Fuck you guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79nktW4ChjM
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Fuck you guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79nktW4ChjM
ALL SRSLY WANTS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y34jC4I1m70
I'm gonna make some Henry's Chilli For One, rub one out, and cry myself to sleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8
What happened to Sarah?Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Sorry to be a bearer of bad karma, but there will be a day that when you will say fuck birthdays, recognizing that its a curse and not a blessing..
She dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I was thinking about baking a cake for myself, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Eating icing out of a bowl now.
http://justapinchassets.com/images/p.../5/large.1.jpg
If only someone would write a song about making cake batter and eating the entire pot...Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusShe dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I was thinking about baking a cake for myself, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Eating icing out of a bowl now.
http://justapinchassets.com/images/p.../5/large.1.jpg
Also, perhaps the guy she dumped you for was viewbotting.
Congrats on making this long without dying. I passed out and woke up in a ditch in front of a nursing home on my 28th birthday. I hope yours is better than mine.
Dirt nap, you say? Doesn't sound so bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by shortbuspoker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZwkumSzGg
So let me get this straight, you share a birthday with Spike Jones? Ironic or fatalist?
SPIKE JONES (1911-1965)
GINGER LYNN 51
TED RAIMI 48
NOSTRADAMUS (1503-1566)
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/december14.html
Who cares? I don't care. None of this matters. Is this even real life?Quote:
Originally Posted by 4Dragons
All I wanted for my birthday was a thread on PFA and you guys let me down. Now I'm back on the sauce and eating frosting with my hands.
http://youtu.be/XsYJyVEUaC4Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusWho cares? I don't care. None of this matters. Is this even real life?Quote:
Originally Posted by 4Dragons
All I wanted for my birthday was a thread on PFA and you guys let me down. Now I'm back on the sauce and eating frosting with my hands.
My Birthday is also the 14th December
http://govandc.com/wp-content/upload...95-240x300.jpg
I have no idea how to tell if it's someone's birthday.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusWho cares? I don't care. None of this matters. Is this even real life?Quote:
Originally Posted by 4Dragons
All I wanted for my birthday was a thread on PFA and you guys let me down. Now I'm back on the sauce and eating frosting with my hands.
Happy Birfday though, yo.
http://i.imgur.com/apispWM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AZhMOHS.jpg
AND
Barely NSFW(Sorry about that Druff)
Happy Birthday Thomas
Thanks for all the entertainment you have provided me over the years.
You sir, are Qualified.
Maybe better if Josie showed up with teh nudez?Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Happy Birthday
Happy B-Day you old Fart!!!!!
ah, Sarah is career orientedQuote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusShe dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
In case anyone couldn't tell, none of this was serious. Just messing around. I'm happy with my life, but never did care much for celebrating birthdays.
fuck off.
You wouldn't show up on my Grindr because you'd be filtered out for being too old. Just thought you should know.
Hey, no offense but I think what you're trying to tell us is that you are a loser.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Congrats young fella!
just after his bday? or for the past 5 yrs?Quote:
Originally Posted by PLOL
For several years nowQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdogjust after his bday? or for the past 5 yrs?Quote:
Originally Posted by PLOL
makes your other post even more lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by PLOLFor several years nowQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
obviously she checked your browsing historyQuote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusShe dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I was thinking about baking a cake for myself, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Eating icing out of a bowl now.
This says it all.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
No offense....just a heads up.
100% of attractive women are repulsed and disgusted by wimps like you.
My advice for an unattractive geek like you is to find some ugly fat chic to spend your life with.
That is the best you can hope for.
Sometimes the truth hurts....but in this case if you don't accept the painful truth...well....you will just turn gay.
You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.
This thread was not seriously serious business. Sarah and I are still together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Martha
Thanks for the advice though.
Post a pic of u and sarah kissing.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusThis thread was not seriously serious business. Sarah and I are still together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Martha
Thanks for the advice though.
How heavy is she?
If she's under 170lbs I can guarantee she has herpes. That's the only hope u have to date even a semi-fat girl.
Go home, fluffer, you're drunk.
Seems more like limitless.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
I still think it's a hot chick.