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    Ron Jeremy in critical condition

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2582953.html

    Ron Jeremy is fighting for his life at a Los Angeles hospital and is being treated for an aneurysm near his heart.

    The world's most celebrated porn star drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital on Tuesday after experiencing severe chest pain, TMZ reports. His manager, Mike Esterman, told the site that his condition has worsened after doctors discovered the aneurysm and he was transferred to the intensive care unit.

    Jeremy, 59, was being prepped for surgery this morning. It's yet unclear what led to the chest pain.
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Too much Viagra most likely.
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    Nah it was too much drinking of Ron De Jeremy




    Hopefully he recovers he's a legend.

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    I'm sure everyone at PFa wishes Ron Jeremy well in the surgery and recovery.

    In the unlikely event you havent seen it, the Ron Jeremy is the luckiest man alive satire is rather good.

    http://www.rame.net/library/humor/luckyron.html

    Think about this for a second. Of all the billions of men who ever lived , is Ron Jeremy the luckiest.

    First of all he gets points like we all do for being alive at this time in history. No Wars, big screen Tvs, internet, birth control pills, viagra etc. The average man today lives a life ten times better than the royalty of past generations....
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    This thread needs the Jenny Anderson and Ron Jeremy slip and slide gif. I can't seem to find it.
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    This thread needs the Jenny Anderson and Ron Jeremy slip and slide gif. I can't seem to find it.
    Need Crowe Diddly to re-upload.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    This thread needs the Jenny Anderson and Ron Jeremy slip and slide gif. I can't seem to find it.
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    anybody have him in the dead pool

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    If Bukowski don't have it, it probably never existed in the first place.

     

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    So i guess the chances of the infamous ron jeremy, jenny, Ava, Bandron and pizza boy Druff PORNO has no chance of happening now ...

    had so much potential ...

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    I actually find any tax paying citizen, dying of a sudden death, pretty tragic.

    I really don't give a shit about a fucking free loading slob that is on the streets that dies.

    But from my readings, this was a stand up tax paying guy, so I am a little melancholy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I actually find any tax paying citizen, dying of a sudden death, pretty tragic.

    I really don't give a shit about a fucking free loading slob that is on the streets that dies.

    But from my readings, this was a stand up tax paying guy, so I am a little melancholy.

    Guy is was a Legend. RESPECT

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    Story tomorrow will be of how all the Ron de Jeremy rum got bought up thinking it will be worth more when he croaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Nah it was too much drinking of Ron De Jeremy




    the man certainly knows his fluids

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    Damn. I just had dinner at the table next to his last week at 35 Steak & Martini at the Hard Rock during the AVN. While I only ever had a brief conversation with him once, I always seemed to semi run into the guy over the years. Hope he makes it through this, he always seemed like a good guy.
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    0:55 to 1:35

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I actually find any tax paying citizen, dying of a sudden death, pretty tragic.

    I really don't give a shit about a fucking free loading slob that is on the streets that dies.

    But from my readings, this was a stand up tax paying guy, so I am a little melancholy.
    bad timing, the estate tax just went up to 40%,

    lucky Obama will have more $ to redistribute if Ron doesn't make it,

    ever notice Ron Jeremy has 2 first names

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    2:42 PM PT -- Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly."

    We're told, "Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."

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    any updates

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    He's alive and kicking still. Not sure about doing films but he's still doing signings and promoting Ron De Jeremy rum from what it sounds like looking at his twitter.

    https://twitter.com/RealRonJeremy

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