***Leaving On a Jet Plane: Lost Wages Version: The Laffer WSOP Trip Report***

[LarryLaffer]

yeah im spinning. as i eat my breakfast and type this. im spinning.

actually i'm having a great day so far. LMK if you want to come to chicago. there's plenty of gutters to leave you in.

WHO PAID FOR IT ?

I had Brandon send me money via pay pal actually.

Thanks brother brandon!

[Dupe_Fiasco]

Larry, is this true?

[LarryLaffer]

Larry, is this true?

Baseball was one of the few sports i played before i got into skateboarding.

skateboarding took over my life.

I was a pitcher, not a short stop (funny) However, no matter how well I could throw, there's no pitcher that's my height.

Can still throw a breaking ball.

props to not posting a pic of the bat boy.

[The_Lurker]

Larry this is true,

[Dan Druff]

Larry, is this true?

Baseball was one of the few sports i played before i got into skateboarding.

skateboarding took over my life.

I was a pitcher, not a short stop (funny) However, no matter how well I could throw, there's no pitcher that's my height.

Can still throw a breaking ball.

props to not posting a pic of the bat boy.

Actually skateboarding is a good sport for Larry.

There are certain sports where it is beneficial to be short, and skateboarding is one of them. Snowboarding, which is similar to skateboarding, is another.

Pitchers are always tall in Major League Baseball. There are a few that buck the trend (Pedro Martinez), but the rest are almost always over 6', and usually 6'2" or more.

[OSA]

Larry, is this true?

Baseball was one of the few sports i played before i got into skateboarding.

skateboarding took over my life.

I was a pitcher, not a short stop (funny) However, no matter how well I could throw, there's no pitcher that's my height.

Can still throw a breaking ball.

props to not posting a pic of the bat boy.

Pitcher? Thought more of a catcher. Pics of you in skateboarding gear? Helmet or no helmet?

[The_Lurker]

Baseball was one of the few sports i played before i got into skateboarding.

skateboarding took over my life.

I was a pitcher, not a short stop (funny) However, no matter how well I could throw, there's no pitcher that's my height.

Can still throw a breaking ball.

props to not posting a pic of the bat boy.

Pitcher? Thought more of a catcher. Pics of you in skateboarding gear? Helmet or no helmet?

OBV OSA lied about the hair color of his Vegas conquest.

[MumblesBadly]

or you could just engage the services of a proper tailor and literally godmode this entire conversation.

But doesn't someone need a decent physique from working out to properly pull that off? And pilates doesn't count.

sonatine: No!

Well, I must admit, there *are* exceptions. But I really don't think it qualifies as "properly pull[ing it] off".

[Dan Druff]

But doesn't someone need a decent physique from working out to properly pull that off? And pilates doesn't count.

sonatine: No!

Well, I must admit, there *are* exceptions. But I really don't think it qualifies as "properly pull[ing it] off".

Weissman, is this true?

[tyde]

Baseball was one of the few sports i played before i got into skateboarding.

skateboarding took over my life.

I was a pitcher, not a short stop (funny) However, no matter how well I could throw, there's no pitcher that's my height.

Can still throw a breaking ball.

props to not posting a pic of the bat boy.

Actually skateboarding is a good sport for Larry.

There are certain sports where it is beneficial to be short, and skateboarding is one of them. Snowboarding, which is similar to skateboarding, is another.

Pitchers are always tall in Major League Baseball. There are a few that buck the trend (Pedro Martinez), but the rest are almost always over 6', and usually 6'2" or more.

actually you would have been a pretty good skateboarder Todd

if you weren't ridiculously uncoordinated with laughable motor skills and zero athletic prowess

[Dan Druff]

Actually skateboarding is a good sport for Larry.

There are certain sports where it is beneficial to be short, and skateboarding is one of them. Snowboarding, which is similar to skateboarding, is another.

Pitchers are always tall in Major League Baseball. There are a few that buck the trend (Pedro Martinez), but the rest are almost always over 6', and usually 6'2" or more.

actually you would have been a pretty good skateboarder Todd

if you weren't ridiculously uncoordinated with laughable motor skills and zero athletic prowess

This from the guy who can't even speak to someone without spitting all over them with every word. And the guy who can't hold two cards in one hand (he got kicked out of Orleans blackjack for this reason.)

(Anyone have JewdonkSpitsOnBrandon.gif ready to post?)

I was always an average athlete, but I'm sure I could crush Dr. Pockleface in nearly any sport, even today.

[LarryLaffer]

Baseball was one of the few sports i played before i got into skateboarding.

skateboarding took over my life.

I was a pitcher, not a short stop (funny) However, no matter how well I could throw, there's no pitcher that's my height.

Can still throw a breaking ball.

props to not posting a pic of the bat boy.

Actually skateboarding is a good sport for Larry.

There are certain sports where it is beneficial to be short, and skateboarding is one of them. Snowboarding, which is similar to skateboarding, is another.

Pitchers are always tall in Major League Baseball. There are a few that buck the trend (Pedro Martinez), but the rest are almost always over 6', and usually 6'2" or more.

im inclined to agree...

however Tony Hawk is over 6' and there are a HOST of other legendary skateboarders who are taller than you are Druff.

Skateboarding is a good sport for me though.

[Muck Ficon]

actually you would have been a pretty good skateboarder Todd

if you weren't ridiculously uncoordinated with laughable motor skills and zero athletic prowess

This from the guy who can't even speak to someone without spitting all over them with every word. And the guy who can't hold two cards in one hand (he got kicked out of Orleans blackjack for this reason.)

(Anyone have JewdonkSpitsOnBrandon.gif ready to post?)

I was always an average athlete, but I'm sure I could crush Dr. Pockleface in nearly any sport, even today.

Get real Druff. This guy is a career merchant mariner. Do you have any idea how much athleticism is involved in running between microwaves to make sure hot pockets don't burn?

[tyde]

actually you would have been a pretty good skateboarder Todd

if you weren't ridiculously uncoordinated with laughable motor skills and zero athletic prowess

This from the guy who can't even speak to someone without spitting all over them with every word. And the guy who can't hold two cards in one hand (he got kicked out of Orleans blackjack for this reason.)

(Anyone have JewdonkSpitsOnBrandon.gif ready to post?)

I was always an average athlete, but I'm sure I could crush Dr. Pockleface in nearly any sport, even today.

I'll escrow 10 grand right now to Brandon for the opportunity to bowl a series with you

actually fuck the whole series, I'll bowl against you ONE GAME. In fact I'll even spot you 30 pins just to make it interesting

or play best 2/3 sets in tennis

actually fuck best 2/3 I'll bet 10K for ONE SET against you

or ping pong

or get your awkward ass on a pool table for ANY game

shall I continue ?

please nap this one out and just concede that you're about as athletically inclined as a special Olympian last place finisher

offer stands though, although I do realize there is a 0.0% chance of you accepting

kinda like when I issued you an open challenge to fight you in the cage and you declined because you were terrified of any video being posted that exposed you for the laughably uncoordinated SPAZ you are

fuck I'd even drive to L.A. to make it easy for you

LOL oh and please name ONE sport that you actually excel at...other than dungeons and dragons

[Suicide King]

Baseball was one of the few sports i played before i got into skateboarding.

skateboarding took over my life.

I was a pitcher, not a short stop (funny) However, no matter how well I could throw, there's no pitcher that's my height.

Can still throw a breaking ball.

props to not posting a pic of the bat boy.

Actually skateboarding is a good sport for Larry.

There are certain sports where it is beneficial to be short, and skateboarding is one of them. Snowboarding, which is similar to skateboarding, is another.

Pitchers are always tall in Major League Baseball. There are a few that buck the trend (Pedro Martinez), but the rest are almost always over 6', and usually 6'2" or more.

this is wrong. You want to be taller for skateboarding. Ideal is 6' with long legs. Skateboarding is the one thing I should of stuck with. I was getting flowed by real at 12, and was skating with Julian Strangers every weekend.

[LarryLaffer]

This from the guy who can't even speak to someone without spitting all over them with every word. And the guy who can't hold two cards in one hand (he got kicked out of Orleans blackjack for this reason.)

(Anyone have JewdonkSpitsOnBrandon.gif ready to post?)

I was always an average athlete, but I'm sure I could crush Dr. Pockleface in nearly any sport, even today.

I'll escrow 10 grand right now to Brandon for the opportunity to bowl a series with you

actually fuck the whole series, I'll bowl against you ONE GAME. In fact I'll even spot you 30 pins just to make it interesting

or play best 2/3 sets in tennis

actually fuck best 2/3 I'll bet 10K for ONE SET against you

or ping pong

or get your awkward ass on a pool table for ANY game

shall I continue ?

please nap this one out and just concede that you're about as athletically inclined as a special Olympian last place finisher

offer stands though, although I do realize there is a 0.0% chance of you accepting

kinda like when I issued you an open challenge to fight you in the cage and you declined because you were terrified of any video being posted that exposed you for the laughably uncoordinated SPAZ you are

fuck I'd even drive to L.A. to make it easy for you

LOL oh and please name ONE sport that you actually excel at...other than dungeons and dragons

lets play for $10 a ball, 8 ball (or 9 if you want). BCA rules. extra $100 for 8's (or 9's) on the break and we'll go race to 10 for $500.


Fuck, i'll even fly to mexico to make it easy for you.

[Muck Ficon]

This from the guy who can't even speak to someone without spitting all over them with every word. And the guy who can't hold two cards in one hand (he got kicked out of Orleans blackjack for this reason.)

(Anyone have JewdonkSpitsOnBrandon.gif ready to post?)

I was always an average athlete, but I'm sure I could crush Dr. Pockleface in nearly any sport, even today.

I'll escrow 10 grand right now to Brandon for the opportunity to bowl a series with you

actually fuck the whole series, I'll bowl against you ONE GAME. In fact I'll even spot you 30 pins just to make it interesting

or play best 2/3 sets in tennis

actually fuck best 2/3 I'll bet 10K for ONE SET against you

or ping pong

or get your awkward ass on a pool table for ANY game

shall I continue ?

please nap this one out and just concede that you're about as athletically inclined as a special Olympian last place finisher

offer stands though, although I do realize there is a 0.0% chance of you accepting

kinda like when I issued you an open challenge to fight you in the cage and you declined because you were terrified of any video being posted that exposed you for the laughably uncoordinated SPAZ you are

fuck I'd even drive to L.A. to make it easy for you

LOL oh and please name ONE sport that you actually excel at...other than dungeons and dragons

Druff. Accept this. Escrow 10k to Drexel. Accept it on any terms. You know Marty doesn't have 10k. This is typical "drunk Marty" talk. He will come up with some excuse of why he can't escrow Drexel the money.

[LarryLaffer]

OR do you really want to gamble?


Mortal Kombat 2. You can pick whoever you want, and get a 50% handicap on my power bar. I have to choose random select.

$500 a game.

Or maybe Ms Pacman is your game?

IN THAT CASE

Lets go 50 cents a point on that one, with $100 bonus for who makes it further in the game.

Put your money where your mouth is if you want sucker.

[LarryLaffer]

take a nap marty.

you don't have 10k

i don't either, but I will still find a backer to play pool if you want to seriously play for those stakes. Obviously Jack Daniels can vouch that I do know how to play.


will fly anywhere you want inside the country to play you.

offer is there.

[Dan Druff]

LOL I talk about crushing Marty in nearly any sport, and he picks bowling, ping-pong, and pool -- "sports" where you never set foot outdoors.

Then he challenges me to a $10k match when he is spending all day playing micro tournaments on Pokerstars.

You can't make this shit up.