Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

New video, yet another roulette video.
Unsurprisingly it has a clickbait title "Roulette Loss- Christopher Mitchell Bet His Entire Bankroll"
Red cap, red shirt, red face.

Chrissy goes go "allin" at the 9 minute mark, for $1200, but he wins [at least in the video he posted, how many times has this happened and lost, that we havent seen].

Will post a fuller review a bit later, gotta work my j.o.b

O and Chrissy being Chrissy says he went to church, "planted a $5k seed" and expected it to be paid back immediately
Talk about delusion, greed and entitlement.

[zealanddonk]

and here's the review:

Last close balance: $2425.97
Start balance: $2301.53
End balance: $2531.53

Short version:
Chrissy goes balls deep on his mitchgale system, and unfortunately wins his $1200 bet, otherwise it would have been (anal) tears before bed time.
Theres almost as mahy F bombs in this in the first 10 minutes as there is in the movie Casino.
Looks like a chimp since he hasnt shaved, later claims he went to church earlier in the day.
Claims he'll be doing the bounce strategy [which he does poorly]
He mentions an inner circle jerker named Steffano who is now unemployed and will be using his 401k to go gambling.



Long version:
Claims he has sports bets which is why his balance is lower.

Starts with an $11 bet. Loses.
$25 loses.
At this point, he doesnt know if he should be betting red or black [so much for strategy, or feel]
$55 bet loses:
4m 45: First F bomb because he lost his $55 bet
Remember all those times he tells us in videos and comment sections that he never gets emotional when gambling [except yesterday where he claimed he was human and sometimes gets emotional and thats why he loses] seems today is going to be different.

Switches to black, and puts down a $125 bet.

He remembers you need to sit out two spins when you get the win when using bounce.
However, ball lands green, another F bomb and we wait.

6m 34s Chrissy claims he just went to church, sowed a $5000 seed in the kingdom of God and fully expects that investment to pay off right now
I'm not sure if it gets any more greedy or entitled than that.

$275 bet, and now he's using his command the ball to land trick.
However from the spoilers, you know the ball aint listening.

$575 bet on red, leaving him just $1235 behind.
Remember kids, have you ever lost $1100 in less than 8 minutes at your j.o.b?

8m triple F bomb when his $575 bet loses. Remember kids, Chrissy does not get emotional when gambling

Sadly his allin bet of $1200 wins so we get the sermon on "doing whatever it takes".

Desptie yesterday's claims he often wins 1 in 3, occasionally 1 in 5 or 1 in 6, he states this was his 7th bet.

Claims he doesnt mind risking every penny he has because it pays off 95% of the time.

He then places a bet on red, and realises he was meant to be bouncing and picking some other nonsense.
Blames talking to the audience for it.
Also blames the lights.
Claims hes human and makes mistakes.

Claims the martingale system is from 1950s and outdated, and everyone should use his modern mitchellgale system [since he started with $11 and 6 spins later was tossing in $1200]

16m40s Chrissy shouts out to Steffano in his inner circle. Steffano just lost his job, cashed out his 401k and is going to become a professional gambler
Because nothing looks better on a cv than "did nothing useful for a month and got scammed by an idiot".

Tells us when he is up $191 that he'll stop at $200 and that should be the 20 minute mark.
As we know, the video goes 25 minutes...

23m he makes a $110 bet and loses.
So, after watching for 23 minutes he has made exactly $0.

Sadly, his next big boy bet wins and he finishes the video at $2531.53

[zealanddonk]

"TheRivers: Remember how he always claims you’ll never lose the first 6 bets you make on arrival in the casino (hence the win one and bounce strategy)? Ummm…oops."

That was yesterday, he's hoping his fans have forgotten that already.

[BedWetterBettor]

Arrrright, pay attention! So again, arright who did this channel?? A lot of videos over the last week, perhaps it’s Chrissy’s new web site manager?

It ain’t Vila that’s for sure!!! Lol!

[FRANKRIZZO]

[TheRivers]

Well I’ll give him credit about one thing…

At least he now gets that his most loyal suckers don’t have the money keep forking over every single time all at once…so he’ll accept installments. What a guy!!!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...ource=timeline

So…$3500 this time and it includes hotel, meals, and transportation. You also get three “surprises” that ha can’t talk about (if it’s the ability to have sex with him, Stacy and Brandon then I’m passing…but I’d consider it if it is Yolanda and Brandon’s ex girlfriend). Oh and he’s limiting this to 10 people now. Guess he’s not confident that 20 would commit to $3500…but perhaps his 10 repeat attendees would).

Oddly enough the dates of this are September 19-21. So if it winds up being in Vegas i’lll actually be there for those days Hmmm…sign me up!!!

[zealanddonk]

However much he donked off to Keithy is finally paying off:
He's realised he can hire 10 cheap rooms and pocket the difference.
Probably the same by arranging set menus at set times for parties of 12 [though he'll probably want a 13th guest so Chrissy can play Jesus].

10 is probably so he can get 2 limos, 1 with Stacey, 1 with him and move everyone at the same time, so no one is left to ask Brandon how well things are going ("I'd be on my 4th colouring book normally, but good news, still on the 3rd").

I wonder how much Keithy charges for his VIP spellin 'n' grandma events since Chrissy still cannot use apostrophes correctly.

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@TheRivers
I think 10 is a lot easier to sucker in, a lot easier to co-ordinate and at $3500, a lot less likely to cancel at the last minute due to emergencies or whatever.
Agreed it does look suspicious since its less than his normal 20, but I suspect it is more the ease of logistics and seeing how it goes than anything too sinister.

[zealanddonk]

Surprise #1 is "Guess who your bunk buddy is?" followed closely by Surprise #2 "Guess who is going to help set a record for most people spending 2 nights in a closet is"



I can admire him charging $2500 for $3000 worth of services becauses he's pulled discounts if the punters are also getting value for their money:
I really suspect it will work out cheaper for the punters if they booked and paid for everything separately however and he's just pocketing more profits for himself.

Do we know if this one is during the week because that is cheaper?

[Mrhorney]

His new deal is fantastic news 🗞

I’m in the process of booking a first class flight ✈️ from Englandshire , 7 night’s stay in the most luxurious suite in Bellagio , I thought 💭 overlooking the fountains just like Chrissy used to stay.
I’m not a greedy fucker so I will only bill 💵 Chrissy for 2 nights aaaaaaaaaaaand a Rolls Royce transport from the airport.

Of course this is before the life changing information from like minded VIP masterminds.

At just 3500 bucks it’s a deal, it’s a steal , it’s sale of the fuckin century.

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy just posted an 8m 48s video called "Winning $150 in 8 minutes" worth a stupid look on his face as the thumb nail.

I'm sure this will be a barn burner that ends with him running quickly after his profits.

[BedWetterBettor]

And Chrissy just posted an 8m 48s video called "Winning $150 in 8 minutes" worth a stupid look on his face as the thumb nail.

I'm sure this will be a barn burner that ends with him running quickly after his profits.

Funny thing about that is, he also posted this stupidity on his FB page yesterday, claiming he gambles while working out!



Notice the balance in the bottom left corner and the increase of the cents from .53 to .58??? Now that difference likely didn’t come from a baccarat win. But today’s video end balance has a cents balance of .23 in addition to being over $600 less than the gym photo “winnings”! Haha, he’s so dumb he can’t even get redeposits straight before posting. And he doxxed the name of his gym in Frisco as well. Wonder if someone was willing to swing by Lifetime Athletic on 4900 Throne Hall Way???


Foot note to Rivers: He took the screen shot in mid tabulation motion. When you “win” a bet of let’s say $15, it starts at 0.000 and rapidly runs up 1 decimal at a time til your win amount shows up. Similar to a slot machine running up the credits total and making dinging noises til it gets the proper payout!

[FRANKRIZZO]

lol at landing on zero

[zealanddonk]

Today's video, 8 minutes of idiocy: $150 in 8 minutes:
Wearing a yellow Nike tshirt.
Last closing balance: $2531.53
Today's start balance: $2284.23
Today's close balance $2434.53



1m Very odd claim that he pout $716 on baseball games which is why his balance is $2284
So somehow he won just under $500 overnight.
Predicton: We wont hear about those baseball games any time soon.

Chrissy starts with a $25 bet, loses, next bet is $75.
He's become quite the action junky over the last few videos.

Apparently the trend is your friend.

6m Chrissy tells us at the recent MM event it went 17 blacks in a row.
This relates to someone telling him to pick a side and martying until you win.
He called that strategy stupid, despite having shown it off this week [except, he was mitchgaling so going broke quicker].

He then demonstrates that _right now_ by betting one side and then staying when he wins.

Chrissy rambles a bit before realising he's win $150 and that it is a dealer change, so time to run away with his profits.
In real terms, 6 units in 8 minutes,

[zealanddonk]

O and Chrissy's channel now has a more professional background with cheap looking chips from a poker set.

Stacey and NVB [shoutout to NVB] are no longer included.

[Phantom Limb]

New backdrop in the garage that looks like Stacy tried to copy a Jackson Pollock (more likely they got it from a thrift store for $1.50). Pointless vid about "FEAR" full of nothing useful centered on a story that sounds incredible (in the literal sense of the word).

[BedWetterBettor]

Another installment of story time with Kyle Prescott! This time it’s about how he was afraid to place big bets and only did so after being down $12,000 by Martingaling in Baccarat! He also tells some idiotic story about he was afraid to cross the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco due to a fear of heights. He must’ve gotten over it when he realized his check from Colt Studios was on the other side of that bridge…you ready? YOU READY??



Little Kyle then regales us with a nonsensical casino story about watching an old Asian man at Bellagio with $1 million in chips playing $20K a hand in High limit baccarat. He keeps calling him a “Crazy Rich Asian”, which I’m sure the Asian community LOVES being called! So file that under another ethnicity Chrissy has offended!

First, a guy with anything over 200K Is likely going to want a Reserved table. I know this concept is foreign to Chrissy, much like owning a home. Chrissy even slips up and says the guy likes to play “by himself” and requested the table limit be raised to $1000 to ensure he is not joined by the lowly peasants that rent their homes their entire lives!

But of course Chrissy has no fear just chunking off $12,000 with his Brilliant martingale strategy! And he’s welcomed with open arms to this guy’s “unreserved” and “friendly” table. To which he then miraculously wins all his money back plus $1000 profit for his trouble!! And after Only paying $650 commission for an alleged 13 Banker wins in a row, he wisely stopped playing having suddenly conquered his fear of placing big bets which he admittedly never did before.

Problem is, nobody perfectly predicts when a win streak will end and it usually results in losing the One hand where it jumps back to Player. I’m sure he’ll Chrissysplain it as “derrrp well the heavenly voice spoke to me again and told me to leave the moment before the streak ended derrrp!” Or say some bullshit like, well it tied on the 14th hand so I left then! Just more tall tales that we can rip apart quite easily!

And lol at the Dollar Store painting he bought for the bunker!

[TheRivers]

“RMS9: It’s amazing how quickly he becomes the (self proclaimed) #1 of anything he touches. How delusional do you have to be to have this mindset? SMH.”

Exactly. He was trying to aell sports picks within a couple of w row of just getting into that and was also calling himself the greatest Roulette player in the world back when he still thought it made sense to play 20 inside numbers (but only the ones he would tell you about if you joined his inner circle). He also called himself the best Bitcoin investor but nowadays says he has advisors that tell him when to buy and sell.

[BedWetterBettor]

“RMS9: It’s amazing how quickly he becomes the (self proclaimed) #1 of anything he touches. How delusional do you have to be to have this mindset? SMH.”

Exactly. He was trying to aell sports picks within a couple of w row of just getting into that and was also calling himself the greatest Roulette player in the world back when he still thought it made sense to play 20 inside numbers (but only the ones he would tell you about if you joined his inner circle). He also called himself the best Bitcoin investor but nowadays says he has advisors that tell him when to buy and sell.

Nah, it’s clearly this guy, the former Best Baccarat Player In the world has now become the best/luckiest slot player in the universe!



Much like Pompsie and Chrissy, he makes himself look like an idiot commenting on every spin and proclaiming to be some kind of expert after very small wins!

Also curious that little Chrissy hasn’t posted another staycation getaway for 4th of July? You’d think this fake millionaire would at least scrape together some bullshit about he won $2000 or more, ate at a millionaire’s only BBQ and orders filet mignon instead of a burger, and then bought that painting at a high society art auction. Even though it looks like it was done by the talking gorilla from Congo!

But alas, nothing but another sales pitch video filled with lies. Which I’m sure now will be sub planted by a $1 - $7 max bet session of Roulette from chicken shit Mitchell!

[TheRivers]

Comment gold. Surprised that first one hasn’t been deleted yet. Maybe he’s getting lazy in that area these days.

[zealanddonk]

BWB has a solid breakdown of today's episode

Today's video is "Are you afraid to place big bets?"
With Chrissy wearing a whtie hood, and looking like a complete idiot staring at chips.
This look is even more stupid than the video of him explaining hiding money in Stacey's bra.

No gambling in the video [no surprises there as we are a week away from affiliate payouts].

This video has practically no redeeming qualities.



As a highlight, Chrissy has a picture in his background, which looks like a cheap knockoff of an expensive Jackson Pollock aka "That looks like it was done by a 3 year old"
Predictiom: Chrissy will claim the art work that looks like it was done by a 3 year old, was indeed done by NVB

He claims that placing the big bets is how to change your life: Oddly its losing the big bets that is life changing.

2m 30s starts his "Going over golden gate bridge" story which hes told a few times before.
sprinkles in a new detail, his friends laughed at him

It gets worse however he then states
the tattoo on my arm is phillipians 4:13 and says I can do all thing sthrough Christ
This seems to be the first time he's told us this.
Sounds like hes getting ready for some religious mania.

He then claims he said that phrase over and over outloud daily until he crossed that bridge.

Claims he got over his fear of everything because of this.

Claims he was making big money 2 and a half years ago, going to Vegas [you mean right as the pandemic was about to hit?]
Claims he was carrying $50k on him (so why does he only carry $20-25k now? afraid he'll lose it or be robbed?)

Chrissy repeats a story we've heard before about annoying an older asian guy.

Chrissy tells this story very poorly because literally no one cares how he feels about placing a $1000 bet, except for the "crazy rich asian" who really didnt want to be disturbed by someone like Chrissy.
The annoying thing about Chrissy is, he doesnt want to hang around poor people, yet in this story, its ok for him, a poor person to annoy a rich person

Complete lie: Chrissy claims he has hundreds of amazing gambling stories: We've heard 3, repeatedly.