Originally Posted by
Dan Druff
Martin, you are a failure in every sense of the word, and everyone knows it.
You only "bring the hits" because your life is a neverending trainwreck, and people like to laugh at you. You still don't realize that, after over a decade of being the forum clown.
A few used to see you as a lovable loser, but that completely evaporated after what you did to hutmaster. Hut was the one and only guy who gave a shit about you and helped you at a time of extreme desperation. How did you repay him? You trashed the hotel room he got (cooking meth, no less), promised web work which you never delivered, and then stiffed him out of $500 before leaving town. You then jerked him around about the $500 for 18 months, and attacked him every time he tried to ask about it.
Once hut put the story out here, people realized you weren't a lovable loser. It was clear that you're just a loser.
You keep saying, "I'm a nice person", "I'm an affable person", "I try to treat people well", but it's all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone who has ever tried to befriend you or be nice to you has ultimately been fucked over. That poor darius_uk chap gave you $500 PLUS staked you, and you happily rolled him. You were run off of the flopturnriver forum because you ripped off tons of people there (rarely discussed, but true). And while you may claim those were youthful indiscretions in your 40s, we see the exact same behavior presently, hence the hustmaster story, the stealing cocaine story, the sneaking of a career scammer as your failsite's mod story, and countless others.
Everything you write about me is pure projection, and actually applies to you.
You're the most negative person on this forum, and almost every post you make is either attacking someone or sucking Donald Trump's dick.
No one can stand being around you in real life because you're an emotionally disturbed drunk who constantly causes a scene. Do you wonder why every time you meet up with forum people, it results in a LOL story where you either embarrass the other person or yourself?
The only reason you're not "despised in poker" is because nobody outside of this forum knows who you are, but that didn't stop you from embarrassing yourself at the WSOP when nearly the entire Amazon room wanted you escorted out by security. (Want me to tell that story again?)
You are a lonely old drunk in your 50s with no kids, no girlfriend, no friends, and no family that wants to associate with you aside from Mommy and Daddy from afar. That's why it was so easy to pack up and take a ship job serving shit on a shingle. You could leave for months at a time because you literally had nothing left on land.
When your liver gives out and you die at age 58, I'll be surprised if anyone besides your parents show up for the funeral.
You will never leave this community because it's the only thing left in your life that pays any attention to you.