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    Ok, Sooo... lets get something straight right now. At this point, I don't give a fuck what side politically you stand on, BUT:

    Whatever president is in office, needs to make it his first goal to sign an executive order to bring back the original stickiness and elasticity of Seran/cling wrap that some of us older folk used.

    Yeah i get it, it was changed due to environmental concerns, which is fine and all....but for crying out loud, its time to develop some new shit.

    This new stuff is straight up garbage and it should be illegal to market this as something that "stretches and sticks".

    Im sitting here in my kitchen trying to simply wrap up a bunch of shit-eatin' hors d'oeuvres trays i put together, and once again was reminded of just how shitty this stuff really is.

    We're on the verge of sending people to live on Mars...I don't think its too much to ask to just develop some fucking clingwrap that actually works first.


    Holy fuck.

     
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    WRAP IT UP GORDO

     
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    More expensive but worth every penny.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Whatever president is in office, needs to make it his first goal to sign an executive order to bring back the original stickiness and elasticity of Seran/cling wrap that some of us older folk used.

    Yeah i get it, it was changed due to environmental concerns, which is fine and all....but for crying out loud, its time to develop some new shit.

    This new stuff is straight up garbage and it should be illegal to market this as something that "stretches and sticks".

    Im sitting here in my kitchen trying to simply wrap up a bunch of shit-eatin' hors d'oeuvres trays i put together, and once again was reminded of just how shitty this stuff really is.

    We're on the verge of sending people to live on Mars...I don't think its too much to ask to just develop some fucking clingwrap that actually works first.


    Holy fuck.
    Good luck with this. Because the true culprits are the big businesses that sell those small food containers with the plastic lids.

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    Every since cling wrap became useless, Iíve been practically forced to use those plastic lid containers when storing food in the fridge. Bastards!!!
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    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    Iíd rather have the earth die than use another paper straw.

     
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    I actually agree, but priority #1 should be bringing back regular toilets in residential homes. Low flow toilets are terrible, and clog if you drop one square of toilet paper in them after you take a dump.

    I love those awesome toilets in public bathrooms which could flush down a horse if necessary. We need those back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I actually agree, but priority #1 should be bringing back regular toilets in residential homes. Low flow toilets are terrible, and clog if you drop one square of toilet paper in them after you take a dump.

    I love those awesome toilets in public bathrooms which could flush down a horse if necessary. We need those back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I actually agree, but priority #1 should be bringing back regular toilets in residential homes. Low flow toilets are terrible, and clog if you drop one square of toilet paper in them after you take a dump.

    I love those awesome toilets in public bathrooms which could flush down a horse if necessary. We need those back.
    People mocked Trump when he complained about low-flow showerheads and toilets, but he was right.

    Strangely, Trump's fix to the situation -- enacted just last month -- doesn't really help all that much. It now allows for multiple shower heads which can all run at the 2.5gpm limit, as opposed to before where multiple showerheads had to either switch on and off, or have reduced pressure to where all add up to no more than 2.5gpm. Now you can have multiple heads spraying you at 2.5gpm each.

    But what if you just want one showerhead with good pressure? That's still not allowed.

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-u...-idUSKBN28P2XZ

    Sometimes you can break the pressure reducer in your showerhead, depending upon your access to it. I try to break all of mine, but sometimes it's impossible without destroying the entire showerhead.

    Same thing with my kitchen sink faucet, where it's also super-tilting to have low pressure when trying to rinse off dishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    People mocked Trump when he complained about low-flow showerheads and toilets, but he was right.

    Strangely, Trump's fix to the situation -- enacted just last month -- doesn't really help all that much. It now allows for multiple shower heads which can all run at the 2.5gpm limit, as opposed to before where multiple showerheads had to either switch on and off, or have reduced pressure to where all add up to no more than 2.5gpm. Now you can have multiple heads spraying you at 2.5gpm each.

    But what if you just want one showerhead with good pressure? That's still not allowed.

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-u...-idUSKBN28P2XZ

    Sometimes you can break the pressure reducer in your showerhead, depending upon your access to it. I try to break all of mine, but sometimes it's impossible without destroying the entire showerhead.

    Same thing with my kitchen sink faucet, where it's also super-tilting to have low pressure when trying to rinse off dishes.
    When the leader of the free world starts complaining about showers and shitters, does that sound normal to you? He should be mocked till the day he dies
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    You guys are using this stuff improperly. It's not to wrap food. It's proper use is to Prank wrap toilet seats so people pee all over themselves.

    Here's the how to guide...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    People mocked Trump when he complained about low-flow showerheads and toilets, but he was right.

    Strangely, Trump's fix to the situation -- enacted just last month -- doesn't really help all that much. It now allows for multiple shower heads which can all run at the 2.5gpm limit, as opposed to before where multiple showerheads had to either switch on and off, or have reduced pressure to where all add up to no more than 2.5gpm. Now you can have multiple heads spraying you at 2.5gpm each.

    But what if you just want one showerhead with good pressure? That's still not allowed.

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-u...-idUSKBN28P2XZ

    Sometimes you can break the pressure reducer in your showerhead, depending upon your access to it. I try to break all of mine, but sometimes it's impossible without destroying the entire showerhead.

    Same thing with my kitchen sink faucet, where it's also super-tilting to have low pressure when trying to rinse off dishes.
    Can we have one god damn fucking thread where someone doesnít bring up Trump?

     
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    Druff takes monster shits I bet. Do you stay regular?
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    idk how old your kid is but i know teenagers carry more viral load than anyone

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    Stop with the saran nonsense and start buying Stretch-tite, the one in the yellow box. It's been the better product for years now.

    Seriously. Way better.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Stop with the saran nonsense and start buying Stretch-tite, the one in the yellow box. It's been the better product for years now.

    Seriously. Way better.
    Bump. This is perhaps my most real-world useful post in years, I'll be damned if this thread is gonna drop off the first page so fast.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Onestep View Post
    Druff takes monster shits I bet. Do you stay regular?
    I'm too regular

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Stop with the saran nonsense and start buying Stretch-tite, the one in the yellow box. It's been the better product for years now.

    Seriously. Way better.
    Bump. This is perhaps my most real-world useful post in years, I'll be damned if this thread is gonna drop off the first page so fast.

    I didn't forget - I've just been busy the past couple of days plus I have a bad habit of procrastinating and/or not following up at times.

    i dont know why ive never heard of this stuff before until now, but I finally found some...


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    A couple of stores didn't carry this brand but I eventually found one that did.

    I haven't opened the box yet but probably will this weekend and I'll update my findings

    Thanks for the tip!

     
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    I use Tupperware, no wrap.

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