Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[RMS9]

Wow, SerpentStar is really a special kind of stupid.

Comment gold. Surprised that first one hasn’t been deleted yet. Maybe he’s getting lazy in that area these days.

[Forum Wars]

Go to 4:06 of the latest video





OK, Chrissy. You've gone parasailing 500 yards above the Pacific Ocean. Sure, they saved the 3x (illegal) rope just for you.





In Mexico, the restriction is even tighter, I believe.





Boy, this scam-fuck puts these lies out like it's truly nothing...

[zealanddonk]

Go to 4:06 of the latest video





OK, Chrissy. You've gone parasailing 500 yards above the Pacific Ocean. Sure, they saved the 3x (illegal) rope just for you.





In Mexico, the restriction is even tighter, I believe.





Boy, this scam-fuck puts these lies out like it's truly nothing...

He probably did it in Macau when he came second in that big Baccy tournament......

[BedWetterBettor]

Speaking of fake 1986 Little league World Series Heroes, I found the info for Chrissy’s bastard brother Drew!

https://m.facebook.com/1584069899/



Interestingly enough, he actually Got In to College where as his older brother flunked out of High School! No wonder little Kyle hates college so much, all the men in his family from brother to the co-signer of his car went there and he couldn’t get accepted!

Does he think his brother was scammed for going to college?? Or is it just resentment that Big Daddy Paul Mitchell liked Drew more than him?

And Fatboy Chrissy posted about having a craving for chocolate so he bought a Kit Kat bar and Cocoa Pebbles cereal. Lol, yea Mr. Health fitness eating a box of processed sugar and ingesting tons of High Fructose Corn Syrup is Really wise! He’s too dumb to just get a chocolate protein bar or even a Kind bar would be better choices!
Sorry if this FB page was posted before but I don’t recall seeing it, so I’m posting it!

[TheRivers]

Wow. He actually humanely responded to a comment where someone is disagreeing with his no fear attitude. Could we be seeing a different kind of Chrissy…actually being nice to the people he’s trying to scam??

Seems like he may be getting tips on how to present himself better. Might his big investment have been in a publicist?

[zealanddonk]

Wow. He actually humanely responded to a comment where someone is disagreeing with his no fear attitude. Could we be seeing a different kind of Chrissy…actually being nice to the people he’s trying to scam??

Seems like he may be getting tips on how to present himself better. Might his big investment have been in a publicist?

"Keithy, I"m only making $150k/m and want to make $250k/m, what should I do?"

"Chrissy, stop being a cunt."

Now, thats million dollar advice.

[BedWetterBettor]

Weird happenings in the last few hours, Chrissy tried to do a live play session in real time stream but then got scared and stopped it. YT said the stream was “removed by the uploader.” So he either accidentally hit “stream live “ or something went very wrong!

If anyone caught a glimpse of it, let us know. Otherwise not much to report as he put out another stupid pre-recorded video where he literally plays one hand of BJ for $10, gets a 20 and wins, and then leaves because he’s too scared to play more BJ. Lol what a buffoon!

Then he switches to Baccarat, wins two or three hands and runs away to Roulette where he does bullshit yapping about how smart he is and how he plays for low rollers. I couldn’t make it to the end it was so bad. I’ll let ZD take this one to task!

[Phantom Limb]

He's live right now (2:20pm eastern). I can't stick around but give him hell.

Someone asked how to quadruple 1000 in 2 days and he went on about how to make $5000. Complete moron.

[TheRivers]

I only listened to the first couple of minutes of the live garbage and I’m laughing my butt off. If you want to meet him and spend the day with him (no longer offering for you to stay in his suite) this service now costs…wait for it….$25,0000. You can’t make this stuff up…but clearly Chrissy can. But hey…why not spend this….by spending the day with him you’ll make over your lifetime “easily over a million dollars”. LOLOLOLOL

Says his “investment” was 250K and that he has made over 3 million gambling over the last 2 1/2 years (after paying off the half million he supposedly lost). Says he has a company he has contracted that he pays 17K per month and also donates 10K per month to charity. All of this while living in a rented house with no furniture (and he acknowledges that he paid 6 months rent up front).

[BedWetterBettor]

Unshaven gray beard and mismatching makeup on his face and bald ass head! For a “pretty boy” you’d think he’d know to match his skin tone with makeup! Guess Brandon is the expert on that!



Also slurping down more Diet Dr. Pepper, the healthier soda, lol! Guess he can’t afford zevia or a better alternative!

He gets asked if it’s a risk to walk around with 50K which he answers “of course it’s a risk, but it’s also a risk to work a 9-5 job for 50 years…” Yep, risking all that time to have a peace of mind to pay your bills, have health & dental insurance and then live a comfortable and secure retirement!! What a Huge risk that is!

Or you could place $1 bets, then chase those losses with $7 bets and $14 bets to lose over $50 in 2 minutes! But when you win your 4th Marty you end up with $3 profit, who wouldn’t wanna do that folks?!?

Pretty much same old nonsense except when he predicts how the Masturbation mind meetings in August will be better than the last and somehow promises the September Masburation event will be even Better! Apparently Miss Cleo Chrissy here is clairvoyant and can just predict things that will happen After things haven’t even happened yet!

He does tell the truth around 28 minutes when asked “how to talk to and pick up women” When he admits he doesn’t talk to women or try to pick them up for over 10 years. Funny he’s only been married for 7 or 8 years to the best of my recollection, so was he involved in something in 2010 that would stop him from picking up women?? Ohhh yea!!!

Quickly followed by More stupid claims that even though he only shows one account with a loan from Big Daddy Foster of $360,000 he made over 3 million the last 3 years… Bahahahahahahahahaha! Complete Lie!

The says he just spent $250 Grand on the internet consultant service… lol yea sure! More like $25 on a weebly domain that a 12 year old could program!

Speaking of programs, he’s asked about if he watches the news and worries about Online gambling becoming illegal soon and he goes on a wild rant about watching TV and how millionaires don’t watch TV::::cut to his yellow sweatshirt video where he loses and blames his kid and the Two TV’s he has on as the reason for his losses::: Complete Lie!

I’ll let ZD handle the rest and have fun with this one!!

[PositiveVariance]

All of this while living in a rented house with no furniture (and he acknowledges that he paid 6 months rent up front).

It’s funny how Chrissy somehow thinks that paying 6 months in advance is somehow a good thing. It tells the entire world his credit is shit and they required 6 months in advance to rent to him. It’s also probably a 6 month lease. It’s possible his last McDonald’s owning landlord for his Vegas condo didn’t check his credit, he likley bullshitted his way in there. Imagine claiming to be a multimillion but unable to get a 6 month lease on a house, without paying the entire 6 months plus deposit up front. Krissy, the word “multimillionaire” and paying a required upfront lease on a rental house do not go together. I like the “Krissy with a ‘K’” . It fits his gayness. It would make a good name for his next porn character.

Chrissy, your absolutely pathetic.

[JeffDime]

Can you imagine the amount of loads Chrissy would of dropped if he was a few inches taller? There would be probably 1,000s of Bubs clones out there.



https://www.mensjournal.com/health-f...onate-w209421/

Think I found a photo of Chrissy trying to pull a fast one and donate a load.

[zealanddonk]

All of this while living in a rented house with no furniture (and he acknowledges that he paid 6 months rent up front).

It’s funny how Chrissy somehow thinks that paying 6 months in advance is somehow a good thing. It tells the entire world his credit is shit and they required 6 months in advance to rent to him. It’s also probably a 6 month lease. It’s possible his last McDonald’s owning landlord for his Vegas condo didn’t check his credit, he likley bullshitted his way in there. Imagine claiming to be a multimillion but unable to get a 6 month lease on a house, without paying the entire 6 months plus deposit up front. Krissy, the word “multimillionaire” and paying a required upfront lease on a rental house do not go together. I like the “Krissy with a ‘K’” . It fits his gayness. It would make a good name for his next porn character.

Chrissy, your absolutely pathetic.

With the 6 months thing, would he be able to honestly apply it to his taxes as a deduction?

Alternatively, a discount for 6 months in advance is about the only thing that makes sense here.

You'd think he'd be happier in his videos now that he isnt playing to win the rent money.

[zealanddonk]

Another blessed day: 2 videos form chrissy (with a quick costume change in between)

He starts the day with a grab bag of gambling then does a live chat session which are notoriously bad.

His original plan was to live stream on youtube him gambling but he couldnt figure out how to make it work, so he went with the chat instead.

Anyways this is video 1:
"Professional Gambler Christopher Mitchell Plays Blackjack, Baccarat and Roulette In This Video."
Red Nike Top, less than 17 minutes.

Last closing balance: 2434.53
Start balance: 3761.13
End balance 3872.13


1m 52s We jump right in with a nice early COMPLETE LIE
Claims if you have been watching every day for the last 3 weeks, you'll have seen it grow from $150 to the current balance.
Aside from the issue he hasnt been crapping out videos every day, the balance 3 weeks ago approximately, was $1500, not $150.

He claims its from short 5-10-15 minute sessions (assumedly a lot of them) and forgets (probably because he lost), that he had a $716 sports bet amongst this mess.
So, no, just playing Spinny Spinny wont grow the bankroll the way he claims.

if only documentation bet conversation and he showed his daily transactions like he did once awhile ago

4m20s clains hes been playing on the site for a year and a half.
(feels longer for rsome reaosn)

Claims he withdraws every 2-4 weeks, and then claims he's made 6 figures on the site
Granted that figure can be anywhere between $100 000 and $999 999 it is a really odd way of phrasing it.
Given we've seen his whiteboard nonsense in December where he was claiming to be making $100k a month almost, you'd think he'd say "half a million" or something similar.

Claims the website wont ban you, unless you are making a million dollars a day.
He used to say they'd ban cheaters as well, but he seems to have forgotten that.

Interesting note, he is using Chrome and hasnt updated it since the advisory this morning.

He shows us today's username is "sunshine" and he states he changes it every day (something he has said previously).

Chrissy the rgeatest Blacky player ever gets a 20 on his first hand vs dealer's 9, stands, and wins!!!1111!!!11!!!!1
So, he runs to Baccky.

Chrissy's Baccky betting strtaegy is "whatever is at the end of my balance", bets $11, loses, bets $30 wins, bets $18
Back to chucking Monster and sniff-snorting right afterwards.

Chrissy fires off half an excuse "I woke up at 6am" as he places a $70 banker bet after losing his $18 and $30 bets.

And the $70 bet loses, so now its $170 on banker.


15m claims hes a master of Blacky, Baccky, and Spinny.
He seems to forget his claims earlier in the week he doesnt play Blacky any more and that his no bust is hardly a mastery.

Chrissy woins a $70 roulette bet, gives us a hollar at ya boy, a booyah and then breaks his arm patting himself on the back for creating the mitchellgale system that gave him all this extra profit.

He brags some more then buggers off.

[PositiveVariance]

It’s funny how Chrissy somehow thinks that paying 6 months in advance is somehow a good thing. It tells the entire world his credit is shit and they required 6 months in advance to rent to him. It’s also probably a 6 month lease. It’s possible his last McDonald’s owning landlord for his Vegas condo didn’t check his credit, he likley bullshitted his way in there. Imagine claiming to be a multimillion but unable to get a 6 month lease on a house, without paying the entire 6 months plus deposit up front. Krissy, the word “multimillionaire” and paying a required upfront lease on a rental house do not go together. I like the “Krissy with a ‘K’” . It fits his gayness. It would make a good name for his next porn character.

Chrissy, your absolutely pathetic.

With the 6 months thing, would he be able to honestly apply it to his taxes as a deduction?

Alternatively, a discount for 6 months in advance is about the only thing that makes sense here.

You'd think he'd be happier in his videos now that he isnt playing to win the rent money.

Generally you cant deduct home rent on your taxes. He may be able to claim a portion as a “home office” for his scams but I’m not to sure of the tax laws in that area.

I would be surprised if the 6 month advance payment was anything other than him and Tuna being shit for creditworthiness.

I would also be curious if he rented it through a property management company or a private landlord.


Property management companies usually get A+ renters. They would prefer someone with excellent rental history and good credit over someone with shit credit that will pay in advance. If someone pays in advance when the 6 months is up at that point they can stop paying. Also depends on the state as the eviction laws vary how long they can stay without paying.

I personally would take excellent credit over shit credit with 6 months advance payment. Now if the shit credit renter gave 6 months plus 3x deposit I would let them rent. They stop paying you start the eviction process immediately. With 3x deposit you usually won’t lose, unless they tear the house up.

[zealanddonk]

Video 2: White Nike top
42 minutes of nonsense, no gambling because he cant figure out how to set it up for youtube, despite being the greatest gambler ever.

As a note, the art work from yesterday is not present in this or the red shirt video [the plot thickens].

As is the case, sometimes the live stream replays are jittery.

3m 13s The live rentboy sessions that were previously $10k that no one wanted are now $25k for 1 day, as opposed to the old 10k 48hr sleep over events
What makes it worse is, he had previously said he wasnt doing these any more.

6m claims he is taking time out of his schedule to be with us for free, and desperately wants people to tell him which countries they are from.

Acknowledges half of his closet is Nike gear


7m 25 reminds us no room for emotions at the casino, despite his 5 F bomb rants just a few days ago.

7m 35s claims he does not teach a lot of new stuff, just repeats stuff to retrain your brain
Yeah no kidding.


I cant watch any more of this, it keeps buffering, and it is nonsense at best.
I might try again later.

[Tariq Reed]

With the 6 months thing, would he be able to honestly apply it to his taxes as a deduction?

Alternatively, a discount for 6 months in advance is about the only thing that makes sense here.

You'd think he'd be happier in his videos now that he isnt playing to win the rent money.

Generally you cant deduct home rent on your taxes. He may be able to claim a portion as a “home office” for his scams but I’m not to sure of the tax laws in that area.

I would be surprised if the 6 month advance payment was anything other than him and Tuna being shit for creditworthiness.

I would also be curious if he rented it through a property management company or a private landlord.


Property management companies usually get A+ renters. They would prefer someone with excellent rental history and good credit over someone with shit credit that will pay in advance. If someone pays in advance when the 6 months is up at that point they can stop paying. Also depends on the state as the eviction laws vary how long they can stay without paying.

I personally would take excellent credit over shit credit with 6 months advance payment. Now if the shit credit renter gave 6 months plus 3x deposit I would let them rent. They stop paying you start the eviction process immediately. With 3x deposit you usually won’t lose, unless they tear the house up.

Hey, I've been following this entertaining CM thread for a while and this is my first post because I thought I could provide some semi-useful info...

Anyway, the house that CM is renting is owned by an LLC and that LLC is owned by a Realtor that also works for the real estate company that the house is listed under on Zillow.

So it's a private landlord who also happens to be a Realtor.

[TheRivers]

One week ago….



Tonight….



This guy changes his tune.more than an iPod on random shuffle.

[zealanddonk]

Truly a blessed day, a 3rd video from Chrissy [chasing that $4k bankroll goal].

White Nike shirt, playing Blacky, 14m 25 long.

Short versiobn: Plays 7 hands, gets a blackjack.
1 hand he went no bust strategy against optimal, but either way would have won
1 hand no bust was wrong strategy and he lost.
5 hands optimnal strategy was to stand which he did.


Long version:

Last closing balance: 3872.13
Starting balance $3400.83
end balance 3508.83

He picked the name BadAss for this session

Claims his balance is over $4k but he's got a significant amount on baseball
Apparently $600 for a guy with a $300k+ gambling bankroll is significant?

So somewhere between finishing his grab bag, hosting his live stream, he "won" at least $128. If only he had documentation to prove this.


First hand: Chrissy has an 18 vs dealer's Q so "obvious" stand.
Dealer shows 3, catchs 8, beats Chrissy.

Hand 2, Chrissy bets $60, catchs 6+Q vs dealer's 7.
Wizard of Odds strategy would be to hit, Chrissy's no bust strategy would be to stand, lets see what he does.
3m24s the other players at the table have 18.20.18 and Chrissy says "Im going to stand, I think everyone else will, but there are a lot of idiots".
no one is hitting the 20, and no one hit the 18 per wizard of Odds.

Dealer busts out, If Chrissy had hit, he would have made 20, the dealer would still have bust and I'm sure we would have heard how great he is.

So, no bust still won, however optimal strategy would have also won.

5m5s LOL Chrissy initially puts out $25, says he'll bet smaller, but leaves it as $25.
He gets a 15 and then states "hurrr durrr I was gonna bet $10"

No wonder he doesnt play Blaccky very often, it gets too confusing for him.


Dealer has an 8 vs Chrissy's 15, what will our hero do?
Dealer has buried 5, catches 8, makes 21, Chrissy loses.
Chrissy was explaining the other players should have been playing no bust because two did bust, and their 10s would have bust the dealer.
So harder to analyse this, Chrissy choosing no bust was wrong, and he lost. Had he have hit he would have improved to 20 and possibly won, depending on how one of the other 2 would have played.

6m 10s Chrissy claims Blacky players are the dumbest in the casino because they have been brainwashed
Thats a bold claim by Einstein.
"When you bust you give up 33% of your chances of winning"
Again, chrissy needs to stay away from games that involve math.

Chrissy gets a 14 vs dealer's 5.
Correct strategy is to stand.

Chrissy claims that the player with 12 who hit is "very selfish" -- he'd know.
Dealer busts: Dealer would also have busted if the 12 had stood.

9m 40 Chrissy purposefully bets $25, and refers to his screenname of being a "bad ass".
Sure buddy, sure.

Chrissy gets a blackjack for his $25 bet.

Chrissy bets $10, gets a 13 vs dealer's 3 strategy says stand, Chroissy obviously goes no bust.

Chrissy then sits out because the shoe is almost at an end and he is scared he will lose some hands and be stuck martying on a new shoe.

Chrissy then states he made $108 in 11 minutes for a total of 7 hands.
Translating this back however it is 4 and a third units, and thats partly due to pulling that blackjack.

[TheRivers]

Favorite moment from the blackjack video was when he states that he is sitting out because he doesn’t want to be in the middle of a martingale progression when the shoe changes. I mean…of course this makes sense. The shoe absolutely matters when you’re not counting cards. The roulette superstition with believing the game changes when the dealer changes is his dumbest but this one is perhaps a close second.