I'm more important than you
Cooks beer, 8.99 for 24... does it suck? No, it's fucking awesome and you idiot fucks know nothing about that which is awesome.
I don't waste my time with fucking euro shit pretending I'm a fucking wine drinking intellectual fucking ass faggot from fucking france. I'm not fucking peet. I'm here to fill you worthless assholes in on something: beer is fucking beer. If you ass faces can get 24 beers for 10 dollars after tax do it. This isn't fucking germany. We don't drink it warm here in the states you worthless communists.
Now let me fucking finish. I am obviously smarter than you, so read this a few times to drive it into your thick fucking skull. You are a fucking idiot, faggot. I got a case of beer for 10 dollars you asshole moron piece of shit. Why are you reading this post? I'm wiz the alphabet elephant, that's why. I'm the best fucking poster on any goddamn forum on the internet, that much is obvious.
When I type, it is like Jesus sprinkling fucking ownage on a goddamn tittie.
Now listen up because I have some crucial points.
1. I am smarter than you
2. If I had 20k I'd be better at poker than you
3. Ship 20k to canniper on stars
Fuck you, You fucking idiots are the reason they crash planes into buildings. If everyone was an alphabet elephant, everything would be about smoking joints. Now listen clearly, because I have a few important points to make.
1. I'm really cool.
2. I'll fuck your girlfriend.
3. There is a brown recluse within 10 feet of you and he's going to bite you
Don't fucking think you are safe, because there are spiders all over the place waiting to fucking own you with toxic venom, as opposed to non-toxic venom found in french spiders.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm american. Everyday I live on the edge, constantly threatened by water moccasins and spiders and all kinds of native american savages just waiting to fucking kill me.
What do I do? Do I cower in the shadows? No.
I fucking own, that's what I do. And I will continue to own until the day that I am inevitably murdered by fucking killer fucking bees, because here in the new world we look death and the eye and snicker.
Death can kiss my black ass all fuckin day.
You idiot faggots think Wiz is a joke. I got a big fucking joke for you: Never win poker dot com. This site is a haven for faggot noobs who shiver in the shadows hiding from fucking spiders and poison dart frogs. I got news for you, shithead. You gotta fucking live your fucking life. This isn't fucking Paperboy, turn off your fucking NES and own the world as I do everyday.
Why am I so cool you ask? I can't help it. I was born this way, and I have learned to live with it. It gets real tough when all the girls want to have sex with you, but you have to play the cards life deals you.
In conclusion, fuck yeah you stupid assholes, you all suck.
-the light that casts no shadows.
PS I can spell when i'm drunk you idiot assholes