium ion batteries are so much lighter than the old batteries.

    Moving up to a king size bed definitely made me feel rich.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Ive been ordering a lot of stuff from amazon. How exactly does the prime work? Isn't it like $75 for a year of unlimited items?

    Anyhow that soap dispenser looks pretty badass and I am prob going to order it.
    I think they increased the price of Prime recently to $75 or $80 per year. Every item that's "Prime Eligible" gets free 2 day shipping. I buy all kinds of random shit and a large majority has been Prime Eligible.

    In an odd marketing tie-in, also included in the price of Prime is access to Amazon's video streaming service that is trying to compete with Netflix.

     
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