****OFFICIAL BUY A PIECE OF OSA IN THE BORGATA POKER OPEN****

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Originally Posted by OSA

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

This is the only hand he's posted which isn't a complete disaster. I'm assuming the SB is the maniac here (he's not clear, but that's what it seems.)

When the maniac fires out on a board like Q24 and you have KQ, you need to kick it up, as the maniac will pay you off with less. The BB just calling on the flop means he's probably behind, and you want to charge him for it.

When the BB flats the 7k on the turn, then you have to consider whether he's calling that much off with worse than your QK (though I don't know the BB's stack size here, which is important), and it's actually a tough decision on what to do. Much of this is player dependent -- whether you think the BB is the type who would still flat this much with a better hand, and how much of a chance he's flatting with a worse hand or a draw. Much of this is also stack size dependent.

In this case, OSA made the right fold, as the BB was flatting with a set, and the SB (maniac?) had shit.

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You're missing the exact reason *not* to bump it up:

the BB flatting the flop bet from SB.

If he was HU with maniac, cool. But exactly what hand do you think the BB is flatting with? The instinct to throw more chips into that situation is why tournaments are profitable for people who dont throw more chips into that situation.

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Q10, Q9, any pocket pair?

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Good point, you should have put them to a decision for all their chips. My bad.

lol @ all you nerds talking about poker strategy in the "big dick is a big fat fucking liar" thread.

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Originally Posted by OSA

One limper, andI go all in for 17000 with pocket 3s. Guy who just rebought and sat at the table went all in for like 30k and turns over 4s. So fucking standard.

Board runs out and I dont get help.


Out.

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:laterfag

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Originally Posted by adamantium

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

If it folds to you in middle position or later, and you have an average+ hand, start shoving. Don't let yourself get blinded down.

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If one needs advice like this, you should probably not be playing poker.

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You haven't been reading this thread if you make a post like this.

Jesus, its getting kind of depressing walking through the casino after busting. Feels like Groundhog Day.

what percent of the field pays? 20%?

according to the math, youre totally due bro.

TID

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Originally Posted by OSA

Jesus, its getting kind of depressing walking through the casino after busting. Feels like Groundhog Day.

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I get your depression.

You commit all that time & spend all that money on entry fees & hotel rooms to try & make an entertaining thread for the board & the most interesting part of it is the revelation that big dick is a big fucking liar. That's gotta hurt.

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

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Originally Posted by OSA

Jesus, its getting kind of depressing walking through the casino after busting. Feels like Groundhog Day.

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I get your depression.

You commit all that time & spend all that money on entry fees & hotel rooms to try & make an entertaining thread for the board & the most interesting part of it is the revelation that big dick is a big fucking liar. That's gotta hurt.

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AND the seahawks/packers game is a clusterfuck

I want to thank all of you guys and girls for your well wishes via PM. Its cool to be able to bring us as a group, towards one goal and that's to have me go deep in a tourney.

My last one is on Sept 12th since I want to skip tomorrows tourney since its 9/11. Im going to get rest and will update the fucking and other epiphanies I have had on this trip so far.

Instead of playing cards on 9/11, I might just do Old Homestead.

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Originally Posted by OSA

I have not been happy with my finishes. However, I think that If I can remain having as positive of a mindset that will allow me not to sabotage myself when I do start getting cards.

Two commonalities among these tournies I see is that I build up chips early on, but once blinds get to 100/200, I stop getting cards and go backwards with my stack or stop getting cards and get put into a tough decision like my 75 or JA.

On one hand, I dont want to have that 23 spades hand happen where I wanted to steal the blinds again but at the same time I dont want to fold for 1.5hrs/limp with small-medium pairs to set mine until I get to 15 BB. I need to pick spots where I can constantly increase stacks as blinds go up.

Hopefully I can start getting top 10 hands so I can execute.

Nothing revolutionary, just something I noticed past 2 events.

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Originally Posted by OSA

Jesus, its getting kind of depressing walking through the casino after busting. Feels like Groundhog Day.

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It's totally standard to brick like 80% of the time even if you are a long term winner over a large sample.


No point to get down over the outcome that should be expected, embrace the variance and rather than folding in spots you think you are flipping for your 15-20bb just get it in and hope you run good.

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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS

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Originally Posted by OSA

Jesus, its getting kind of depressing walking through the casino after busting. Feels like Groundhog Day.

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It's totally standard to brick like 80% of the time even if you are a long term winner over a large sample.


No point to get down over the outcome that should be expected, embrace the variance and rather than folding in spots you think you are flipping for your 15-20bb just get it in and hope you run good.

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NERRRRRRRRRRD

The one thing you have to respect about OSA is his ability to keep a good attitude even when he's losing. This is just variance. Regs go 15-20 tournament in a row without cashing all the time. I wouldn't doubt it if you ship something once this stake ends. Playing on an asshole like Sonatine's money can't be fun for you. Just because Sonatine has enjoyed tournament success himself, and put down 100 or whatever piddly amount for your buy ins, does not mean that you should have to listen to his constant whining about your play. You should tell him to fuck off and not even accept his money next go around.

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Originally Posted by OSA

Jesus, its getting kind of depressing walking through the casino after busting. Feels like Groundhog Day.

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Nobody really cares about you not being able to cash, we are much more concerned with your inability to get laid.

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

The one thing you have to respect about OSA is his ability to keep a good attitude even when he's losing. This is just variance. Regs go 15-20 tournament in a row without cashing all the time. I wouldn't doubt it if you ship something once this stake ends. Playing on an asshole like Sonatine's money can't be fun for you. Just because Sonatine has enjoyed tournament success himself, and put down 100 or whatever piddly amount for your buy ins, does not mean that you should have to listen to his constant whining about your play. You should tell him to fuck off and not even accept his money next go around.

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OSA can't pass up playing on another persons money It's in his dna.

After sleeping for about 13 hours, I have awoken and am heading to the Borgata for the buffet most likely. After I destroy my stomacwith the breakfast/lunch items, gonna then recheck into Harrahs where I will hang by the pool and get ready for possible Old Homestead.


And dont worry guys and girls. I have fucking stories to entertain you this boring Monday afternoon at work

Okay, so the following retelling of events are intended for audiences 16+ years and over.

After I busted from the first tourney, I decided that I needed something to lift my spirits and my cock so when I came back to Harrahs, and since he stayed in a nicer room I walked right across the casino to the Waterfront Towers and this guy who kinda looked like Chris Pratt(without facial hair) was on his knees as soon as I came in and gave me such a blowjob that he literally made love to my dick and as I blew my load he took it all, like an all star and licked every spot until my cock was literally dry. I didnt even really need a towel.

I told him that was great and he said thank you and I left.

Job well done, Chris Pratt lookalike, job well done.


Next up, my trip to Eggharbor Township to hook up with James Franco lookalike in an attic of a dilapidated house.

So tonight was Old Homestead and it did not dissapoint. Fine Dining, it is not. However, the service and hospitality are amazing.

First I started off with the Roasted Onion Soup and Crab Cake. The slaw on the crab cake was something bigdick would have gladly gobbled up but it was not appetizing.




I struggled between the Filet and the Gotham but I ended up going with the 18oz Filet with a glass of Cab and a side of sweet potatoes with walnuts and marshmellows.



The only thing I criticize is that the butter was not room temperature and that there could have been more walnuts in the sweet potatoes.

Last tourney, last "bullet in the chamber"as they say. (I made a poker pun, did you get that)?

Anyway, I feel just as good if not better mentally and physically. My dick is very happy these past few days. Going to be taking a Greyhound at the end of the day, if I make Day 2, or as soon as I bust.

Might stop by Bread and Butter before. Their chicken salad on walnut raisin is amazing.

100k starting stack, 25 ante, 100/200 blinds

Great starting table. Bunch of geriatrics passing time.

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Originally Posted by OSA

Last tourney, last "bullet in the chamber"as they say. (I made a poker pun, did you get that)?

Anyway, I feel just as good if not better mentally and physically. My dick is very happy these past few days. Going to be taking a Greyhound at the end of the day, if I make Day 2, or as soon as I bust.

Might stop by Bread and Butter before. Their chicken salad on walnut raisin is amazing.

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Lol. Going from eating at ole homestead to riding that grey dog.

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Originally Posted by Tellafriend

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Originally Posted by OSA

Last tourney, last "bullet in the chamber"as they say. (I made a poker pun, did you get that)?

Anyway, I feel just as good if not better mentally and physically. My dick is very happy these past few days. Going to be taking a Greyhound at the end of the day, if I make Day 2, or as soon as I bust.

Might stop by Bread and Butter before. Their chicken salad on walnut raisin is amazing.

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Lol. Going from eating at ole homestead to riding that grey dog.

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It is pretty much common knowledge that OSA will ride anything

TRIP REPORT SO MAILED IN.

WOAT

SFO BACKERS.

WASN'T EVEN FUN

Level 4, not getting much to work with. Lost a decent sized pot with A9 v A7 on a Ah 2d 5d 7c 10c board. Other than that Im sitting at a table with a Bernie Sanders and the fucker from UP so I guess that interesting.

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Originally Posted by OSA

Level 4, not getting much to work with. Lost a decent sized pot with A9 v A7 on a Ah 2d 5d 7c 10c board. Other than that Im sitting at a table with a Bernie Sanders and the fucker from UP so I guess that interesting.

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Back from break.

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Originally Posted by OSA

Back from break.

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Im on the edge of my seat.. thanks for letting us know!!!

Trying to play a bit looser to gain chips but its not seeming to work out atm

stack size?

UTG+1 with KK, blinds 500/1000 ante 200. Make it 2500, guy from UP calls in BB. Flop comes 10 J 7 rainbow. He checks, I bet pot he calls. Turn is 3x, he checks and I go allin, a little over pot and he calls and flips Q10 off and river is a 9. Im back to a little undet starting stack.

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Originally Posted by OSA

Trying to play a bit looser to gain chips but its not seeming to work out atm

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you should probably stick to what you know, and play loser

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Originally Posted by simpdog

stack size?

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91k

2nd break. 77500 total.

Gotta keep in mind that this has been a great week regardless of what happens. One hand is all it takes to change this entire week for me, gambling wise.

Just like the $250 tourney I played few weeks ago that I got 2900, there was one turning point where I flopped a straight vs top pair and gutshot vs set and I rode that to the final 3.

When I come back from break it should be 1/2k with 300 antes. I still have 35ish BB.

UTG+1 with 2's. Make it 5500. Button calls and BB calls. Flop 10 2 3 2 diamonds. He checks, so do I, and Button makes it 8k. BB makes it 26k. I push for 77k ish and both fold.

I am at 116k now.

Can you hurry up and win otherwise this is turning into the snoregata open

Oh no he didn't!

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Originally Posted by OSA

UTG+1 with 2's. Make it 5500. Button calls and BB calls. Flop 10 2 3 2 diamonds. He checks, so do I, and Button makes it 8k. BB makes it 26k. I push for 77k ish and both fold.

I am at 116k now.

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TID

Also flat that and hope one of the donkeys push.