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    can't make this up.

    1st game tonight

    eve though i've made some nice coin here, how can anyone defend this shithole

    lol, this shit is every day. almost every time i get a call all i do is lose.

    it's really hard to believe wut goes on at grobul polka.




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    Last edited by mulva; 08-28-2018 at 04:07 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    lol can't post it becuz they quickly dissolve the table

    dealt QcQh

    i raise 3bb

    frop comes rainbow Qs 2d 9d

    i bet pot get 2 calls

    turn comes 8d

    i bet almost pot..get to calls

    river comes Ad

    i check..

    villian 1 mins raises and gets call..i fold

    villian 1 shows Kd 6c
    villian 2 shows Qd Th

    ___________________________________

    samegame.

    this is a 6 handed game.

    down to 11 players.

    making crazy laydowns and playing gr8 poker

    utg limp

    fold to me i check wit QJ

    frop comes J 7 4

    villina lead out for 10K

    I shove all in

    he calls and rolls over nothing KT

    turn brings K and i'm out in 11th for another chitty min cash. if i win that i'm chip leader

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    Last edited by mulva; 08-28-2018 at 06:13 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    first game today.

    shake off all the constant bad juju

    nope.


    lost wit KK to AX in a hand i couldnt grab..and then this one


    i literally lose wit AA in almost every MTT i play in


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    thought your sharkscope showed you down 5k or do you play ring games that you are up on:? Plo ring is super soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO View Post
    thought your sharkscope showed you down 5k or do you play ring games that you are up on:? Plo ring is super soft
    niger plz. post said graph for optimum lulz
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    my bad it was some guy named notables graph

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    lol wtf r u posting
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    1st game today.

    this asswipe limps wit AK in late and slow plays it afterward. (at grobul that's a recipe for rape)

    i'm in sb wit 78


    frop comes 6 8 k

    i min raise lead

    bb folds

    villian flats me

    turn = 8

    i bet half pot

    villian calls

    river to come....1 fucking card beats me...K

    river drops K

    mother fucker...i check..he obv min bets and i call

    down to 9k and on bubble..if i win that i have 40k in chips in top 2


    fucking joke


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    i give up. how can you fucking win

    same game as above.

    i didnt bubble.

    down to 12 players.

    look down at KK

    raise to 5k...blinds 1/2k

    fold to bb...he call

    frop comes T 2 7 rainbow

    i bet pot......villain shoves..i intscall..

    poof..out in 12th 120 players i finish 12 ..i made $3.00

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    1st game today.
    i min raise lead

    If you're going to continue with this bed-shitting series of posts at least learn some basic poker terms. You can't min-raise lead. It's impossible. How can you raise when no-one has bet yet? And the reason you keep busting from tourneys is because you have a tiny stack. You've already fucked up. You're odds against to even win two 70-30s in a row, you're never going to win from blinding down while you wait for aces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    1st game today.

    this asswipe limps wit AK in late and slow plays it afterward. (at grobul that's a recipe for rape)

    i'm in sb wit 78


    frop comes 6 8 k

    i min raise lead

    bb folds

    villian flats me

    turn = 8

    i bet half pot

    villian calls

    river to come....1 fucking card beats me...K

    river drops K

    mother fucker...i check..he obv min bets and i call

    down to 9k and on bubble..if i win that i have 40k in chips in top 2


    fucking joke


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    this thread is so lol. Your ev is horrible. But you still win at least. Id like to see your graph. Good luck nigga.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    bad luck

    80 v 20 were the relative odds of you winning...big favorite, but not a lock--risk management to stay in play (that is, don't put a big portion of your bankroll into a single tourney, rather play a lot of smaller low buy-ins)

    review your hand histories for similar situations: high pair v suited connectors all in preflop, does your win percentage come close to 80?
    bs, he played the hand perfectly just unlucky

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    hey,..look at this.

    i finally got a pp to hold...obv i needed every bit of a straight flush to do it. as even the frush was taken away from me

    i had TT vs the same dude a few hands earlier and he hit a riva A

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    another miraculous runner runner from the runner runner dispensary or poker.

    yeah,i had this bitch right where i wanted here, alright.

    the play is so bad in this sector of mtt i play, and i still can't bink like i should

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    yes.....

    i shove preflop in late position AJs is the nutz early on in these mtt and they stack lightly.

    another runner runner.....yes

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    Last edited by mulva; 08-31-2018 at 09:17 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    1st game today.

    early hand ..mid position raises all in for 45

    i'm in sb i flat......

    bb shoves his whole stack 100bb...

    i fold my QTo

    the shove wasn't as bad until he rolls over AA. lol....so much for max value

    but at grobul polka there is no such thing as max value extraction. only max suckout extraction

    here is the runout. if he plays normal poker i get his whole stack

    i mean, he still loses as the chump wit 45 chips had a T for the str8

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    couple of hands later.

    nuttin like starting ur day off losing wit AA again.

    can't say i didn't see it coming...as u cringe t any call with them believe or not. that's what this place does to your psyche because they lose so often

    rigged poker is awesome. but fair because they do it to everyone there....amirite

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    okay....finish me off with a low pp that never holds

    late position limps. sb folds to me..i shove my 10bb

    limper calls rolls over 76o

    believe me when i tell you. this place is running huge rig against all pocket pairs at certain junctures

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    Last edited by mulva; 09-01-2018 at 02:36 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    How is this thread still going luls ... only on PFA

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    Quote Originally Posted by sah_24 View Post
    How is this thread still going luls ... only on PFA
    yeah,..i mean really. why question things. online polka has a long history of being fair and honest
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sah_24 View Post
    How is this thread still going luls ... only on PFA
    yeah,..i mean really. why question things. online polka has a long history of being fair and honest
    You are bad at math ...

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    look at this loser. calls my 9bb all in with T6 suited

    grobul delivers.

    they throw the A up for good measure on turn. really surprised it wasn't on river

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    it's a brand new day.

    it turns to shit quickly. all you have to do is spark up grobul polka for your daily aggravation.

    stay tuned as i'll either lose wit AA or KK at a huge juncture in subsequent games

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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