Obviously an 18 inch penis is impossible, but the story he told today is pretty LOL
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Mentioned this here because James Woods plays poker, and will probably be at the Main Event this weekend.
Obviously an 18 inch penis is impossible, but the story he told today is pretty LOL
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Mentioned this here because James Woods plays poker, and will probably be at the Main Event this weekend.
Here is his 20 year old girlfriend, who looks like she's his granddaughter:
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Here they are at the WSOP:
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It's strange that you bring that up. Nikki Sixx was talking about these two stories on his radio show the other night.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1675767.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3193655.htmlQuote:
Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.
In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.
"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"
Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.
"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.
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Wesley Warren Jr. -- the 44-year-old Las Vegas man whose 132 pound scrotum made headlines worldwide -- had surgery to resolve his condition, which is caused by an excess of watery fluid collecting around his testicles.
“There are a lot of shows about makeovers, but this is a real makeover,” Dr. Joel Gelman, who performed the surgery on Thursday, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “He’s basically a new man.”
On the subject of James Woods, he is actually a genius.
"Woods aced his SATs, got into MIT (but dropped out to pursue acting) and has a reported IQ of 180."
Acing Sats is hard enough but a fucking 180 IQ is sick
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Originally Posted by shortbuspoker
18 inches is even bigger then what Vanessa Selbst is packing! I guess they don't call him Woods for nothing.
I seriously would not doubt Selbst having a clit that rivals the size of Sebok's micropenisQuote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
it is common knowledge that Woods is well endowed and pretty much gets any ass he desiresQuote:
Originally Posted by cmoney
18" is redickulous, 12" more along the lines of rumors
some guys have all the luck, we'll see if that carry's over to poker
he is also a great actor and a winner in life imho
Ive seen him 2/3 times at Foxwoods poker room over the past half decade. Each time he had the same young 20something sitting at the table next to him, although this is not the girl in the picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
New model is a downgrade imo.
Can't speak on his penis however.
Gotta agree here. His gf I saw in person in a poker room once (mightve been foxwoods now that I think of it) was smoking hot, this one looks kinda plain. To me she is a poor mans Katie Holmes. Also she looks 15 which makes him look like a creepy pedo rather than just a famous old guy who uses his $/fame to get hot young chicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by KuntmissionerIve seen him 2/3 times at Foxwoods poker room over the past half decade. Each time he had the same young 20something sitting at the table next to him, although this is not the girl in the picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
New model is a downgrade imo.
Can't speak on his penis however.
She obviously likes the D.
which "D"? http://www.celebitchy.com/306722/jam...n_in_georgia_/Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
The "old" girlfriend:
"Woods is also getting attention due to his "bodacious" girlfriend - to use one of the enthusiastic descriptions employed by one of our male comrades in reportorial arms. That's curvy blond Ashley Madison, reportedly the daughter of one of Woods' golfing buddies. She just turned 20. Right. She's not even old enough to drink yet."
We asked how long Jim and Ashley have been together.
"About a year," replied Ashley.
"Yeah, a year, year and a half," Jim added.
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James Woods = GOD
I never realized that this Ashley chick was his real life gf but I remember she was in an episode of Entourage as that in the show just never thought that was real.Quote:
Originally Posted by bukowski72
Diggstown is probably my favorite movie James Woods ever was in.
The size of James Woods penis has been legend in Hollywood for ages.
He also knows how to use it; its widely acknowledged that actress Sean Young was never the same after he pounded her out on the reg while filming The Boost, and things came to a head (haha) with him suing her for $2,000,000 for stalking and so forth. Her case of the crazies never quite went away after she became his shaftmate and he declined to continue the services of his monster whopper.
hej raring, jag har en 12 tums penis
definite trade down from the blonde...
I always thought that it was some bullshit that he played at foxwoods...why the hell would he ever be up in the backwoods of CT...he there to visit juanesolta?
I believe Mr Woods is more interested in fresh pussy than a pretty faceQuote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
Woods grew up in Warwick RI and attended MIT plus there is big $ and old $ in CT
James Woods is also the father of Jodie Foster's two son's.
They look exactly like Woods, especially the oldest one.
He either fucked her with his foot and a half inch cock or donated his sperm.
Jodie Foster is a now a lesbian.
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Originally Posted by TheXFactor
can you blame Jodie, once Jim moved on to younger pussy
she was never gonna get it that good again
Diggstown is one of those movies that when I'm flicking through the channels & see it 's on, I just have to watch it. Great movie IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Casino or gtfoQuote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPokerI never realized that this Ashley chick was his real life gf but I remember she was in an episode of Entourage as that in the show just never thought that was real.Quote:
Originally Posted by bukowski72
Diggstown is probably my favorite movie James Woods ever was in.
James Woods is a fucking creep.
Fantastic movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey GuyDiggstown is one of those movies that when I'm flicking through the channels & see it 's on, I just have to watch it. Great movie IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins
HA! I just played a tournament down at Foxwoods with this motherfucker this weekend.....he's always there when I play at those shitshows.
Dude has money = chicks
personally, i find it disgusting...he looks like her grandfather. Look, i get it, he likes young chicks, he likes to fuck young chicks....just dont flaunt it publicly as he looks like a total fool
im 48, and i get propositioned regularly by young women who are obviously curious to have sex with an older man, or are just into older men, and after succumbing a few times, i have to admit that i found it a creepy experience. Besides the sex, i found i had nothing in common, so we just had more sex just to kill the time.
Deff was in a lot of movies
Movie .........Year .........Role
Straw Dogs 2011 Tom Heddon
American Carol 2008 Agent Grosslight
Mia and the Migoo 2008 Voice of Jojo-la-Frite
Surf's Up 2007 Voice of Reggie Belafonte
End Game 2006 Vaughn Stevens
Be Cool 2005 Tommy Athens
Pretty Persuasion 2005 Hank Joyce
Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession 2004
Ark 2003 Voice
Levity 2003 Young Roundabout
Night Train 2003 Ash Resnick
Northfork 2003 Walter O Brien
Rudy - The Rudy Giuliani Story 2003
John Q. 2002 Doctor Raymond Turner
Race To Space 2002 Dr Wilhelm Von Huber
Stuart Little 2 2002 Voice of Falcon
Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within 2001 Voice of General Hein
Recess: School s Out 2001 Voice of Benedict
Riding in Cars With Boys 2001 Mr Donofrio
Scary Movie 2 2001 Father McFeeley
Dirty Pictures 2000
The Virgin Suicides 2000 Mr Lisbon
Any Given Sunday 1999 Doctor Harvey Mandrake
The General s Daughter 1999 Colonel Moore
True Crime 1999 Alan Mann
Another Day in Paradise 1998 Mel
John Carpenter's Vampires 1998 Jack Crow
Vampires 1998
Contact 1997 Michael Kitz
Hercules 1997 Voice of Hades
I Think I Cannes 1997
Kicked in the Head 1997 Uncle Sam
Ghosts of Mississippi 1996 Byron de la Beckwith
Killer: A Journal of Murder 1996 Carl Panzram
The Summer of Ben Tyler 1996
Casino 1995 Lester Diamond
Curse of the Starving Class 1995
For Better Or Worse 1995 Reggie
Indictment: the Mcmartin Trial 1995 Danny Davis
Nixon 1995 H R Haldeman
Next Door 1994
The Getaway 1994 Jack Benyon
The Specialist 1994 Ned Trent
Chaplin 1992 Lawyer Scott
Citizen Cohn 1992
Diggstown 1992 Gabriel Caine
Straight Talk 1992 Jack Russell
The Hard Way 1991 John Moss
Immediate Family 1989 Michael Spector
My Name Is Bill W. 1989
True Believer 1989 Eddie Dodd
Cop 1988 Lloyd Hopkins
The Boost 1988 Lenny Brown
Best Seller 1987 Cleve
In Love and War 1987
Salvador 1986 Richard Boyle
Badge of the Assassin 1985
Joshua Then and Now 1985 Joshua Shapiro
Stephen King s Cat s Eye 1985 Morrison
Against All Odds 1984 Jake Wise
Once Upon A Time In America 1984 Max
Videodrome 1983 Max Renn
Fast Walking 1982 Fast-Walking Miniver
Split Image 1982 Pratt
Eyewitness 1981 Aldo
The Black Marble 1980 Fiddler
The Onion Field 1979 Gregory Powell
Holocaust 1978
The Gift of Love 1978
The Choirboys 1977 Harold Bloomguard
Alex & the Gypsy 1976 Crainpool
The Disappearance of Aimee 1976
Distance 1975 Larry
Night Moves 1975 Quentin
The Gambler 1974 Bank Officer
The Way We Were 1973 Frankie McVeigh
Hickey and Boggs 1972 Lieutenant Wyatt
The Visitors 1972 Bill Schmidt
I'm sure he's very smart. But a 180 IQ would make him one of the 100 smartest people in the United States. There's no way.Quote:
Originally Posted by cmoney
Played an event with him. Guy is a prima-donna whack-a-doo attention whore which is hard for me to say because he is one of my all-time favorite actors.
He was on some sort of dress rehearsal flight of the 911 hijackers when he flew either into or out of Boston.
From playing with him I'd say he is extremely intelligent. He got moved to our table right after a break was over and wasn't back in time for the break, so the floor moved his chips to our table (1 to my left). When he sat down and counted his chips, he claimed his stack was short so what do you think happened?
If you guessed the floor just gave him back whatever he said he was missing, you'd be right.
Play at our table and the surrounding tables pretty much came to a stop while he made a scene. The dealer mucked his hand while he was raising hell about the missing chips and he went nutso. About 2 hands later he had AA beat by AK and he went completely nutso.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
rofl god bless sean young
Actually 18in might be possible..
I was doing 6 months in Valhalla penitentiary for wreckless endangerment..
It was the late 80,s and I was doing 110 in 35mph zone. It was late at night, I was driving a vette and sniffing coke with a joint in the ash tray..got busted..
When I was there, There was this jamacan dude that had a dick 3/4 down to his knee..
Before you guys call me a cock watcher or prison jokes.. It's true..