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Thread: Your accused of killing your model girlfriend and you've got two metal legs. You're offered a cyanide pill. What next?

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    You're accused of killing your model girlfriend and you've got two metal legs. You're offered a cyanide pill. What next?

    1. I'll snort that bitch
    2. I'll take my chances with the Hershey Highway
    Last edited by limitles; 02-15-2013 at 03:26 PM. Reason: ...

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    If you cherish life more than your precious butt hole you are a faggot.

    And LOL at the cliched instant assumption that if you go to prison it means insta-ass rape.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    If you cherish life more than your precious butt hole you are a faggot.

    And LOL at the cliched instant assumption that if you go to prison it means insta-ass rape.
    1) Whatever, you should know.
    2) Again, should you know?

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    For the record I'm taking the pill if I see another pathetic post from Rollo Tomasi or RBC.

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    I'll take temp ban OP to prevent another drunken post tilt in 2 hours.
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Worst thread ever.
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    This thread is about as bad as this commercial:


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    Lame

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    I don't get it. Is there a link to a story or something?
    ´*•.¸(*•.¸https://twitter.com/RealFckVwls¸.•*´)¸.•*´

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    If I had to switch lives with either Oscar Pistorius or Limitles right now, I would pick Pistorius in a second.

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    neither...blame it on a bushy haired intruder that has only one arm

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    If I had to switch lives with either Oscar Pistorius or Limitles right now, I would pick Pistorius in a second.
    Why should anyone care what you think?..........

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    So Barry we know what you look like........how arrogant are you to laud over anyone or anything. You a are a creature of nature.....albeit one ugly fuck

    Your wife is better looking than you there is no doubt about it but I would give only a 50/50 bet that your child is above average in the looks department.

    AND BEYOND THAT If this child of yours does not happen upon good looks then she is left with what her parents deliver..........

    this is what counts.......you and you're wife, I think, are arrogant fools. Arrogance means fools. Yes you must be somewhat intelligent to be arrogant but the two do not go well together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    So Barry we know what you look like........how arrogant are you to laud over anyone or anything. You a are a creature of nature.....albeit one ugly fuck

    Your wife is better looking than you there is no doubt about it but I would give only a 50/50 bet that your child is above average in the looks department.

    AND BEYOND THAT If this child of yours does not happen upon good looks then she is left with what her parents deliver..........

    this is what counts.......you and you're wife, I think, are arrogant fools. Arrogance means fools. Yes you must be somewhat intelligent to be arrogant but the two do not go well together.
    You wrote that no one cares what I think...then spent the next 11 minutes writing a post about me. It sounds like you care what I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    So Barry we know what you look like........how arrogant are you to laud over anyone or anything. You a are a creature of nature.....albeit one ugly fuck

    Your wife is better looking than you there is no doubt about it but I would give only a 50/50 bet that your child is above average in the looks department.

    AND BEYOND THAT If this child of yours does not happen upon good looks then she is left with what her parents deliver..........

    this is what counts.......you and you're wife, I think, are arrogant fools. Arrogance means fools. Yes you must be somewhat intelligent to be arrogant but the two do not go well together.
    Drunk again? When is the next rehab scheduled?
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    No dude arrogance means fools, but if you are arrogant you have to be smart even though by limitles definition your arrogance would make you a fool.

    Because fuck synonyms, that's why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    If I had to switch lives with either Oscar Pistorius or Limitles right now, I would pick Pistorius in a second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    So Barry we know what you look like........how arrogant are you to laud over anyone or anything. You a are a creature of nature.....albeit one ugly fuck

    Your wife is better looking than you there is no doubt about it but I would give only a 50/50 bet that your child is above average in the looks department.

    AND BEYOND THAT If this child of yours does not happen upon good looks then she is left with what her parents deliver..........

    this is what counts.......you and you're wife, I think, are arrogant fools. Arrogance means fools. Yes you must be somewhat intelligent to be arrogant but the two do not go well together.
    You wrote that no one cares what I think...then spent the next 11 minutes writing a post about me. It sounds like you care what I think.
    Yeah well in fact, more like a minute or less. Also in fact your daughter does not need what you bring to the table.

    1) Your ugly.....no fault of yours nature can be a bitch
    2) Your ugly......every bit your fault because you are ugly an a person. Your personality reeks. Arrogance...very ugly
    #2 is the only thing in your control and the most important attribute you'll pass on to your lovely daughter

    Your wife is lovely, physically. I hope she is smarter than you as well

    under 5 minutes for this last post

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