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    CHEESE TORTILLA

    Ingredients: 1 flour tortilla, 1 handful shredded cheese (Great Value Fiesta Blend from Wal Mart)

    1. place 1 flour tortilla on microwave safe plate
    2. sprinkle handful of Fiesta Blend shredded cheese on tortilla
    3. microwave for 1 minute
    4. remove from microwave (careful it's hot)
    5. roll it up

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    people are going to refuse to acknowledge how great this is because they are autistic and feel threatened by change.
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    Where do you get your rollable plates?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Ingredients: 1 flour tortilla, 1 handful shredded cheese (Great Value Fiesta Blend from Wal Mart)

    1. place 1 flour tortilla on microwave safe plate
    2. sprinkle handful of Fiesta Blend shredded cheese on tortilla
    3. microwave for 1 minute
    4. remove from microwave (careful it's hot)
    5. roll it up
    Do you call it a “cheese tortilla” because you roll it up? Because if you just folded it over, it would be a quesadilla!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Do you call it a “cheese tortilla” because you roll it up? Because if you just folded it over, it would be a quesadilla!
    I’m pretty sure this is another Zap metaphor.

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    How high were you when you thought of this? Normally people think of things like who would win if you took a Pro-Biotic and an Anti-Biotic at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Ingredients: 1 flour tortilla, 1 handful shredded cheese (Great Value Fiesta Blend from Wal Mart)

    1. place 1 flour tortilla on microwave safe plate
    2. sprinkle handful of Fiesta Blend shredded cheese on tortilla
    3. microwave for 1 minute
    4. remove from microwave (careful it's hot)
    5. roll it up
    gosh that seems complicated...can you make a demo video and post it on youtube?



    also, should it be service bachelor style? -- that is eaten directly off the safe plate while standing over the kitchen sink
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    picture thread coming early october. Drug free btw except for coffee, sugar free energy drinks and nicotine vape

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    picture thread coming early october. Drug free btw except for coffee, sugar free energy drinks and nicotine vape

    Then you're not "drug free" btw. And I wasn't judging you. The concept of the post seemed a bit stoner-ish. I was actually curious how high you were when you conceived the notion. But, since you weren't, I was guess I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    picture thread coming early october. Drug free btw except for coffee, sugar free energy drinks and nicotine vape

    Then you're not "drug free" btw. And I wasn't judging you. The concept of the post seemed a bit stoner-ish. I was actually curious how high you were when you conceived the notion. But, since you weren't, I was guess I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Ingredients: 1 flour tortilla, 1 handful shredded cheese (Great Value Fiesta Blend from Wal Mart)

    1. place 1 flour tortilla on microwave safe plate
    2. sprinkle handful of Fiesta Blend shredded cheese on tortilla
    3. microwave for 1 minute
    4. remove from microwave (careful it's hot)
    5. roll it up

    *hits CTRL+P

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    this is fantastic thanks Zap can we throw a few chives on this or maybe some tomatoes?

    some one should start a thread on making gourmet food...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Ingredients: 1 flour tortilla, 1 handful shredded cheese (Great Value Fiesta Blend from Wal Mart)

    1. place 1 flour tortilla on microwave safe plate
    2. sprinkle handful of Fiesta Blend shredded cheese on tortilla
    3. microwave for 1 minute
    4. remove from microwave (careful it's hot)
    5. roll it up
    Do you call it a “cheese tortilla” because you roll it up? Because if you just folded it over, it would be a quesadilla!
    back in the 90's i use to frequent bobby valentines sports cafe in stamford, ct.

    the menu items were named after ball players. one item was called the bobby bonilla quesadilla.

    my cousin hit the jackpot one night as there was buffalo wing inside his that wasn't suppose to be there.
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    Throw in a couple jalapeno slices and dip it in sour cream as you go.

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    add refried beans and now you got a party
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Ingredients: 1 flour tortilla, 1 handful shredded cheese (Great Value Fiesta Blend from Wal Mart)

    1. place 1 flour tortilla on microwave safe plate
    2. sprinkle handful of Fiesta Blend shredded cheese on tortilla
    3. microwave for 1 minute
    4. remove from microwave (careful it's hot)
    5. roll it up
    Do you call it a “cheese tortilla” because you roll it up? Because if you just folded it over, it would be a quesadilla!
    Also, it’s a hellava lot better if you briefly pan-fry the folded tortilla in a cast iron skillet on both sides after taking it out of the microwave to give the tortilla a light toasting, else it will tend to be soggy.

    Also, where’s the salsa. Is this thread populated by Philistines???
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Do you call it a “cheese tortilla” because you roll it up? Because if you just folded it over, it would be a quesadilla!
    Also, it’s a hellava lot better if you briefly pan-fry the folded tortilla in a cast iron skillet on both sides after taking it out of the microwave to give the tortilla a light toasting, else it will tend to be soggy.

    Also, where’s the salsa. Is this thread populated by Philistines???
    nobody's got time for that shit and your mom is a philipino

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post

    Also, it’s a hellava lot better if you briefly pan-fry the folded tortilla in a cast iron skillet on both sides after taking it out of the microwave to give the tortilla a light toasting, else it will tend to be soggy.

    Also, where’s the salsa. Is this thread populated by Philistines???
    nobody's got time for that shit and your mom is a philipino
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    lol @ mumbles philipino mom
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs



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