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    For those who believe it is rigged, why not stop playing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    For those who believe it is rigged, why not stop playing?
    There is most definitely something skewed.

    It's just the amount of donks combined with my competent mid poker skills allow for profit.

    Who folds or raises is not controlled.

    I've lost on every site I have ever played. I am not a rigtard.

    Yes , I will complain about huds and seat scripters and a rake back and structure that proactively helps the bumhunting nits bushwack recs under the pretense of playing a fair game of poker.

    More rake is good rake but fucken global card dealing is not card dealing.

    It's like Ed Norton from rounders is dealing the cards to get everyone in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Just fucken now!!!!

    I sit and fold every hand, no matter what!!(experiment)

    First hand, high pair with low kicker after flop.

    2nd. Low pair and a possible gut straight after flop

    3rd.. possible flush and possible rainbow straight after flop.

    4th. Mid pair possible flush after flop.

    5th. Middle pair Ace kicker. The winner had middle pair with a king kicker.(I folded pre flop as per experiment)
    Just now again..

    First hand . I have q,8 and flop is j,k,7.. the turn is 9.

    2nd... The flop is K, 10,9.. ONE GUY HAS A.,K.. ONE GUY HAS POCKET 4,S AND I HAD 10,J...

    CMOM MAN..ITS FUCKEN INSULTING AT THIS POINT.

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    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    meanwhile back at the halls of injustice moments later

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    This is literally the worst thread in PFA history

    Popeil you SUCK DICK at poker

    Jesus Christ I've never seen any player cry so much about losing a 70/30 or a coinflip

    Do you not understand that a big pocket pair is not a license to print money you fucking MUPPET ?

    This thread is a total abortion and you need to find another hobby other than poker immediately because you're a complete JOKE of a player.

    Losing your ass at poker has nothing what's over to do with Global....it's because you're a simpleton rigtard with a child like understanding for the game

    LMAO I've never ever ever seen anyone cry so much about losing with a big pair.

    There's a good reason why you block out your screen name and why you have never posted any carreer stats from Stars or Full Tilt...because 100% you're a LOSING player.

    Fucking idiot. Choke on n-word dicks

    You're an embarrassment to the game.

    DIAGF

    lock this shit thread already






     
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    BACK TO BACK LOSSES W/ AK..all in pre..obv

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    and after this one i EXIT on BUBBLE as AK CANNOT RUN DOWN QQ
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    hey tyde,..i knw ur flush w/ cash so why don't you pay back darius and even me........lol

    and after you do that jab a potato peeler in your ear and see what happens

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    BACK TO BACK LOSSES W/ AK..all in pre..obv

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    and after this one i EXIT on BUBBLE as AK CANNOT RUN DOWN QQ

    OMG I lost a coinflip

    ITS ALL RIGGED !!!

    LMAO

    Popeil you really are a huge joke

    fucking pathetic

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    For those who believe it is rigged, why not stop playing?
    Well because the rest of his terrible threads usually go completely ignored, and since Popeil is accustomed to having conversations with himself on his dupes, he's thrilled to finally be getting some attention

    Even if that means proving that he sucks huge cock at poker, he welcomes the responses from anyone.

    Such a strange little man

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    For those who believe it is rigged, why not stop playing?
    Well because the rest of his terrible threads usually go completely ignored, and since Popeil is accustomed to having conversations with himself on his dupes, he's thrilled to finally be getting some attention

    Even if that means proving that he sucks huge cock at poker, he welcomes the responses from anyone.

    Such a strange little man

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    i still haven't gotten a response back from CS involving withdrawals or types of them. i dunno about you...but global has me stoked about worldpay!!!!!! can you believe it. i was one of the lucky ones chosen!!!!!!!.

    so fucking lame. that response everyone got is fooling what, 5% of the people?...lol...i guess that equates into 1000's so in global's eyes it worked.

    god forbid they told people before hand. and you know why they didn't. because every fucker on the site would have withdrawn most/all of their money in 1 last paypal move....

    funny thing about it is not only are they full shit and lying to you about things, but these are kinds of replies are like what ebay use to do. you know when they disguised screen names. they said it was for security reasons, and in ways it's true. but let's get real here. the main reason they did it is to make it harder to spots shills and not have their CS agents spend every waking hour investigating a widespread problem which still exists today,...now less people report it because there's another layer of unknown added to it
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    shit never ends. bend over and get fucked practically every game. you play through it and think it's going to stop but it rarely does.

    i can only imagine how many laptops have been trashed because of this shit site. this constant run u down shit is criminal

    a few spots away from the bubble. obv all n preflop

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    NOBODY FUCKING CARES










    DIAGF

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    Good ol Tyde's projecting again huh ah well we still love him.
    Anyways
    Reminds me of Magic, lol @ 1 min mark rant about regulation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    For those who believe it is rigged, why not stop playing?


    Because that would make sense .

    Notice you NEVER see a complete hand history ... why ? Because that would leave Mulva open
    to the even more criticism on how he played the hand .

    Even spends the time to block out his screen name so we cant see that hes not the winner he claims ..
    Actually he is a slight winner overall .... but no where near his claim ... but im not going to out his name
    and chance not having these lol posts .

    If he actually kept track of how often he WASNT bad beat and stop wasting his time with these posts he would
    finally figure out that his bad " luck " was average and start focusing on more important things with his game .

    Go ahead and flip a coin ten times and let me know when you hit heads or tails ten in a row ...
    thats what tournament poker is to me .Tournament poker sucks if you dont have the mindset to understand
    how hard it is to win and beat the odds ( notice I didnt say get lucky )

    Mulva " i can only imagine how many laptops have been trashed because of this shit site "

    because that would make sense

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    lol @ this obsessed ball sniffer. you're gonna out my screen name.....lol ...suck my dick if you're gonna sniff my balls


    the dude would go to open lengths to hope i don't win like i should...why i have no idea? i guess mort is rubbing off on people and people are just fucking jealous or just love to hate..take your pick,,,it's one or all of those.......or maybe to make his shitty play and miserable poker track record seem better............lol. ...and gtfo


    get a life dude..either that or shag more fly bays at wrigley and make earrings out of them or whatever is you do.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballhawknet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    For those who believe it is rigged, why not stop playing?


    Because that would make sense .

    Notice you NEVER see a complete hand history ... why ? Because that would leave Mulva open
    to the even more criticism on how he played the hand .

    Even spends the time to block out his screen name so we cant see that hes not the winner he claims ..
    Actually he is a slight winner overall .... but no where near his claim ... but im not going to out his name
    and chance not having these lol posts .

    If he actually kept track of how often he WASNT bad beat and stop wasting his time with these posts he would
    finally figure out that his bad " luck " was average and start focusing on more important things with his game .

    Go ahead and flip a coin ten times and let me know when you hit heads or tails ten in a row ...
    thats what tournament poker is to me .Tournament poker sucks if you dont have the mindset to understand
    how hard it is to win and beat the odds ( notice I didnt say get lucky )

    Mulva " i can only imagine how many laptops have been trashed because of this shit site "

    because that would make sense

    LMAO

    totally ruined

    time to lock it up

    moral of the story ?

    POPEIL = TOTAL FUCKING GIMP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ballhawknet View Post



    Because that would make sense .

    Notice you NEVER see a complete hand history ... why ? Because that would leave Mulva open
    to the even more criticism on how he played the hand .

    Even spends the time to block out his screen name so we cant see that hes not the winner he claims ..
    Actually he is a slight winner overall .... but no where near his claim ... but im not going to out his name
    and chance not having these lol posts .

    If he actually kept track of how often he WASNT bad beat and stop wasting his time with these posts he would
    finally figure out that his bad " luck " was average and start focusing on more important things with his game .

    Go ahead and flip a coin ten times and let me know when you hit heads or tails ten in a row ...
    thats what tournament poker is to me .Tournament poker sucks if you dont have the mindset to understand
    how hard it is to win and beat the odds ( notice I didnt say get lucky )

    Mulva " i can only imagine how many laptops have been trashed because of this shit site "

    because that would make sense

    LMAO

    totally ruined

    time to lock it up

    moral of the story ?

    POPEIL = TOTAL FUCKING GIMP
    awsome situational read...jus like the way you stack off wit AX................................zingo
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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