Willie is notoriously neutral and is trying to help you sound like less of a dipshit. Apologize and nap it out for awhile little guy.Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
true.
carry on now sucking tydes dick like you have been this entire thread. fucking tardball
How tall is Larry?
63 inches
This thread reminds me of old NWP days. Epic flame wars, testosterone-fueled chest thumping, challenges issued and rarely accepted, sick brags everyone knows are fake, epic gambling stories and Vegas meetups/lulz. Except if you left the old NWP for 24 hours you'd have 3 pages worth of threads to catch up on.
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HILLARY WON
lol at that old bag of dust ever doing a sub 5 minute mile. That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard.
I'm not a Larry fan....but this was his thread. Turned out to be another "Tyde can't handle his alcohol and attacks Druff" thread. Pretty much par for the course.
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this thread has met and exceeded my expectations.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
This thread delivers. Everytime Ive logged in for a week theres been a good 5 pages or more of new content. And you're right, its evolved multiple times. Thread of the Year
It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?
I was trying to figure out why this hit 50 pages. I see some mention of a taser etc which I can speak to.
The plan of Marty tasering Todd is not completely without merit. The idea was tossed around. That Marty would have this taser stashed nearby, then in the middle of combat, arm himself with said taser and emerge victorious from the melee.
This was back in the NWP days and things were ehh different.
Larr, the idiots who tease you about your height don't realize that humanities long run survival will hinge on being able to colonize outer space. Or so says Steven Hawking.my mom is 6'1 and my dad is 6'2
(1000th post!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And shorter/smaller humans are better suited to living there because they require less food, water, and oxygen to survive.
http://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/ind...?topic=33495.0
As such, your relatively smaller physical stature, if heritable, would give your descendents an advantage over the taller hosers in this forum who are slinging those barbs....
That is, provided they survive the brutal heckling and tortures dished out by the larger kids.
But they will probably have personal robots as bodyguards to help them navigate treacherous high school bathrooms.
So, stand tall, our smaller friend! Humanities long-term collective future may well hang chillfully in your tiny nutsack!
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Hey Lar, I'm a teeny tiny 5'3 Jew, too.
By the way, when you came out swinging a few days ago, I couldn't help but remember this:
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Honestly the paradigm shifting nature of this trip for Larry would make most kids in the make a wish foundation jealous
After Larry's last bout of morbid depression, he passed himself off as a 10 year old young Jew who was on his deathbed with a few dying wishes and sent this off to Make A Wish.
http://runt-of-the-web.com/make-a-wi...-three-pussies
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This is incredibly spot on.He is a just a degen drunk in Mexico, which is why he's back to playing micros on Stars after supposedly making all that money.
Martin's job at sea is not one which requires any kind of real skill or talent. However, it's a great job for lonely, broken down men who have no family, friends, or interests on land, so 6 months at sea is not a big deal to people like that.
Well, that's not completely accurate. There are guys who take these jobs in order to provide for their family back home. They basically sacrifice family time in order to make sure that the family is provided for, so I gotta respect that.
Then there's the Marty types, who take the jobs because they have nothing worthwhile going on land, and then take the money and either gamble it away or waste it to where it's gone within a very short period of time.
When Marty's parents die, and he presumably inherits half their money, he will be briefly in good financial shape. Within 6 months, he will be back to playing micros on Stars, and living in some shithole Mexico apartment.
He is almost 53 years old, and hasn't figured out how to live like an adult yet. Clearly he never will.
I think Kilgore has a crush on me.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
You're way too young for me, sugar.
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Last edited by Kilgore Trout; 07-02-2017 at 09:14 PM.
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Can this be your next TR?
Oh and nice youtube channel!
You're way too young for me, sugar.
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so you're into 3 somes.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
did this Kilgore Trout girl just compare herself to a carousel? Does this mean all we have to do is pay a few dollars and we can ride her? Even Larry if he's accompanied by an adult?
that's not a high bar to set, Kilgore. You could've at least posted a picture of the Iron Eagle or the Giant Drop.
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