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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    what a fail of a thread...........discussing salads, CMOOOOOOOOOOOON?

    did you close the deal,

    did she swallow, if so, did she look like she enjoyed it?
    LOL. No, I did get her # though.

    Want to see entertainment though? Look at the fag post above me, trolling. Huge fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I simply tossed my napkin in the bowl and handed it to the waiter without incident.

    I did not say anything at the time because I did not want to cause a scene.

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    Weak. Druff would of had that place cutting him checks by the end of the week.

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    I get the fact roaches are part of any restaurant
    Not trying to be a smart ass here, but roaches are definitely not part of most restaurants. At least none that I've ever been a part of, and I've been in the nightclub/restaurant industry for over 20 years. Any restaurant that has roaches is definitely not a place where you want to eat. Only reasons for roaches to be inhabiting a restaurant would be poor sanitation procedures, rotting food, and sewage problems. None of these should be an issue at a good restaurant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
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    I get the fact roaches are part of any restaurant
    Not trying to be a smart ass here, but roaches are definitely not part of most restaurants. At least none that I've ever been a part of, and I've been in the nightclub/restaurant industry for over 20 years. Any restaurant that has roaches is definitely not a place where you want to eat. Only reasons for roaches to be inhabiting a restaurant would be poor sanitation procedures, rotting food, and sewage problems. None of these should be an issue at a good restaurant.
    Obv Golden Corrals have different standards.

    Bottomset must be at the start of the most recent bender, halfway through the first fifth as the endorphins keep pumping.

    Next will be the rage phase and we'll be flooded with Ric Flair-Price is Right etc.

    Then comes self-aggrandizing, Cayman Islands, 200k per annum etc.

    Depression, hangovers, self-loathing, suicidal thoughts, onto the next binge.

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    Try to mix it up this go 'round, cowboy.

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    Are you serious? There is zero point zero change that I find a roach in my food and don't say something, get free meals for life that I will never ever use, and then report it to the health inspector, throw up several times, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Are you serious? There is zero point zero change that I find a roach in my food and don't say something, get free meals for life that I will never ever use, and then report it to the health inspector, throw up several times, etc.
    Vwls which is grosser to you, cock roaches or cock semen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post

    Not trying to be a smart ass here, but roaches are definitely not part of most restaurants. At least none that I've ever been a part of, and I've been in the nightclub/restaurant industry for over 20 years. Any restaurant that has roaches is definitely not a place where you want to eat. Only reasons for roaches to be inhabiting a restaurant would be poor sanitation procedures, rotting food, and sewage problems. None of these should be an issue at a good restaurant.
    Obv Golden Corrals have different standards.

    Bottomset must be at the start of the most recent bender, halfway through the first fifth as the endorphins keep pumping.

    Next will be the rage phase and we'll be flooded with Ric Flair-Price is Right etc.

    Then comes self-aggrandizing, Cayman Islands, 200k per annum etc.

    Depression, hangovers, self-loathing, suicidal thoughts, onto the next binge.

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    Try to mix it up this go 'round, cowboy.
    Golden Corral is a solid read, I was thinking Shoney's but I Think they only have canned vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Are you serious? There is zero point zero change that I find a roach in my food and don't say something, get free meals for life that I will never ever use, and then report it to the health inspector, throw up several times, etc.
    He's about as serious about this as his "this is my last post ever" threads.
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    Obv Golden Corrals have different standards.

    Bottomset must be at the start of the most recent bender, halfway through the first fifth as the endorphins keep pumping.

    Next will be the rage phase and we'll be flooded with Ric Flair-Price is Right etc.

    Then comes self-aggrandizing, Cayman Islands, 200k per annum etc.

    Depression, hangovers, self-loathing, suicidal thoughts, onto the next binge.

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    Try to mix it up this go 'round, cowboy.
    Golden Corral is a solid read, I was thinking Shoney's but I Think they only have canned vegetables.
    You are flat out awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    Golden Corral is a solid read, I was thinking Shoney's but I Think they only have canned vegetables.
    You are flat out awful.
    Eat any good $27 lobster lately?
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Are you serious? There is zero point zero change that I find a roach in my food and don't say something, get free meals for life that I will never ever use, and then report it to the health inspector, throw up several times, etc.
    Vwls which is grosser to you, cock roaches or cock semen?
    Pretty obvious. I've never put roaches in my mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    Vwls which is grosser to you, cock roaches or cock semen?
    Pretty obvious. I've never put roaches in my mouth.
    yes vwls is smart enough to use a roach clip

    and OP the girl placed a plastic roach in your salad when you weren't looking
    in hopes of cutting the date short b/c you are so awful

    not even an idiot like you would tip 20% for a roach infested salad



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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    Golden Corral is a solid read, I was thinking Shoney's but I Think they only have canned vegetables.
    You are flat out awful.
    How were the Caymans? I bet you went pretty baller down there with your $200K/yr income and high roller gambling.

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