this is global poker in a nutshell

[mulva]

global poker is awesome.

i win all my pp like i should there.

best real life poker simulation game ever

[mulva]

i really can't get enough of this awesome place.

[mulva]

anatomy of 1 game and out during the 30/60 level even with a rebuy

i 3-bet shove all in....he calls




rebuy..soon after. villiain limps i raise 3xbb..villian shoves..been turning over chit and losing to everyone but me.

i call



this cripples me

down to 320. i get 1 double up to 640 and go busto with this hand all in pre-flop

all standard stuff

i was right about kap and i'm right about global poker

[FRANKRIZZO]

all those gapers , comeon let me see your graphs and .2 percent hits.

[mulva]

all those gapers , comeon let me see your graphs and .2 percent hits.

see my graph...lol

i know most u ballsniffers want to think im a losing player, and hope i lose..lol

if u scroll back halfway through this thread you see that i deposited 30 buck and have won over 2k. you'll see my graph which is incorrect as i have won more than they say. sharkscope misses many mtt's and i was there before they counted as well.

no wins were a luckbox bink accounting for a large percentage of winnings. just grinding

[FRANKRIZZO]

you seem like a nice strange little man as you described yourself not strange though. I hope u win lots. should be lots more

[mulva]

2nd game today.

all in preflop

AQ vs AQ vs Q8

so i lose the 50% chop and have to chop with Q8 when he they hit runner runner royal flush

just another day at global poker



i overcame the above

same game..getting close to bubble

loser limp called my all in preflop.

wham..i got him where i want him....

nope.

[mulva]

night wouldn't be complete without me losing with AA.

this is my 3rd and last game.

on bubble as well.

[mulva]

sah_24: You are never right about anything ...

sah_24: 0 chance you are a winning player ...

[mulva]

down to 2 tables. about ready to make an epic comeback.

ahhhhh no.

[mulva]

playing at global is like having all your nightmares come true.

[mulva]

the shit does not stop. ever.

all in on frop. obv i have to protect

lol the turn and river brings flush, str8 and bigger set

[mulva]

here's a good one. for the top 3 in chips

shit is so awful it hurts playing there because the horrible beats are constant

i have to walk away..........it's just unreal this place.

called me all the way down..so pissed i didn't even rebuy

[mulva]

bout ready to have a huge stack down to 2 tables.

nope.

lose the smaller pot to T9 and the brunt of it to AQ

obv all n prefrop

awesome....

my daily dose of aggravation never lets me down..i guess it could have even worse. it wasn't with AA or KK that i lost with

[mulva]

same as my 1st game. another min cash. how the fuck can you min cash 8-L10 mtt's and have shit to show for it, and not have one 1/2nd

grobul polka....that's how

down to 2 tables. playing gr8 shrt stack poker.

shove and dominate pre.

called by chit and no final table for me once again

doesn't matter how soft your opponents are. the machine will not let you win unless the stars are aligned

[mulva]

hey. i made it to the final table

how did i make out?

fuck you pay me obv

[mulva]

i wish i never would have to update this thread but they fuck you every mtt so it has to be done.

1st game. didn't make it to the break and add on.

lost with KK ..i shove get called..i lose...no biggy on the surface, but pp are joke here. don't let anybody tell you otherwise.



moving along...

blinds 100/200

get QQ in middle position..

early position min raise when he should be shoving his short stack...obv will call anything.....i oblige and 3bet it to 1000

late position villain facing a 3bet to 1k and knowing full well the shorty will push flats...(maybe he doesn't he's such a dumbass0

obv shorty shoves....i shove.....and donkey man call off all his chips and hits a beautiful runner runner wit hand that he should not of called preflop

this is standard result suckout at global.

complete and utter joke....100% not variance.

[mulva]

you're gonna love this one.

down to 2 tables

this is a quadruple suckout from preflop to river. each street.

lovely

btw..i had Q8 and i didn't play it. they give me bottom pair, st8 draw and trips on river as well

[mulva]

it just makes no sense to get fucked every game like you do here when you're in a dominating spot.

all in pre frop

fuck you pay me..this site is complete and total nonsense 24x7........and is truly what nightmares are made from

[mulva]

true definition of gettn it in goot and get fucked

this tool even call 500 preflop

nice to see he made his draw. they even brought the flush and bigger str8 on the river as well

im begining to think they can start fucking you at the player level and not just a universal squeeze against all



2 hands later. all in preflop



and finish me off after break.

no rebuy for me.

i shove <15bb in late pos in unraised pot

get called by AK in trouble wit KQ

hit Q on turn only to get fucked by the resuk and ace from space on river..lol 1 fkn card beats me

variance..yeah..that's what it is..every game it's variance don't question it just do it...like nike

of course they throw up the str8 as well