I wonder what happened to Azzclown / Anal_Hershiser

[Dan Druff]

Also, handicapme is a totally normal guy in his late 20s, with a good job in NYC.

Because Brandon has had so many disasters with meeting forum people (seriously, he runs as bad in that as I do with customer service), I had to repeatedly assure Brandon that handicapme is 100% normal and meeting him would turn out fine. And it did, though it did indirectly lead to Lobstermacgate.

[hutmaster]

I don't bother to post much anymore because the game has changed

The game changer........

[donkdowndonedied]

Martin, you are a failure in every sense of the word, and everyone knows it.

You only "bring the hits" because your life is a neverending trainwreck, and people like to laugh at you. You still don't realize that, after over a decade of being the forum clown.

A few used to see you as a lovable loser, but that completely evaporated after what you did to hutmaster. Hut was the one and only guy who gave a shit about you and helped you at a time of extreme desperation. How did you repay him? You trashed the hotel room he got (cooking meth, no less), promised web work which you never delivered, and then stiffed him out of $500 before leaving town. You then jerked him around about the $500 for 18 months, and attacked him every time he tried to ask about it.

Once hut put the story out here, people realized you weren't a lovable loser. It was clear that you're just a loser.

You keep saying, "I'm a nice person", "I'm an affable person", "I try to treat people well", but it's all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone who has ever tried to befriend you or be nice to you has ultimately been fucked over. That poor darius_uk chap gave you $500 PLUS staked you, and you happily rolled him. You were run off of the flopturnriver forum because you ripped off tons of people there (rarely discussed, but true). And while you may claim those were youthful indiscretions in your 40s, we see the exact same behavior presently, hence the hustmaster story, the stealing cocaine story, the sneaking of a career scammer as your failsite's mod story, and countless others.

Everything you write about me is pure projection, and actually applies to you.

You're the most negative person on this forum, and almost every post you make is either attacking someone or sucking Donald Trump's dick.

No one can stand being around you in real life because you're an emotionally disturbed drunk who constantly causes a scene. Do you wonder why every time you meet up with forum people, it results in a LOL story where you either embarrass the other person or yourself?

The only reason you're not "despised in poker" is because nobody outside of this forum knows who you are, but that didn't stop you from embarrassing yourself at the WSOP when nearly the entire Amazon room wanted you escorted out by security. (Want me to tell that story again?)

You are a lonely old drunk in your 50s with no kids, no girlfriend, no friends, and no family that wants to associate with you aside from Mommy and Daddy from afar. That's why it was so easy to pack up and take a ship job serving shit on a shingle. You could leave for months at a time because you literally had nothing left on land.

When your liver gives out and you die at age 58, I'll be surprised if anyone besides your parents show up for the funeral.

You will never leave this community because it's the only thing left in your life that pays any attention to you.

Yep. Druff has some issues but they are minor. He runs a decent forum. Marty has literally had 7 forums. He would get depressed because no one post there, then deletes it in a spaz drunken episode. It is an obvious cycle repeated many times. It almost sounds like a modern fairlytale. Old troll looking fella hunched over furiously at his keyboard going to take over the world. (Maybe he is on some sort of tweak when he does this?) Then he has almost no one posting after he pours his heart into installing wordpress plugins. Then we see it all gone in some drunken late night freak out.

I never had any real info on Azzclown. Someone sent me a picture of Azzclown with some sort of story as to why it was real. It was very LOL and likely not him. It didn't matter, I went with it on Marty's site and he deleted the picture which made the whole thing more LOL.

Marty is awful. I did very very little to him. Showed up on here being nice to him when his dog died etc. It still didn't stop him from being as mean as he possibly could once he decided to do it. (Likely some "friend" of his wound him up) He is funny to laugh at because he is so incredibly deluded but he is never someone you want to associate with. Ask Chinamaniac to tell the WSOP story... and Chinamaniac is one of his "friends"

Basically Marty in his need to be liked so bad, actually becomes likeable. He is like a child in person. This can make him an amusing person to spend time around. Outside of that he is worthless as far as I can tell.

[Hockey Guy]

I think we can safely assume that Tyde has finally been fired, he was probably fired way back in November, for being a belligerent fucking drunk & is lashing out because he knows he now has no chance to finally turn his shitty life around.

[handicapme]

Also, handicapme is a totally normal guy in his late 20s, with a good job in NYC.

Because Brandon has had so many disasters with meeting forum people (seriously, he runs as bad in that as I do with customer service), I had to repeatedly assure Brandon that handicapme is 100% normal and meeting him would turn out fine. And it did, though it did indirectly lead to Lobstermacgate.

I still laugh at that situation and the insane more private aspects that happened.

Also thank you, will buy you a Pepsi and meal next time we meet.

[Bootsy Collins]

One of the biggest beat down these boards have ever witnessed was when Anal Hershiser skullfucked 408Mike to death. Just so fucking brutal.

[splitthis]

What Tyde does best is tell great stories of his travels and life, I hope he goes back to doing this because beefs with Druff are dull.

[limitles]

I'd rather meet up with Druff.

Nobody would rather meet up with Pockles.

This is just Deal being his usual idiotic trollish self. Pretty much any in-person meetup anyone has had with Marty has been a disaster.

Weissman, felon, Brandon, China, fuhoser, Micon, and countless others have put out horror stories over the years regarding their in-person interactions with Jewdonk.

The only reason to meet up with Pockles is to see if he's as much of a fuckup in person as he is on the forum.

They all reach the same unfortunate conclusion: Yes, he is.

About 50 different landlords, clients, and employers he's had over the past decade would agree.

Sorry, but I'd rather meet Tyde than you. Not that you aren't interesting and we might have a good conversation but
there would be zero potential for fun. It might not end well for either party but there would be lots of lolz with the Tydemeister

[limitles]

[limitles]

Assclown was a huge bitch btw
much like the majority here

[tyde]

there would be zero potential for fun

pretty much sums up Todd

nice job Les

[tyde]

Les make a gif of Thomas gargling on Doug Polks nutsack

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Les make a gif of Thomas gargling on Doug Polks nutsack

How old are you again?

[Gordman]

After much deliberation and painstaking analysis, I have announced the results of this debate; they are as follows:

[mulva]

jewdy and les on meth are pretty formidable tag team

[HoodedN]

After much deliberation and painstaking analysis, I have announced the results of this debate; they are as follows:

Ya this one wasn't really close. Jewdonk basically just repeated himself in every rebuttal while Todd was swinging for the fences

[SysOp]

as to tyde's comments about "Todd shitting on everyone and has never anything nice to say", if you listen to his show, he actually does say nice things about people in and out of poker, like David choo (sp?) said he's a GREAT player, just not flashy, should've been in the hall of fame, but due to the fail of the HOF, didn't make it.


He also goes out of his way to help random forum users with tips and even more, he also runs the site (at a loss) but still gives us all morons a place to vent our problems or opinions. Todd is obviously a better person than tyde wool ever get a chance to be. Thank you, Todd, for all the shit you have to put up with.



tl:dr TODD IS GOD.

[SysOp]

bottom line (lol) is that Azzclown doesn't post here anymore because he is sick and tired of this perpetual negative vibe on pokernerdalert

this failsite is FAR from the extraordinary buzz NWP had going in its heyday

none of the old school posters contribute here because they all fucking hated Todd

Micon was the glue that held it together

Todd thinks he can recreate that magic...but he is sadly mistaken

NWP/DD is gone forever

Rainman likes to think he can bring it back...but his personality (or lack thereof) makes that an impossibility

Micon despite his many flaws, was approachable, likable, and charismatic

Todd is unlikable and has no personality aside from his inherent gift for shitting on people

which is why this sorry ass excuse for a forum will remain stagnant

Azzclown was a TROLL, there's no reason other than life he stopped posting. Why would a TROLL give a fuck what Todd's site was or was not about negativity. HE WAS A NEGATIVE TROLL jfc

[sonatine]

bottom line (lol) is that Azzclown doesn't post here anymore because he is sick and tired of this perpetual negative vibe on pokernerdalert

this failsite is FAR from the extraordinary buzz NWP had going in its heyday

none of the old school posters contribute here because they all fucking hated Todd

Micon was the glue that held it together

Todd thinks he can recreate that magic...but he is sadly mistaken

NWP/DD is gone forever

Rainman likes to think he can bring it back...but his personality (or lack thereof) makes that an impossibility

Micon despite his many flaws, was approachable, likable, and charismatic

Todd is unlikable and has no personality aside from his inherent gift for shitting on people

which is why this sorry ass excuse for a forum will remain stagnant

Azzclown was a TROLL, there's no reason other than life he stopped posting. Why would a TROLL give a fuck what Todd's site was or was not about negativity. HE WAS A NEGATIVE TROLL jfc

calling azzlown a troll is like calling mt fuji a hill.

[SysOp]

calling azzlown a troll is like calling mt fuji a hill.

I'm just saying, tyde was portraying him as a normal, everyday type poster. The fact that he doesn't post here because of Todd, is nothing more than preposterous.