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    My attempt to get a date with Beth Shak

    I accepted a bet with Chinamaniac that I couldn't get a date with Beth Shak by the end of the WSOP.

    Here is my first attempt. I just tweeted this video message to her lol. You guys think I got a shot?


     
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    i think you need to get a chrysler and wear your dolce and gabanna sunglasses in order to compete.

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    Holy fuck you look like Janice from the muppets. close ups are not your friend

     
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    If there is one thing that drives a woman absolutely nuts it is a youtube video. I think you got this one in the bag, brow.

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    Props for putting yourself out there but zero point zero chance. Had you been spontaneous and somewhat funny and not referred to the bet, maybe showed your shoe collection then maybe up to 0.6.

     
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Good attempt and probably a good touch to not redo the clip after you slurred some words to give the non-rehearsed type of feel to.

    No offense but might increase your chances (if any) if you had them caterpillars trimmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryland View Post
    I accepted a bet with Chinamaniac that I couldn't get a date with Beth Shak by the end of the WSOP.

    Here is my first attempt. I just tweeted this video message to her lol. You guys think I got a shot?


    Oi, n-word lips. You're 6' 7" and look like a sex offender. Your only out is Rohypnol. Give it up.
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    actually, the kid might have a chance, if he has any game at all and catches her at the right time

    i say that because this gold digging bitch might have to have her play time w/ somebody other than her sugar daddy. if she has one right now.

    nothing more appealing to this kind of a woman than a constantly erect 20yr old who will do anything for her.

    china might lose this wager...as it's a date....not him hitting a home run

    how much did you wager..did you get odds?

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    You left out the most important detail. You didn't tell her you are a WORLD CLASS BALL SNIFFER??? Good Luck I hope u fuck that whore silly right in her ass!!!

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    Not so bad but your eyebrows are still just a little to thick,You need to back up the camera another foot .

    + on the boyish looks .

    + on showing your motorboat skills @ 1:06 .

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    If you read her other facebook wall posts it's pretty comedy gold and even more fail for the guy's really actually trying to get dates with her...This video was more just to look stupid and get her attention I really thought there could be a chance she would reply to actually going on a date vs a serious private facebook msg.


    Oh and here is an example of what i'm talking about she has to put up with lol





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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryland View Post
    some real cringeworthy moments right there rybrow

    "I have a dimple"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryland View Post
    some real cringeworthy moments right there rybrow

    "I have a dimple"
    Well yeah it was just to be dumb but fine fine fine I deleted it due to mass amounts of fail but still the bet is on! I'll keep you posted

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    You look retarded in that video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryland View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post

    some real cringeworthy moments right there rybrow

    "I have a dimple"
    Well yeah it was just to be dumb but fine fine fine I deleted it due to mass amounts of fail but still the bet is on! I'll keep you posted
    Y delete it?? Don't listen to these pussies who wont even call into a internet radio show!! Let alone show there face on video. Put that fcking video back up if u want any chance to win the bet or make another one!!

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    I remember from Beth being on that millionaire match maker show that she has a huge shrine of shoes and likes her gay hairdresser. She talks about being a professional poker player but she hasn't done shit in the poker world except tell Brett Richey she has AA and then Hellmuth does the same thing where the hands are practically face up yet he still couldn't get away.


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    So the ballsniffer pulled his video? Maybe the Shakette had it banhammered? Name:  fingerpuppet.jpg
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    Beth Shak is pretty much a walking, talking STD. I would fear getting the superaids if I was within close range of her.

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    agreed that she is a pig ,but more than fuckable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Beth Shak is pretty much a walking, talking STD. I would fear getting the superaids if I was within close range of her.
    Sure Boots, I've no doubt you'd tell here to get off your dick and pound sand.


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