this is global poker in a nutshell

[limitles]

There is a disconnect going on in this thread. You're either the biggest dupe sado masochist fool on earth or you still have mommies money drawing in. No one else comes back for regular beatings and brags about it. Maybe just really dumb

[mulva]

There is a disconnect going on in this thread. You're either the biggest dupe sado masochist fool on earth or you still have mommies money drawing in. No one else comes back for regular beatings and brags about it. Maybe just really dumb

insert nick cage pushing shopping cart in liquor store gif here

[Ballhawknet]

With out commenting on your poker play , as I admit , you are much better than me even though Ive
managed to squeeze out a better profit than you on global ... i know i know , its a set up ... ... i dont
understand how you routinely bust in the very early levels , 10/20 - 30/60 .. .. but what do i know ?


My heads up offer still stands when you pull together 100 bucks to play heads up ( a little surprised you declined since you are so much better than me ) I think I deserve a rematch from the PFA spring tourney since you threw thatin my face .

Druff has my money and I am ready to donate ... Best of 3 , 5 , 7 ..whatever .

[thesparten]

At least they increased the gtd on the tournament,s across the board (kinda)

Now if I can find a tournament that has something longer then doubling up the blinds every 3 minute with 2kstaring chips.

I only play a couple of the tournament,s that are "closer" to normal.

I refuse too support the hyper hyper Uber hyper totally ibet hyper turbos short stacks they run all the time.

U gotta wait and plan.out the good ones.

closer to normal is 10 minute levels....i don't even consider anything less....lol

thing is, the higher the buy in the better the players, and while you usually won't suffer the kind of beats that i post as often, it' harder to go deeper, as they're less likely to stack off with goofball hands. i really have the 3+1+1 by in down to a science. this tourney requires you to do stupid shit in order to advance further,,and stuff u really can't do in normal higher buy ins with better players.

but you still have to beat the ridiculous machine, which is impossible.

ABSOLUTELY!!

I only play(support) the 10 minute blinds tournament,s but u go-to look for them.

Preferably no reentry or add on but I'll take ant 10min tournament.

I kinda have PTSD from acr with those reentries, everyone just banging bullets is anoying especially when 4,7 off is a favorite?!!!

But nonetheless will play any 10min tournament and just keep my head down for a while untill the it passes or I have a big +ev..

But then again, all those fucken quads squashing my full house and the like.

But it is entertaining in a wierd way..

I keep on seeing advertising for global around here and have yet to see any jersey online advertising for poker??

Never understood why the jersey sites NEVER advertise anywhere on any platform.

[thesparten]

There is a disconnect going on in this thread. You're either the biggest dupe sado masochist fool on earth or you still have mommies money drawing in. No one else comes back for regular beatings and brags about it. Maybe just really dumb

Maybe he doesn't have a job shoveling hay or too busy being poor with no opportunity but wants the rest of us to pay for all of Mexico,s pre natal care and worry about there upward mobility and if there kinds can go to university for free too..

Keep on shoveling and dreaming about dental care and March for higher minum wage for the only store that hires in your town.

In the Bronx the illigals have 3 dentistas and 2 pharmacias and a clinic on every fucken block and pearly whites for teeth.
U people are sooo lost.

[mulva]

all hands taken from 1 game.

it was a doozy.

before the break AA QQ JJ TT 88 and 77 all got cracked. aces (3x), tens and 88 twice.

i kid you not.

then i ran into 2 hands just before break.

i guess i got unlucky again




and again




i add on after having a top 5 stack gutted from the above hands. to sit around 5k

2nd hand back from the break......obv loser as KK was the only pp yet to be cracked

[mulva]

if you had to trust the global poker machine and what they do with a 5 card spread as an analogous life or death situation on giving you a fair chance, would you even consider using them as a vehicle to do so?

the answer everyone would say is no...all people would say is that i don't trust them in that matter...

but that won't stop most from pumping in their money and using it for poker, as it's not a life or death situation, it's only a rape crisis that we pay money for

think about it

[thesparten]

As a segment for the next show, druff should play global on air and we can ALL hear the amazing situations that global rng will put druff in.

It will he hilarious when druff keeps on getting beat hilarious unbelievable hand after hand.

[big dick]

you really are an idiot sparten

[thesparten]

As a segment for the next show, druff should play global on air and we can ALL hear the amazing situations that global rng will put druff in.

It will he hilarious when druff keeps on getting beat hilarious unbelievable hand after hand.

Ugh!!
This is still a poker site, right??? And the show has the eccense of online pokerr playing, right??

And im sorry you all can't suck my dik at the same time, just take turns.

[RealTalk]

[mulva]

awesome day.

[mulva]

earlier..it was just as worse. if not more so

didn't even rebuy in game 1 as the disgust level from the previous day carried over.

game 1




and game two they stick it to me in more unreal fashion some more times




you can't even flop str8's and live to tell about it. the great equalizer is hitting the call button behind

[mulva]

last game of night..make FT

3 handed..epic comeback time................will it hold...nope

thought it might of had a chance being that i didn't have KK

[mulva]

have to get caught up

go pp.



look at this poor sap...yeah..i won this hand

pp are awesome



lets not forget the obligatory loss with AA or KK in almost every mtt you play at global




no cashes in these 2 games

[mulva]

another day. two more games. both were cashes and 1 FT where i couldn't get a mid pp home vs two overs shorthanded on the final table.

if anybody tells you that low/mid pp hold they're lying. you also have to pray with your big pp.

amazing i cashed both times as these were hands i had to overcome. first game was min cash, 2nd game was FT. i just remember the pitch fork in my ass




same game




again..same game




2nd game

notice the big pp taken down...notice runner runner




another crucial hand deep where a pp won't hold




went out shoving on ft short handed. obv it doesn't hold

[mulva]

if somebody can tell me the significance of why i posted this hand you will receive a pat on the back and 2 thumbs up from me.

[mulva]

yeah,..i guess this was just more variance

unreal as it is funny. yeah...we line up and put money in this machine


1 minute ago




5 minutes later.

lol

this place is criminal.




runner runner is a big part of grobul's programming. not even close to record number of times




i 3 bet all ain prefrop. get insta called





because i haven't been raped enough tonight.

[mulva]

2 games.

1st one out in 13th...anutta shitty min cash

look at this knob. calling his entire stack wit KTs preflop




2nd game....classic grobul polka.

villain call with open ender, and bam..hit runner runner trips to win...random rake generator is a money maker, baby...the gold standard for owner profits for the site

all you do is shake ur head playing here.....fortune favors the bold




same game and getting close to bubble......bend over....nice to see ace on river. as well....not to mention them throwing up the flush as well.....remember kids....keep hitn call button at grobul..

[mulva]