He's lovin' it: Poker player to attempt to eat $1000 worth of McDonalds food in 36 hours

https://calvinayre.com/2017/05/08/po...food-36-hours/

Of course, this is all over a prop bet, originally proposed by Matt Savage.

The man with the big stomach is Mike Noori.

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/pict...innerSmall.jpg

The terms of the bet:

- $1000 must be spent in 36 hours at McDonald's, all food must be consumed
– Only $200 can be spent on salads.
– $300 has to be spent on hot food items ($50 of which must be burgers)
– Drinks don’t count
– Cannot remove any items from his orders
– Can add additional foodstuffs to requested items (extra bacon, etc.)
– Must eat everything that comes with the order (except the Happy Meal toy)
– He must eat the food in its original state, no blender
– Puking is ok as long as he doesn’t force the puke or puke repeatedly
– No inflated prices (I.e. Eating in McDonald’s in an airport)


Jimmy Fricke (who else?) calculated that the minimum number of calories to be consumed would be 66,000.

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Over $200,000 worth of bets have been booked so far.

Oddly enough, even if Noori succeeds, he will still have eaten less food than I did on that one "Live at the Bike" episode.

Haha no chance. Must add up to 100+ meals.

That said I'm sure David Benyamine could come close.

I'm calling this beyond impossible.

I don't think a double quarter pounder with bacon is $10. But assume it is that's 100 in 36 hours. No fucking way

It can be done, 20000 calories a day combined with exercise is already something many men do in training. It isn't easy but if he exercised throughout and had little rests it would help greatly.

Also has he considered consuming laxatives throughout the process to help, no way without an aid he avoids getting sick, both ends.

The rules should have ruled OUT exercise and laxatives, because they don't I think he could do it if he planned properly.

How much does he stand to win?

This bags of apple slices better be $5 each,and this is McDonald's so I'm guessing not.

should have waited until june when the lobster roll came out. i had one of these in pinch and they were damn good. would get another one. if i remember the price it was 11-14 bux.

can't see how anybody could eat 1k worth of mickey's in a day and a half

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should have waited until june when the lobster roll came out. i had one of these in pinch and they were damn good. would get another one. if i remember the price it was 11-14 bux.

can't see how anybody could eat 1k worth of mickey's in a day and a half

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So let's go with that and assume the were $10 a pop. Could you eat one every 21.77777 minutes for 36 hours?

Now consider that's not available and the most expensive item on the menu is a few bucks less than that right now.

Not a fucking chance.

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Originally Posted by mulva

should have waited until june when the lobster roll came out. i had one of these in pinch and they were damn good. would get another one. if i remember the price it was 11-14 bux.

can't see how anybody could eat 1k worth of mickey's in a day and a half

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So let's go with that and assume the were $10 a pop. Could you eat one every 21.77777 minutes for 36 hours?

Now consider that's not available and the most expensive item on the menu is a few bucks less than that right now.

Not a fucking chance.

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yeah,...unless he has some kind of angle don't see how he could eat that much stuff in that short of time. what do they have that's expensive and can easily be wolfed down?...lol

If gobboboy says it can't be done, it can't be done.

Looks like a tool to me.

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Originally Posted by mulva

should have waited until june when the lobster roll came out. i had one of these in pinch and they were damn good. would get another one. if i remember the price it was 11-14 bux.

can't see how anybody could eat 1k worth of mickey's in a day and a half

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So let's go with that and assume the were $10 a pop. Could you eat one every 21.77777 minutes for 36 hours?

Now consider that's not available and the most expensive item on the menu is a few bucks less than that right now.

Not a fucking chance.

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Even if you tried to divide it into 4 nine hour segments, that's still $250 every 9 hours, which is still in excess of 40 Big Macs every 9 hours.

lets put this in perspective, assuming hes paying the nevada max sales tax, 8.265%...


this is approximately:

35 salads (max amount)
1500 chicken mcnuggets

and if you break that down, its about 1 salad and 40 chicken mcnuggets an hour. which is rough at face value. also consider that 40 chicken mcnuggets weighs about 1.5 pounds.

i think the great equalizer here isnt going to be volume its going to be sleep. i think at best hes going to make it 24 hours before he demands a nap, then wakes up and buys the fuck out of the bet.

so really he needs to down it all in 24 hours or its probably not going to happen, so 1.5 salads + two actual pounds of chicken mcnuggets an hour, thats literally one mcnugget a minute for 24 straight hours......

if he can figure out how to shit those fuckers out in a hurry, he might make it.

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Originally Posted by mulva

should have waited until june when the lobster roll came out. i had one of these in pinch and they were damn good. would get another one. if i remember the price it was 11-14 bux.

can't see how anybody could eat 1k worth of mickey's in a day and a half

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So let's go with that and assume the were $10 a pop. Could you eat one every 21.77777 minutes for 36 hours?

Now consider that's not available and the most expensive item on the menu is a few bucks less than that right now.

Not a fucking chance.

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Double QP with cheese is nowhere close to $10 unless you are in NYC. Probably about $6 and change here and I am in a fairly expensive market.

So make that about one every 13 minutes.

How much is a Grand Mac?

Can't get Filet-O-Fish burgers over there?

$50 on FOF burgers

$750 FOF without the bun/bread etc.

Washed down with $200 of salad.


Will smell like Larry's for a few days. But sounds like a win to me.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

lets put this in perspective, assuming hes paying the nevada max sales tax, 8.265%...


this is approximately:

35 salads (max amount)
1500 chicken mcnuggets

and if you break that down, its about 1 salad and 40 chicken mcnuggets an hour. which is rough at face value. also consider that 40 chicken mcnuggets weighs about 1.5 pounds.

i think the great equalizer here isnt going to be volume its going to be sleep. i think at best hes going to make it 24 hours before he demands a nap, then wakes up and buys the fuck out of the bet.

so really he needs to down it all in 24 hours or its probably not going to happen, so 1.5 salads + two actual pounds of chicken mcnuggets an hour, thats literally one mcnugget a minute for 24 straight hours......

if he can figure out how to shit those fuckers out in a hurry, he might make it.

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This is the only angle I can think of, but it could be plausible. You eat pretty much anything from McD's, especially a burger, and you will be shitting within the hour guaranteed. Add some extra bacon and it is within 30 minutes. Only shot in hell is if he eats/shits eats/shits rinse repeat a BUNCH of times. That could fuck some internal shit up though I can tell you that much.

He has to spend at least $50 on burgers.

That doesn't sound like a lot, but it's the most filling of all the items at McDonald's.

I think there are some semi-expensive burgers at McDonald's, so he may be able to get away ordering like 9 of them,

The key is definitely to find the most over priced items with the lowest calorie content which is why he's going with a lot of apple slices or they have those cutie clementine/tangerine that probably cost way more then they should.

Dollar menu stuff don't put enough dent into that 1k and obv will be the most carb filled way of getting to 1k.

Drinking as little water as possible matters too in keeping his stomach as less full as he can. He will get some water from the salads anyways.

Even going the best route possible 1k worth of McDonalds in 36 hours just ain't happening. Someone should tweet at a few competitive eaters and see what they have to say about it which I bet none of them would want to attempt this.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

He has to spend at least $50 on burgers.

That doesn't sound like a lot, but it's the most filling of all the items at McDonald's.

I think there are some semi-expensive burgers at McDonald's, so he may be able to get away ordering like 9 of them,

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god i forgot about the burgers.

thats seriously like 11 big macs right there.

I've been googling and if I had a billion dollars I would put it all against him doing it.

It simply isn't possible. Even an extremely morbidly obese person would struggle to do it.

He had to be drunk when he made this bet.

If they stream this I will definitely be watching just on the off chance he explodes into a puddle of shit at some point. Would be great TV.

fwiw the people who accomplish shit like this are generally never obese, thats why an 85 pound japanese guy dominates the competitive eating scene. the fat acts like a belt around the stomach.


nothing in this guys pic leads me to belief he will enjoy any advantages whatsoever in this wager.

In Cool Hand Luke they said it was impossible to eat 30 hard boiled eggs in an hour. Paul Newman did it and at lot of prisoners lost a lot of money in bets. Just sayin, be careful with your money. The human stomach is an amazing thing, ask Joey Chestnuts and the late Paul Newman.

It 100% can be done and as many calories have been consumed within 24 hrs by fitness guys. strongmen etc.

The hurdle is to avoid the throwing up, getting it worked off to help, having a plan on what is bought/consumed and time frames. Sleep is moot, sleep big time prior to the start and a rest period after a full first day then back at it.

After the first several hours he will have no bile left to digest and he will squirt like crazy, which in this case is good. The food will fly through him, how it is confirmed he never pukes is beyond me without getting personal.


Again, it can be done the question we will see answered is can he.

He's allowed to add extras? Huge fucking angle there. I'd imagine he could easily really elevate the prices. So I went to google and found this:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ew-system.html

A fucking $900 burger. Everyone betting against this guy are easy marks

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

He's allowed to add extras? Huge fucking angle there. I'd imagine he could easily really elevate the prices. So I went to google and found this:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ew-system.html

A fucking $900 burger. Everyone betting against this guy are easy marks

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If he plays it right, he wins this isn't a battle of stomach but rather brains.

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

He's allowed to add extras? Huge fucking angle there. I'd imagine he could easily really elevate the prices. So I went to google and found this:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ew-system.html

A fucking $900 burger. Everyone betting against this guy are easy marks

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You dumb shit the burger was $25.

is he allowed to fly somewhere to do this? thinking like NYC, SF, Hawaii, Alaska. amp up the overall cost by like 20-40% or something like that.

also can he do this? start at 1:00. seems rich as hell, but $100 for a burger takes a big fucking dent outta things...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjFLDRs044&t=60s

Also, Joey Chestnuts consumes 15,000 calories in 10 minutes in the hot dog eating contest. If the eater uses laxatives right after he eats, he can do it. It's not easy but not impossible. But you have to train. I can see this guy eating three big macs and conceding because he has not trained.

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

He's allowed to add extras? Huge fucking angle there. I'd imagine he could easily really elevate the prices. So I went to google and found this:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ew-system.html

A fucking $900 burger. Everyone betting against this guy are easy marks

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You found that but were too lazy to read the fucking article you illiterate parking lot night watchman.

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But the biggest surprise came when the cashier first tried to ring up the order. The burger totaled $890.80 . In the video the confused register is seen checking with a manager before realizing that due to a pricing bug the system had added hundreds of dollars for the cheese.

The final total for the Big Max? Just $24.89, which could be the “deal of the century” according to Tamssot who spent most of day working his way through the3.8 pound pile of toppings, bun and meat.

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It 100% can be done and as many calories have been consumed within 24 hrs by fitness guys. strongmen etc.

The hurdle is to avoid the throwing up, getting it worked off to help, having a plan on what is bought/consumed and time frames. Sleep is moot, sleep big time prior to the start and a rest period after a full first day then back at it.

After the first several hours he will have no bile left to digest and he will squirt like crazy, which in this case is good. The food will fly through him, how it is confirmed he never pukes is beyond me without getting personal.


Again, it can be done the question we will see answered is can he.

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none of this is about calories, its about actual mass/volume, because this guy doesnt have 100+ lbs of muscle to feed and even if he did....


we are talking about 2+ pounds of food (2500+ calories) an hour for at least 24 straight hours.


i respectfully suggest that if he cant constantly be shitting it out or deliberately puking it up, hes going to rupture his stomach.

and even if you accept that he might puke constantly, those stomach acids are going to burn out his fucking trachea long before he manages to wrap this bet up.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece

It 100% can be done and as many calories have been consumed within 24 hrs by fitness guys. strongmen etc.

The hurdle is to avoid the throwing up, getting it worked off to help, having a plan on what is bought/consumed and time frames. Sleep is moot, sleep big time prior to the start and a rest period after a full first day then back at it.

After the first several hours he will have no bile left to digest and he will squirt like crazy, which in this case is good. The food will fly through him, how it is confirmed he never pukes is beyond me without getting personal.


Again, it can be done the question we will see answered is can he.

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none of this is about calories, its about actual mass/volume, because this guy doesnt have 100+ lbs of muscle to feed and even if he did....


we are talking about 2+ pounds of food (2500+ calories) an hour for at least 24 straight hours.


i respectfully suggest that if he cant constantly be shitting it out or deliberately puking it up, hes going to rupture his stomach.

and even if you accept that he might puke constantly, those stomach acids are going to burn out his fucking trachea long before he manages to wrap this bet up.

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he can only hit the trigger once during the bet.

EDIT: sorry he can puke multiple times, but if he forces it or its repeated its a DQ...

also regarding the calories thing, those are meals specifically optimized to boost calories in a small amount of actual food. they dont serve muscle milk at mcdonalds.






....yet.

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Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis

he can only hit the trigger once during the bet.

EDIT: sorry he can puke multiple times, but if he forces it or its repeated its a DQ...

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yeah this is worded real badly

– Puking is ok as long as he doesn’t force the puke or puke repeatedly

but honestly either way, if he pukes enough to stay on course hes going straight to the ER long before the bets over, and if he doesnt puke and ends up rupturing his stomach he goes straight to the ER long before the bets over.

The shark move here is to take out a life insurance policy on this guy.

impossible, even if mentally is another level he will be in the hospital long before he wins

there isn't anything on the mcdonald's menu in combination for $1000 that wouldn't cause significant health issues within 36 hours

noori has said his piece is relatively small in this, if he is smart he'd try to negotiate a buyout

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Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece

It 100% can be done and as many calories have been consumed within 24 hrs by fitness guys. strongmen etc.

The hurdle is to avoid the throwing up, getting it worked off to help, having a plan on what is bought/consumed and time frames. Sleep is moot, sleep big time prior to the start and a rest period after a full first day then back at it.

After the first several hours he will have no bile left to digest and he will squirt like crazy, which in this case is good. The food will fly through him, how it is confirmed he never pukes is beyond me without getting personal.


Again, it can be done the question we will see answered is can he.

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I'm willing to believe that some workout freak has had X amount of calories over a 36 hour period.

I'm not willing to believe that said freak or anyone else is able to consume that much from a McDonald's.

safe to say he has an angle like hes going to bang a shot of lemonade + paprika ever hour so that hes just constantly shitting for the duration.

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

impossible, even if mentally is another level he will be in the hospital long before he wins

there isn't anything on the mcdonald's menu in combination for $1000 that wouldn't cause significant health issues within 36 hours

noori has said his piece is relatively small in this, if he is smart he'd try to negotiate a buyout

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Human body is very resilient. I think he can do it.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

safe to say he has an angle like hes going to bang a shot of lemonade + paprika ever hour so that hes just constantly shitting for the duration.

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I still feel like the catch is extras, or non-standard items. If you walk in and order a go-gurt they might charge you $2? You can slam those. I'm sure there's something else that goes down easy. Hell they added guacamole recently. Start adding that to everything, it can't be cheap

if they have one of those kiosks then one can rack up a pretty hefty bill pretty quickly.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/20...ew-system.html


Couple of those $30 big macs and he'll be golden