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Bathroom lines were long at the Rangers game last night
cool. once the FAA found out about this plan though, they grounded it.
apparently the government doesn't like drone competition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHwXf8JUOw
I've heard stories like this before, but I always thought they were urban legends.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/...210558960.html
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No matter who he thought the officer was, Peterlee, England resident Paul Harbord’s actions late last year are pretty reprehensible. The Telegraph reports that the 27-year-old rigger was drinking with friends at a local bar. It seems they had had too much to drink, because a female police officer, “walked in to investigate their ‘rowdy’ behavior.” This led up to Mr. Harbord’s big mistake.
The Sunderland Echo reports that Mr. Harbord and his friends were dressed up and were expecting “entertainment.” Harbord thought the female police officer was an exotic dancer. Prosecutor Vicky Wilson said that, “Harbord shouted, ‘Look, here is one of the strippers’ as he flicked a bar towel in the officer’s face.’” There’s a lot of poor behavior here (like, let’s say, treating any person like this). While acting like a cad can’t always get one in trouble with the law, this time it did. Harbord was arrested and would later plead guilty to obstructing a police officer.
Mr. Harbord’s attorney, Jaxon Taylor said, “He honestly didn’t believe it was a police officer until he was taken to Peterlee police station. He was quite embarrassed by the whole situation. It was an honest and genuine mistake.” According to the Echo, Harbord was given a six-month conditional discharge, and had to pay £100 ($165) in fines.
Police: 19-year-old woman accused of 'super drunk' driving bit officer
A 19-year-old Berkley woman who police say crashed a vehicle in Ypsilanti while driving "super drunk" and then bit an officer on the arm while resisting arrest was arraigned earlier this month on numerous charges.
At a hearing on Jan. 16, Catherine Demery had a preliminary examination scheduled for Feb. 13, according to court records.
Demery is charged with unlawful use of a motor vehicle, operating while intoxicated, second offense, operating with a blood alcohol content higher than .17, minor operating with any amount of BAC, two counts of resisting or assaulting a police officer, possession of marijuana, malicious destruction of property, driving with a suspended license and minor in possession of alcohol.
Michigan's "super drunk" driving law has enhanced penalties for anyone caught driving with a blood-alcohol content of .17 percent or higher
Ypsilanti police were called to the intersection of Hamilton and Olive streets around 10 p.m. Sept. 7 after Demery crashed the vehicle she was driving, Detective Sgt. Thomas Eberts said.
"It was obvious she was pretty intoxicated at the time," Eberts said.
Demery failed sobriety tests and resisted arrest.
"She bit an officer," Eberts said.
The officer was bitten on the arm and did not require any medical attention, Eberts added.
It turned out the vehicle belonged to Demery's boyfriend, and she did not have permission to drive it, police said.
Officials did a blood draw. The results didn't come back for several weeks, and an arrest warrant wasn't issued until December.
Court records indicate Demery was arraigned on the charges Jan. 9. She was given a $5,000 personal recognizance bond by Magistrate Elisha Fink, according to the records.
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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
Police: 19-year-old woman accused of 'super drunk' driving bit officer
A 19-year-old Berkley woman who police say crashed a vehicle in Ypsilanti while driving "super drunk" and then bit an officer on the arm while resisting arrest was arraigned earlier this month on numerous charges.
At a hearing on Jan. 16, Catherine Demery had a preliminary examination scheduled for Feb. 13, according to court records.
Demery is charged with unlawful use of a motor vehicle, operating while intoxicated, second offense, operating with a blood alcohol content higher than .17, minor operating with any amount of BAC, two counts of resisting or assaulting a police officer, possession of marijuana, malicious destruction of property, driving with a suspended license and minor in possession of alcohol.
Michigan's "super drunk" driving law has enhanced penalties for anyone caught driving with a blood-alcohol content of .17 percent or higher
Ypsilanti police were called to the intersection of Hamilton and Olive streets around 10 p.m. Sept. 7 after Demery crashed the vehicle she was driving, Detective Sgt. Thomas Eberts said.
"It was obvious she was pretty intoxicated at the time," Eberts said.
Demery failed sobriety tests and resisted arrest.
"She bit an officer," Eberts said.
The officer was bitten on the arm and did not require any medical attention, Eberts added.
It turned out the vehicle belonged to Demery's boyfriend, and she did not have permission to drive it, police said.
Officials did a blood draw. The results didn't come back for several weeks, and an arrest warrant wasn't issued until December.
Court records indicate Demery was arraigned on the charges Jan. 9. She was given a $5,000 personal recognizance bond by Magistrate Elisha Fink, according to the records.
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lol, around these parts, that chick is a solid 7.
http://wilmington.craigslist.org/rnr/4319355863.html
To the woman that crapped her pants (in my car)
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at Hooters sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the draft beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Tad
P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early. . .Touché. . .
"Can he fool the bridge by going very slowly?"
:lol3
Fly United on Valentines Day, and get treated to a free mid-air explosion at no extra cost:
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https://hub.united.com/en-us/Connect...promotion.aspx
This is a real promotion, sadly.
I can guarantee this is probably the funniest thing you will see all day
This dude has obv never seen a laser before, so hilarity ensues.
Me and my cat were laughing at him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlHuj2CxGXM
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Originally Posted by DRK Star
this looks so bad that I think it will be good in a campy B-movie kind of way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onFrBK_hKE
Family member of mine in the UK 'was' using a very popular drug called "Humira" which come in the form of pen injections. They have 8 pens left (all boxed as new) and a pack of 2 pens come at the cost of $2726 with most online pharmaceutical companies (like Blue Mountain etc.)
They where using the drugs for Arthritis.
Would there be a market for somebody to buy these pens from abroad, or should they just bin them?
advise from anyone with any experience of this appreciated.
http://geekologie.com/2014/02/mcgruf...-years-for.php
McGruff The Crime Dog Gets 16 Years For 1,000 Pot Plants, Weapons (Including A Grenade Launcher)
41-year old John R. Morales used to play McGruff the Crime Dog. That was many moons ago. Apparently since then he started a massive pot growing operation and was just sentenced to 16 years in the slammer for the results of a raid on his home in 2011. And that, my friends, is why you never want to get your home raided. Even if you have nothing to hide, the cops aren't going to wipe their feet before kicking your door down and tracking mud all over the carpet.
When police raided his house, they seized 1,000 marijuana plants and 9,000 rounds of ammunition for an assortment of 27 weapons -- including a grenade launcher
After three years, Morales, 41, pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 16 years in jail Monday.
Even though Morales said he was nonviolent, U.S. District Judge Vanessa Gilmore said, "Everything I read about you makes you seem like a scary person."
Who would have ever guessed?! The man in the crime fighting dog costume was actually some sort of drug growing kingpin! It was the perfect disguise. Turns out McGruff wasn't taking a bite out of crime after all, but high as f*** eating snacks. You ever smashed up a bunch of Oreos in a glass of milk then put it in the freezer for awhile? The trick is not getting so high you forget about it.
Photos ruined by dogs pooping
http://www.theladbible.com/albums/ph...9-d4ae52c74096
lot of forehead in that picture. lol@ the hound shitting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otRr23Brir8&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g&feature=share&index=4
Just like "The Last Waltz", this was a cool way to close Late Night
The Female teachers who have had sex with their students Hall of of Fame
http://mobile.wnd.com/2013/12/39783/
sometimes you gotta remind those uppity cripples of their place
Page from a PDF of Brew Your Own magazine
The world is much safer now
Tiny Cowboy Named Woody Disarmed by Security at London Airport
A well-known character was recently deemed a security threat and disarmed at Heathrow Airport in London.
A Woody doll — from the popular “Toy Story” movies — reportedly had his tiny six-shooter confiscated by security staff at the airport. The doll reportedly belongs to a father, who says he has traveled the world with Woody taking pictures for his son.
The dad posted a photo of Woody’s tiny gun allegedly being examined at Heathrow Airport on Reddit, and it quickly went viral.
“I have travelled the world with Toy Story’s Woody, taking pics for my son,” he wrote on Reddit. “At Heathrow, security just confiscated his ‘weapon’, keep the world safe boys.”
The Woody doll is usually not sold with a toy gun, according to the Daily Mail. It’s unclear where the tiny gun actually came from.
Heathrow Airport refused to comment on the incident when contacted by the Daily Mail. The airport argued security rules are created by the Department For Transport.
When the publication contacted the agency, a spokesperson said the department doesn’t “comment on specific incidents or details of our security regime.”
However, the spokesperson said airports can “use their discretion to remove any item being carried in hand luggage when they believe it may be perceived as a threat.”
Saw this for the first time a few days ago up on a site I regularly go to. Amazing what you can do with a hard drive and a bunch of floppy drives.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOMX3deeW6Q
WTF IS THIS SHIT? Jump to :37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ
At least their are some nice female asses to look at in here.
You must be thinking to yourself "how the fuck did I not get a positive rep for this post"Quote:
just sad
http://www.wkrn.com/story/24702089/kentucky-sinkhole
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A massive sinkhole swallowed eight vehicles at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky early Wednesday morning.
Museum officials were alerted around 5:45 a.m. when motion detectors began going off at the Sky Dome area of the museum.
Upon arrival, a sinkhole measuring about 40 feet wide and 25 to 30 feet deep was discovered inside.
According to the museum's director, Wendell Strode, it caused the building's power to go out and damaged eight Corvettes on display.
Two of the Corvettes damaged, a 1993 ZR-1 Spyder and a 2009 ZR1 "Blue Devil," were on loan from General Motors.
The other six Corvettes were owned by the museum and included a 1962 Black Corvette, 1984 PPG Pace Car, 1992 White 1 Millionth Corvette, 1993 Ruby Red 40th Anniversary Corvette, 2001 Mallett Hammer Z06 Corvette and 2009 White 1.5 Millionth Corvette.
http://wkrn.images.worldnow.com/images/24702089_BG6.jpg