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Snoop Dogg will now become CEO of Twitter.
so immediately preceding the last round of journalist bannings, musk posted a video of some random guy in a car and asked for him to be dox'd because 'he was stalking him and his child and putting them in danger'. he then proceeded to ban anyone reporting on the story and ban the kid who tracked musks plane and then ban all flight trackers and anyone who posted links to them.
hilariously, it has now come out that the man is a grubhub driver whose been stalking grimes. had nothing to do with elon at all, had nothing to do with flight tracking / his plane, and he apparently banned reporters because he thought that would prevent people from finding out.
my mans is doing poorly.
oh also he spent the weekend with jared kushner at world cup in qatar so say hi to your new twitter ceo if i had to guess.
Yeah none of this is true, as usual.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
If you had to guess? LULZQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkImIM5U...pg&name=medium
elon gone completely dark for like 21 hours probably nothing
lmao hes back and has now declared that only people with blue checks that they paid for are entitled to vote on 'twitter policy decisions'.
Haven't bothered to research if this is true, but even if it's exactly what you're saying, so what?Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
At the very least, it means that his kid is being stalked, which obviously would be personally upsetting to him, and thus he's sensitive about any sort of repeat stalking issue aimed at him this time.
Honestly the banning of @ElonJet and refusal to allow hostile parties to publicly post his location on his own platform is fine.
He just went way too far with all the reporter bans of those who mentioned it.
I’m no expert in Elon but I really have to wonder if he is abusing drugs or stimulant medication to some level. His behaviours come across as extremely reckless. I have no idea what the point was to creating that poll yesterday and then he just goes largely silent once the results come in. He literally posts all new Twitter policies will be voted on and then makes other policies the next day like he totally forgot. Something is not right here.
I find Elon absolutely fascinating - particularly back to back with SBF.Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
Drugs? I’ll offer you this. We’ve all staggered out of a casino in the wee hours of the morning having tossed some sick amount. You cannot think clearly. Your brain short circuits.
In January Forbes had him @ $305 billion. He might be at $185-$190 billion now. That’s a $100 billion dollar haircut.
He has his whole bankroll in play and he’s bleeding profusely.
His credibility and popularity are at low ebb - this has to hurt more than the money given his personality disorder.
He’s on tilt.
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Originally Posted by SanlmarI find Elon absolutely fascinating - particularly back to back with SBF.Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
Drugs? I’ll offer you this. We’ve all staggered out of a casino in the wee hours of the morning having tossed some sick amount. You cannot think clearly. Your brain short circuits.
In January Forbes had him @ $305 billion. He might be at $185-$190 billion now. That’s a $100 billion dollar haircut.
He has his whole bankroll in play and he’s bleeding profusely.
His credibility and popularity are at low ebb - this has to hurt more than the money given his personality disorder.
He’s on tilt.
the e-spat between azealia banks and grimes during the 'funding secured' debacle lends a lot of weight to the theory that yes, beyond his personality disorder, he's a long time abuser of stimulants.
in particular banks called out grimes' meth use and elon and her were literally living together when it happened. also the circumstances of the beef are quite incredible, with grimes flying banks out to 'collab' and then musk's security confiscating her phone the second she walked in, only for her to find out grimes was off tweaking someplace and just completely vanished for days, leaving her to listen to elon in the kitchen try to secure said funding while wearing no pants.
oh also after she left no one would return her phone, which was a nice touch.
I’M gonna completely vanish for days phishing this episode and Elon drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
the e-spat between azealia banks and grimes during the 'funding secured' debacle lends a lot of weight to the theory that yes, beyond is his personality disorder, he's a long time abuser of stimulants.
in particular banks called out grimes' meth use and elon and her were literally living together when it happened. also the circumstances of the beef are quite incredible, with grimes flying banks out to 'collab' and then musk's security confiscating her phone the second she walked in, only for her to find out grimes was off tweaking someplace and just completely vanished for days, leaving her to listen to elon in the kitchen try to secure said funding while wearing no pants.
oh also after she left no one would return her phone, which was a nice touch.
Pretty naive of me really. In fairness I never gave two shits about Elon until now. Missed most of the stories it appears.
Some Tesla shorts believe the company is engaging in accounting fraud. I don't think it is true...but if it is...it could be weighing on Elon. Frauds don't get exposed during bull markets, they get exposed during bear markets.Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
The other weird thing is that he is always hanging out with his mother. Very bizarre. 50 year old man always taking his mother everywhere he goes.
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Originally Posted by SanlmarI’M gonna completely vanish for days phishing this episode and Elon drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Pretty naive of me really. In fairness I never gave two shits about Elon until now. Missed most of the stories it appears.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/azealia-b...000707018.html
its hard to find a definitive article because they all stupidly reference tweets / IG posts that are now deleted, because boomers
Well, goy. Did you know?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Small_BananaSome Tesla shorts believe the company is engaging in accounting fraud. I don't think it is true...but if it is...it could be weighing on Elon. Frauds don't get exposed during bull markets, they get exposed during bear markets.Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
The other weird thing is that he is always hanging out with his mother. Very bizarre. 50 year old man always taking his mother everywhere he goes.
i dont think its the legal definition of fraud but... how should i put this... i think the book keeping is as close to fraud as you can get without inviting prosecution.
and i also agree that elon is absolutely and rightly terrified that a confluence of negative sentiment fueled by someone compelling tesla to make its books available to a proper third party forensic analyst would be the end of his empire and, worse in his eyes, no one would ever take him seriously again.
speaking of which https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1605150639398477824
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkcdeUVX...jpg&name=large
god i truly do love to see it
Elon discovering first hand how difficult it is to run a free speech forum at a loss.
Gerber is such a clown. He is having a meltdown because all of his clients own the stock. Too dumb to realize it was a meme stock. It is crashing back down to reality. I don't believe there is fraud, maybe loose accounting. But they do have 20B in bank.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
might start monthly calls at $110 tbh.
this is seriously better than pie and i fucking love pie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkcwPXGX...jpg&name=large
someones very substantial tesla position just got margin called.
Everyone piling on Elon right now for Tesla tanking.
But next week when Tesla announces a new partnership with clean coal, Naturalbornhustler and I will be laughing at all of you.
crazy as if the entire world economy is crashing....Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
very strange indeed that an overvalued car stock that was treated as a tech stock has lost its value, very strange indeed I'm sure it's just tesla that's down
Binden Build Back Better gonna subsidize this? Sounds like a perfect way to scoop that sweet government cash. Elon is a master.Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
Have to look.
I do not for the life of me understand his pissing on the hand that feeds him.
May twitter never die…
siri show me a tweet that will end up in an SEC court filing someday
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605501874785751040
Wow.
Here's a fake "Tesla" livestream pretending Elon just resigned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV4lQGYkz0U
In reality, it's just an old stream, and they have a link in the chat to scam you out of crypto. Clever. Had me fooled for like 3 seconds until I looked closely.
BREAKING: Twitter to close its Seattle office location.
so yeah for anyone keeping score, twitter didnt shut down their seattle office, they were thrown out for non-payment of rent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMYgcS53Ezk
isn't there a covid rent moratorium?Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
SHIT!!!! The smell of San Francisco.
Where's that sink when you need it! Twitter's San Francisco HQ 'smells of BO and takeout food after Elon Musk stopped paying rent and janitors' - and staff are forced to bring their own toilet paper
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-janitors.html
https://sfstandard.com/_next/image/?...pg&w=1024&q=75
https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/30/75/...57/3/400x0.jpg
elon hasn't changed shit its all a mirage, yeah he's dumping internal files but
7 day suspension for bad words
Yep nothing has changed, a new psyop telling you it has.
Yep, nothing has changed. Dumb as ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
Carpe Donktum is back on Twitter after two year suspension. This is the kind of memes he got suspended for:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1609386785582321664