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    I have a hemorrhoid

    Fuck it sucks. It just came all of a sudden, out of nowhere. I did the creams and wipes and went to a doctor. He basically said he could 'tie it' but there was no guarantee it would not come back. He suggested losing weight, that was likely the issue. I used to be in perfect shape in 2005. I am now 20 lbs heavier so I am going that Rob Lowes Atkins. Fucking sucks, worst moment of my life outside being broke in 2008.

     
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    You need to lay off the #BIGAPPETIZERS

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    1. At least you spelled it right.
    2. 20 lbs on top of a thin build would not cause this, 20 lbs on an already fat body could.
    3. Are you constipated, if so get miralax and take everyday. Stay away from cheese.
    4. Never ride a bike.
    5. Tell OSA to say out of your ass.
    6. It will resolve with regular applications of creams and suppositories and time.
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    Addiction to opioid painkillers can cause haemorrhoids so I'm told.
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    Time to hit the treadmill, fatty.

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    Wow this 278 pound oaf just called someone fatty.....typical.....

     
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    you need more insoluble fiber in your diet...fiber of this type doesn't readily get absorbed during digestion


    easiest way is to eat a handful of nuts each day and you'll move smooth


    now go to it
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    Swollen veins (hemorrhoids) can develop from increased pressure in the lower rectum due to: Straining during bowel movements. Sitting for long periods of time on the toilet.
    Bottomset...you are supposed to fix the toilets...not sit on them. Now the name "bottomset" is starting to make sense though....
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    They certainly do suck... Get some creams bro and eating better...

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