ok we have new data for the diddy a-lister sex tape mystery
1) the person he was having sex with is _younger_ than him, like clearly.
2) its a dude.
now based on this new info the most obvious guesses are justin bieber or usher.
and since everyone cant shut up about how much more famous the a-lister is than diddy, i mean, that points at justin here.
now theres 2 things to consider; if its bieber, that explains why no ones touching the tape because bieber was 15 when they were hanging out, so its literally child pornography. alternately, who the fuck tries to shop child pornography to media outlets??
so either its not bieber or its bieber like 2 or 3 years after diddy and him were 'chilling'.
anyway yeah we can scratch the original 3 guesses; kim k, jlo, will smith. will smith is too old and the others have the wrong plumbing.
ive got the boards at bieber -450, usher +125.
ok we have new data for the diddy a-lister sex tape mystery