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***Larry Laffer WSOP Trip Report*** becomes ***Jewdonk and Krypt Extremely Jealous They Didn't Get Stakes***
This thread delivers.
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Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
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Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
Oh, ok my bad Martin. By alllll meaannnnnns continue "not giving a fuck".
no. you turned down stakes for other reasons. mostly bc youre a selfish fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
that's FACT.
I'm booked at Harrahs for the evening.
also trying to find Jack Daniels.
Going to play a deepstack as well.
perhaps i can OSA it.
Maybe the idea of self moderating threads would work here.
Marvin The Jewdonk wouldn't be allowed to post anywhere.
lol Larry I'm genuinely happy for you that you are in Vegas for the first time. I know it's exciting and all. Believe it or not I was quietly rooting for you to make a deep run and/or cash/final table.
You seem like a nice enough kid and all....easy target ? yes. but don't seem like a bad person like many others on this SHITHOLE
but honestly dude, you are tilting and extremely obsessed with me as some kind of 'target' for your posturing, and it's getting a bit old
but by all means, enjoy your free dinner and hotel room
reality in Chicago grinding out 500 bucks a week on your bike awaits you
WINTER IS COMING
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Oh, ok my bad Martin. By alllll meaannnnnns continue "not giving a fuck".
not giving a fuck
ITS WHAT I DO BEST
how dare you question me
LoL JewDonkMarvin
anyone can go microwave a hot pocket on a boat. you're not a master chef or anything
however, you wouldn't last 5 minutes with my job, even on a nice fall day, let alone in the middle of january when it's snowing.
Anytime you'd like to try, let me know. plenty of bikes to borrow.
LARRYLAFFER IS GOD.
also like Todd mentioned, I never got on the troll Larry bandwagon, we've actually had some good conversations.
Larry, not for nothing, and it's nice to see you aren't a completely miserable liberal douche bag all the time, but flame wars just isn't your thing. Some posters have a lot of game. Some have a little. You have none. This post isn't a flame, it's reality. I'm glad you're having fun in Vegas.
ps - Marty never said he would beat you up in real life. Ever. If I recall.
also C$ IS GOD, SIMPDOG IS GOD, HANDICAPME IS GOD, HOCKEY GUY IS GOD, BRANDON DREXEL Drexel IS GOD.
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goes without saying, your reading comprehension is terrible.Quote:
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I can totally see how you took it that way, but history tells us that Jewdonk is talking about his prowess as a forum fighter, not a street fighter.Quote:
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I don't gamble in the traditional sense as I consider it low class. I would consider gambling in Monaco, but that's about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
Well, now that the trolling is over......
I can now udate this tripreport.
In touch with Jack Daniels right now, he's at the orleans playing an O8/Stud8 tournament.
we are going to be meeting up and grabbing drinks. We also might play a tournament.
For a place that i can smell weed everywhere, no one has offered to sell me any on the street (not that i'd buy any, i brought my oil pens)
kinda weird.
I walked over to Harrahs and got a room for 60 bucks. Where i'm from, a $60 room is at a redroof in, not a fucking skyscraper hotel. Totally awesome.
I may or may not have paid a redic price to get home on fri/saturday morning. (I need to call my credit card company and find out if i got double charged) However, when Drexel told me last night that 2 days wasn't enough, I kinda had to agree. I have a few contacts at the Rio, and I'll most likely be staying there tomorrow.
There's def gonna be shenanigans afoot, as i've been here for 2 days and i've had 3 alcoholic beverages and some really good Thai Food. (lets be fair, it wouldn't have been professional to get lit as fuck the first night here and be groggy for the event the next day) that's clearly not enough liqour for a trip to vegas. And from what I've heard about Jack Daniels, he likes to drink.
Oh, and I forgot to mention this yesterday. Right before the dinner break, this kid who must've been around my age sat down. He looked like he just got back from Burning Man. sandals, dirty toe nails, dirty feet, the entire thing. it was gross.
So we come back from dinner, and he takes his sandals off and starts walkinga round the table, EATING FUCKING ANCHOVIES. yes. this kid was eating fucking anchovies (or a kipper snack). He fucking opened up the package right next to me and started chomping down on it, until i actually looked at him and said "are you really eating an anchovie right now?" after that he got up and ate it away from the table.
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Originally Posted by KryptI don't gamble in the traditional sense as I consider it low class. I would consider gambling in Monaco, but that's about it.Quote:
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This thread will cut.
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this is the rio event right? OSA, you green'd the post saying the 2pm. At the rio? sorry, im confused as fuck.
can anyone helpppppppp.
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this is the rio event right? OSA, you green'd the post saying the 2pm. At the rio? sorry, im confused as fuck.
can anyone helpppppppp.
:lol2
WINTER IS COMING
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:lol2
WINTER IS COMING
I see you're far into whatever bottle of swill that you're back to one line posts. EXCELLLEENNNTTTTT
Larry how often do you get 'confused as fuck' when you are making deliveries ?
not exactly confidence inspiring man
TBH, I do go to wrong addresses all the time. I will totally admit that.
(let you in on a hint: sometimes clients move. sometimes clients get the address wrong.)
However, I've always been able to cook ramen noodles. and make spaghetti-o's. So I can still probably do your job. You still can't do mine.
Poker Fraud Alert presented by Todd "Dandruff" Witteles. Calling me a sandn-word isn't going to change the fact that you have no formal education and/or career prospects in sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferand as for you, you millennial sand n-word.Quote:
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No one gives a flying shit what you think. If you want to be a fucking sand n-word cock sucking repressed homosexual asshole, go start a thread and label it:
***THE OFFICAL SAND n-word THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN THE WHITE PEOPLE THREAD***
Just like Jew Donk, you too have been having that "fear of missing out" and have decided to 'try' and rain on the parade.
not going to happen. ever. The entire board sees how big of a curmudgeon piece of garbage you are.
And wrench, how old are you? If I was anywhere near your age and still posting on Internet forums I would, without hesitation, hells myself. Totally sad and embarrassing.
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I see you're far into whatever bottle of swill that you're back to one line posts. EXCELLLEENNNTTTTT
shame you weren't more into actually playing POKER instead of making updates from your phone to a half assed 3rd tier irrelevant poker forum during your free ride to Las Vegas
you might have gone a lot deeper than a few hands after the dinner break if you weren't so consumed with posting on a stupid fucking message forum
great pics of Barry and Will though
maybe if they were autographed prints, cmoney could put them on Ebay to make back about .00001% of what he invested in you
but hey man...
go have a NICE DINNER
num num num
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shame you weren't more into actually playing POKER instead of making updates from your phone to a half asses poker forum during your free ride to Las Vegas
you might have gone a lot deeper than a few hands after the dinner break if you weren't so consumed with posting on a stupid fucking message forum
great pics of Barry and Will though
maybe if they were autographed prints, cmoney could put them on Ebay to make back about .00001% of what he invested in you
but hey man...
go have a NICE DINNER
num num num
:lol2
you'd have made it further? You should come and play an event. I made it to dinner with 15bb bc I hadn't seen a hand and I know how to play poker and I was waiting for a spot (which I found, and happened to brick. but it was a 15 out draw.)
you're a shitbag you know that? I'm in my hotel room enjoying myself while I plan my evening. That's why i'm updating MY TRIP REPORT THREAD you stupid mother fucker.
I will enjoy dinner. I think im meeting up with Brandon for steaks.
something tells me you're going to be napping soon, for coming into this thread and shitting on it like you do everywhere else.
False. You turned them down because there is a $600 bounty on your head cleatus wants to collect. Keep lying to everyoneQuote:
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Cockjockey seriously are you fucking retarded ?
FYI I was offered several WSOP stakes and politely declined
a little too preoccupied enjoying Mexico and donating on Stars drinking tequila not giving a fuck
also I had to turn down stakes because of Cleatus
very concerned about him trolling around Las Vegas on his bad ass 1991 Yamaha Virago looking to collect that bounty on me
For those who don't know Marty has outstanding warrants in Vegas due to him fucking with Drex and others back in 2010-11
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Originally Posted by handicapmeFalse. You turned them down because there is a $600 bounty on your head cleatus wants to collect. Keep lying to everyoneQuote:
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For those who don't know Marty has outstanding warrants in Vegas due to him fucking with Drex and others back in 2010-11
They are. They say nothing lasts forever, however, Bench warrants do.
So if Cleatus didn't have some stupid bounty to collect we could have had Jewdonk at the series? Everyone knows Larry and he would've become fast friends blowing smoke in each others faces while chasing Rio beach bunnies so that issue would have solved itself. I hate that I missed out on these stories because of Cleatus who doesn't even post here anymore? Really?
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you'd have made it further? You should come and play an event. I made it to dinner with 15bb bc I hadn't seen a hand and I know how to play poker and I was waiting for a spot (which I found, and happened to brick. but it was a 15 out draw.)
you're a shitbag you know that? I'm in my hotel room enjoying myself while I plan my evening. That's why i'm updating MY TRIP REPORT THREAD you stupid mother fucker.
I will enjoy dinner. I think im meeting up with Brandon for steaks.
make sure you include all of the above bolded highlights on your next resume' when being a bike messenger starts to wear a little thin
too bad Barnum and Bailey hung it up
they would SNAP hire you to be a ticket boy
I'm thinking sign waver for Popeye's might be the next step for your career
you'd look good in a chicken suit provided management can find one small enough to fit your tiny body
Unreal.... you fickle mongs have actually managed to inflate this guy's ego, which will undoubtedly lead to unprecedented forum aids.
But at least we're treated to Jewdonk dismantling this diminutive
Leaving Las Vegas with a bounty on ones head would turn a pleasant trip report into a HOF trip report imo.
Yes, 2pm at Rio
This thread went from Larry is a faggot to Larry has a HOF trip report/isn't that bad after all to:
I hate that liking Larry means you have to hate Tyde suddenly. Let those two bump titties. Who fucking cares. Nothing last forever except bench warrants and Tyde being a muh fuckin LEGEND.
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yeah it'll be back on track later I'm positive. Also, Handicapme is offering to put me into the 2pm daily deepstack tomorrow. I have accepted the terms of the agreement. So there's more sweating to be had. I am gonna try and get jack Daniels to play as well (he said he would so far)
Plus, I have one more shot to find Jesus Ferguson and get the autograph so I can crumple it up in front of him.