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    A short Redneck Trip Report for Y'all. Mr Opossum was trying to play possum with me...he lost.

    Yeah, so I'm going out my back door on my deck to light up my grill and fire up a steak in 28 degree weather, and I see for a brief moment this thing go off of my deck and into a corner by my fence. I naturally go down to see what it was, and I see this Opossum hissing and showing his fangs at me like you would not believe. From his actions, you could tell he wanted to take a bite out of me.

    I don't know how to do spoilers, but if you don't want to see a stuck possum - don't look down.




















    This is not the actual picture, but this is a perfect example of what the pissed off possum looked like

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    I notice from the body and everything that this looks like the same opossum that has been wreaking havoc on my property for at least 2 years. Don't kid yourself - this guy is nasty, and I could tell that he would have loved to take a piece out of me if he could! Mind you, I have 2 Golden Retrievers and a small boy who goes out that door. I don't want any of them getting in the way of this creature; who knows what he might have...rabies?

    He seemed to stay put in a corner so I took advantage of this. Yeah Mr. Opossum, you can go ahead and play possum, but you can't fool a broadhead coming at you. Sorry little guy.

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      CrackPipes and Kakfights: If you shot him in yuppie shorts I will need to reverse. Possums need to be shot in either jeans or your underwear. No other choices

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    good job, i hate those fucking things

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    that thing looks just like my neighbours dog. Winston
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    LOOK AT HIS GOOK FACE NOW!!!!

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    Hit one of those with my car a couple weeks ago.
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