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That ain’t nuthin’. I got 5 grand in my room! But that is rent money from one of my tenants. It’s called is an investment, with a positive EV. I’m one of those stupid guys that worked for a living, made a little money and invested it fairly wisely. I was told that’s what you do to prepare for retirement.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Looks like Drew is living that Goat life… Colt Goat Life that is…
So would Drew be the “Poke” of The Mitchell Family???
And to fill the time waiting ffor Chrissy to show us an update of 4 days of running....
Spenser's review of Chrissy, starring Chia Pet Chrissy, Drawn on Eyebrows Chrissy, I swear on a bible I never did gayporn Chrissy, and "complete LIE" Chrissy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBspkFipfdg
new video... looks like he could be back in Ohio, in a park with big oak trees, people wearing hoodies and sweat pants early in the morning, it's still like 80 degrees early in the morning in Vegas, i downloaded the video and gonna try to do some reverse image searches....
yep, got a hit from Tiffin, Ohio with this image from the video, who do we know that lives in Tiffin ...lol ..... hmmmmm.....
https://go.tiffinohio.net/2022/09/ne...er-park-opens/
So let’s look at the sequence of events:
First a video about why you should or should not quit gambling
Then a video about how people go into casinos and place bigger bets than their bankroll can cover
Then a video about “almost” losing everything
And now he’s visiting the in-laws in Tiffin and is once again swearing off table games
This tells me he just blew his whole bankroll recently (not years ago like he said) playing baccarat or roulette and now he needs money to cover whatever he just put into his new rental in Vegas.
But don’t worry folks Just join his inner circle and you can win on sports by default. That’s how good of a sports better he is. I’m sure Mr Foater will just hand over the money to him.
Rep fail, was saying soon he’ll default on the Loan for the Tahoe and it will get repossessed like the Hyundais!
Ugggh, I forgot how gross he looks without all that makeup caked on. The bags under his eyes have gotten Worse and judging by Rivers’ assessment of his videos chronology, it would make sense since he’s losing and getting more and more stressed out!
Also, No Stacy in sight indicating she is either at her Father’s house begging for the Loan this time or dragging her parents to the bank to cash another check!
Since this bald, fat, lazy piece of shit won’t lend her the car, she probably had to have her geriatric parents drive her to the bank!
#ColtLifeBaby
Ok guys, possibly old info but here are 4 potential numbers to call with burners and ask for Kyle, Chrissy, Bubs or whoever. All are in the Tiffin area code. Have fun!
And a few more
Is this the same Lucy that was in that video where Chrissy wound up getting a black eye a few years ago? The little old lady that lost 15K by following his baccarat strategies??
https://youtu.be/wBDNxU-awAM?si=iNBseVKCpNMZCg_C
In the "I almost lost everything" video, he literally said "I remember it like it was yesterday" because it was yesterday.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
His running video the other day was setting up "I'm running back to the bank of mom and dad".
Chrissy might be smarter than we thought.
Review of today's nonsense in next post.
"Professional gambler gives 4 reasons why sports betting is better than playing table games"
I ddint realise Chrissy was getting a special guest in for this nonsense.
1.35k subscribers at time of viewing.
11m13s of likely nonsense.
Spoiler: NVB is now capable of making full clear sentences that make sense. Hopefully he can teach Chrissy how to not ramble like an idiot
Chrissy opens with his family is travelling around the United States
Chrissy also says hes never been to this playground before.......does he make a habit of going to playgrounds, since we pretty much never saw it in any other video
Tip 1: You dont need to be at the casino
Chrissy forgets he used to brag you could play table games from home.
0,m44s Chrissy scans an empty looking playground and claims NVB [shoutout to NVB] is there somewhere....we did hear oooooking.
0m55 Chrissy claims he can spend quality time with NVB [while hes fucking around on his phone] because his sports bets are in.
When asked, NVB gave 3 oooooks if he thought this was quality time or not.
1m07 Chrissy equates sports betting as passive residual income becuase you get time back.
Chrissy forgets all the times hes claimed hes been up at 3am studying sports bets.
1m30 Again Chrissy rambles that he was trading time for money when he went to the casino to play Spinny and Baccccky like a 9-5 job.
He forgets all those awesome videos he made of himwinning hundreds of dollars in minutes playing online
Sounds like he got greedy
2m30 Chrissy keeps trying to sell the idea he's an investor
Given he keeps moaning about the stockmarket only returning 10% per year: how much did you make on New Year's eve when your team won but you stll lost the bet?
$25k?
3m46s tip 2 predictability
Chrissy tells us its impossible to predict the cards that will come in Blacky and Baccky or how the ball will land in roulette
Dont forget tho, Chrissy can command the ball in Spinny.......
Chrissy starts rambling if you play table games and have a massive bankroll your can "buy yourself out of trouble".
Is that how Zachy got the $2k back...what did he sell to Chrissy for that money?
Speaking of Zachy, any idea how his porn addiction is going?
6m15s Chrissy is still rambling about stats and you can predict the outcome
Yes thats right folks, in a two team game, you can predict Team A wins, Team B wins, or the game is a tie
Amazing I know.
7m21 Tip #3 the betting limits are higher for sports betting
8m07 Chrissy claims table limits prevent him from mitchellgaling to infinity
I thought Chrissy would stop after losing 9 in a row, and also: You need the bankroll to also be able to go to infinity.
As an example: Assume Chrissy's start bet is $3000 and his mitchellgale rule is 3.5x last bet (not entirely accurate but close enough because he more than doubles it and tiltmonkeys)
It would only take 6 progressions for his final bet to be $5.5m which is more than he has ever claimed to have won.
A more charitable 2.5x rule would take 8 progressions to get to roughly the same spot.
9m30 Chrissy claims for sports betting you can start with $1 and mitchellgale up to $1m in sports betting.
Two problems with this:
He doesnt have a million dollars
There is no guarentee the sports book would take that action.
10m22 Tip 4: to reinforce you wll be doing a lot of mitchellgaling, Chrissy's 4th tips is you can copy him bet for bet
Blah blah blah.
No reason given for the travelling, no plan given just "hurr hurr, here I randomly am, in Ohio"
Also, despite claims of how many toys he buys Bubs, no toys are shown.
No mention of running either .
"Tariq Reed: Zach had a porn addiction.... but then he beat it."
Bahahahahahahahahaha
REBUKE SATAN and REBUKE RILEY REID
Table games are now like a J.O.B. where you trade your time for money...
as opposed to trading your semen (and dignity FOREVER online) for Colt...
With sports you can track stats going back 100 years....which is valuable because no rules have ever changed and many players are vampires...
Big Daddy Foster is indeed bankrolling this operation in order to see little Bubs once in a blue moon. Perhaps he had a stroke between when he was a professor and now?
ok guys, we know he is in desperation mode... so make this one hurt.... make sure to give a thumbs up and a comment if you can.... ending is great again... ( lol in my
eyes anyways ) .... anyways....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFSpPrvwUcI
Appparently Chrissy has decreed that Bubs will grow up watching the Las Vegas A’s, Until of course the Mitchell’s move to Florida next year…and then he’ll be a Miami Marlins or Tampa Rays fan…and then when they move to Ohio he’ll be a Reds or Indians fan. Hard to be a dedicated sports fan to any team when you’re relocating so often.
At least for now it sounds like Chrissy may be ready to finally say he no longer lives in Chicago (not that many on the planet couldn’t figure that out already). Too bad he might be waiting till 2027 for the A’s to show up. He’ll be long gone by the time that happens.
dos anyone know if Stacy is an only child ?
O and on reflection from Chrissy's nonsense today:
He claims table games have max bet sizes, and sports betting effectively does not.
What Chrissy forgets to tell us is how much he feels he deserves to win a day before it becomes GREED*.
As he also claims to be a multi-millionaire, there are plenty of things he can do with his money that will earn legit passive income so he doesnt need to gamble, or have the stress of gambling in his life.
Cue the COMPLETE LIE clip.
*We know its somewhere between $8 and $16k a day because he feels entitled to $250-$500k a month given idiocy he has stated.
i mean you can OD from steroids right ? like the heart explodes or something ???
Jesus H. Christ .... Andrew Mitchell real recent instagram reels video... holy fuck....
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cw8Zh_rxS9d/
Yes, Stacy has a brother. His name is Jonathan Foster.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
This is how I verified it:
There is an obituary from 2012 for a Betty Julius from Tiffin, Ohio. In this obituary, It list her only child as Cathy Ann Foster (Stacy's Mother). It list Grandchildren as Stacy Meier and Jonathan Foster.
This is Stacy's MATERNAL Grandmother. The only possible way Stacy can have a maternal Grandmother who has a Grandchild with the last name "Foster", would be if they were siblings. If the Grandmother happened to be on her father's side, there could be many more possibilities (such as cousins) as to what relation a Foster is to her. Since it's her Mother's side, it's very straightforward.
Further, as we know Stacy's father is Robert Foster. His middle name is "John". He passed it along to his son (Jonathan). He also gave his son a middle name of "Robert" (his first name). Jonathan is 42, and still lives in Ohio. I don't want to put the guy on blast, but he is fairly easy to find.
Hopefully Jonathan is responsible and the Fosters decide to leave what wealth they have to Jonathan, or at the very least let him manage any disbursement Stacy may get when they pass.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
There is a brother Jonathan Foster. Appears to live in Cincinnati and works in Marketing.
https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obit...julius-5287909