It was a normal stool and the paper stuck to my fingers. I was like WTF? Then I saw it was red. The toilet bowl was even worse.
Not good. If I vanish, you will know why.
FUCK.
It was a normal stool and the paper stuck to my fingers. I was like WTF? Then I saw it was red. The toilet bowl was even worse.
Not good. If I vanish, you will know why.
FUCK.
Haemorrhoids arent usually fatal, tho for your safety you probably do want to stop using this site.
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Your roommate got a little rough last night.
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You're dehydrated and the blood you see is from your super dry turds tearing their way to freedom without any lubrication (IE you are fucking constipated)
alcohol does this
might also be you have a sensitive anus and need some kind of baby wipe or wet nap. my buddy's dad (who drank for years) ended up like that, always had a box of wet naps with him wherever he went.
Originally Posted by sonatine
Total hemroids.
They suck
I know from experience.
That gel cream feels like a menthol blanket sutchering up your ass though.
Get some
If just on the paper, Roids. If the bowl was a mess you probably will be dead in a few. sorry.
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